I Could Eat a T-Rex Spaghetti Measurer
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Whether you're hungry enough to eat a T-Rex, or just need a quick coupla bites of the child from the family he's terrorizing, this clever kitchen tool will measure out the precise amount of meaty flesh you need to achieve satiation. Meaty flesh, in this case, being spaghetti noodles.
You've probably seen T-Rex chasing frenzied families across the rear windows of vehicles, but now the chase continues along your kitchen countertop. The I Could Eat a T-Rex spaghetti measurer adds a fun twist to portioning pasta, plus keeps the process much simpler than dragging out a scale or holding your noodles up to serving size photos on the Internet. The acrylic tool contains measurement slots for 4 different portions. A T-Rex full of raw spaghetti equates to 400 grams, or enough for 4 people. A Papa victim represents 130 grams of pasta, a man-sized portion, while the Mama victim is 100 grams and Jr. victim 65 grams, the recommended serving sizes for ladies and kiddos.
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