Furniture
Lord Langton's Castle Glass-Topped Sculptural Table
Thing is, Cousin Lord Langston has this sick medieval stone castle, plus a few dragons to protect it, but, uh, nowhere to put it at the moment. See, his lease in Scotland ran out, and he's just a little short on the funds...
Serpent Table
And you were wondering what to get the Slytherin you drew for the Secret Santa gift exchange at Hogwarts this year. The Serpent Table from Blackman Cruz conquers the part-captivating, part-disturbing design of a coiled...
Slatted Wood Sofa Arm Tray Table
A slatted wood sofa arm tray table is a real good idea...presuming it works exactly as shown. Otherwise, a slatted wood sofa arm tray table isn't just a bad idea, it's a direct path to spilling drinks and dropping food...
Bones the English Butler Cocktail Table
Have a seat. Take a load off. Rest your weary bones, and let this happy bag of bones bring you a drink. With Bones the English Butler it's always service with a smile...
MOFO Pole Tool-Free TV Mount & Stand
MOFO says, "Put it anywhere you like...in under 2 minutes." Whoa. Now that's a MOFO...
Working Tetris Coffee Table
Thanks be to the skills of Arduino, Raspberry Pi, and Purple Wires for brightening up my day with their working Tetris coffee tables. Purple Wires is the shop with the ingenuity to pair up the other two to create the...
Climbingbox Rock Climbing Bedroom Sets
Bishop Training's Climbingboxes, full bedroom sets with built-in bouldering walls, are impressive. Designed for budding climbers, they have a single bunk on top and a full mattress pad on the bottom, which also unfolds...
Moon Pod Anti-Anxiety Float Chair
You don't even have to make sweet love or spend 10 hours straight wandering through Skyrim in this bean bag chair to reduce your anxiety. The Moon Pod, a reinvention of the iconic first apartment furniture staple, is...
Bowchair Luxury Sex Chairs (NSFW)
You like bouncy, bouncy? Bowchairs, luxury sex chairs in handsome and discreet designs, have bouncy, bouncy covered from head to toe. With, yes, lots of boobie in between...
Glowing Wood & Resin City Map Coffee Tables
City maps have been turned into art many times before, but these city map coffee tables, made from multiple layers of wood and resin, and "programmed" to glow in the dark, are the coolest I've seen since the bathymetric...
Scorpion Chair
Ah, just the Scorpion Chair I've been looking for. Elegant. Subtle. A real complement to my Death Stalker scorpion blade arm gauntlet. And, dude. It's really gonna tie the room together. I can already see myself sitting...
WEE! Swing Desk
WEE! A word I typically reserve for the last time I get up from my desk on a Friday afternoon, not for the hours and hours...and hours I'm sitting at it. But the WEE! Desk, a design from Simonas Palovis, challenges us...
Turbo Wooden Car Coffee Table
The Turbo Low Table is an inspired design from Maarten Baas. I say that because as a wood coffee table shaped like a vintage car, it's one Dad will be all over, and as a sleek and finely built piece of furniture, Mom...
EZ-Bed Self-Inflating Air Mattress
The downside to owning Ivation's EZ-Bed self-inflating air mattress and bed frame is that you'll always have a place for your friend Cornelius, or your new wife's parents, to crash when they show up unexpectedly (and...
aCompatible Double Chaise Rocker
Ahhh, the yin and yang of summer lazing with your love curve into aCompatible's Double Chaise Rocker. Feel the yin napping side-by-side under the shade of the lounge's arced canopy. And the yang of your beer running out...
Star Wars Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table
May the 4th be...Baaaah! Hey! Give me back my fish tacos and margarita, Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table!...
The O Rocker
O. Lookit this rocker. Designed by Marcel Wanders for Moooi, the contemporary O Rocker gives me good feels when I see it. Elegant and simple, with a hint of carnival ride, or maybe avant-garde-dream-sequence ride in its...
Star Wars Emperor Throne Armchair
Regal Robot is a studio home to several sweet custom Star Wars furniture designs. Remember the Millennium Falcon Asteroid Coffee Table? The Robot's latest creation gives all the aspiring Dark Side dictators out there...
Convertible Console Table Bookshelf
I've seen a few of these pieces of convertible furniture lately, including one that SWINGs from table to shelf just like the IMAX Convertible Console Table Bookshelf here. And I really dig them, their design and execution...
Icelandic Wool & Reclaimed Oak Chewbacca Sofa
The idea of skinning Chewbacca for a coat has been around for a while, but this is the first time I've seen someone suggest turning the Wookiee into a sofa. Can't be easy either. The fight. The takedown. The, er, processing...
Transformer 6-in-1 Table
Apparently this Transformer Table is the 2.0 version, so my question is, where the 6 tables in 1 was I when the original came out?! The amount of time my fiancee made me spend looking for the perfect dining table with...
SWING Convertible Table & Shelf
The SWING convertible table-to-shelf is magic! Not quite Fletcher Capstan magic, but still a pretty sweet design from EVE Collection, especially for those with limited space for furniture...
Zenergy Ball Chair
Who wants to pop a squat on a Minion? The Zenergy Ball Chair attempts to maintain the supposed posture, balance, and core strength benefits of sitting on an exercise ball, while adding wheels and a mesh slipcover that...
Backstabber Occasional Chair
Backstabbers of the world, Haunt fantasy furniture made a Valentine's Day gift just for you! To those would would like to give a Backstabber Chair to their most deserving ex (lover, friend, family member - take your pick)...