Kitchen

The Tomato Shark

$7.86 - $9.26 Amazon »

Tomato Shark is here to take a big bite out of your beefsteak. Or little bites out of your multi-colored cherries. The toothy tomato corer pierces and scoops out stems, plus seeds, from the fruits (or are they vegetables...

hOmeLabs Portable Countertop Dishwasher

Discontinued

I can think of lots of good reasons why you'd get a portable countertop dishwasher instead of installing a full-size dishwasher next to your sink...

Modern Ergonomic Bowls

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Dude, I hate when I get a hand cramp from holding my bowl of Fruity Pebbles* at perfect spoon-shoveling distance from my mouth. Wha- what's this? A set of Modern Ergonomic Bowls designed to fit comfortably in one hand?...

KAN Core Chef Knife

$135 - $139 Amazon »

Chef in name, Damascus in style, Japanese in origin. The KAN Core Chef Knife is made of AUS-10 or VG-10 steel to maintain a burly, 59-60 HRC hardness without going brittle. KAN says the result is a kitchen blade that...

Sip-A-Bowl - Cereal Bowl with Built-in Straw

$6.99 Amazon »

Sip-A-Bowl, I slurp what you're pouring here. You've got my favorite take on the reusable straw yet. The cereal bowl with a built-in straw is made for drinking down the last drop of my Froot-Loops-infused-milk, with the...

Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer

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The Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer: When Perfect Steak is Your Endgame. This new piece of Avengers merch is even cooler looking than the Thor's Hammer meat mallet I saw at the end of last year. I wonder how big of...

Refrigerator Door Lock

$12.99 Amazon »

I like how the people who sell this refrigerator lock advertise it as a good way to secure sensitive medications or other restricted items, especially in public places like schools and hospitals, but every person who's...

Windmill Watermelon Slicer

Discontinued

Oh, Windmill Watermelon Slicer, not since the Chef'n Cob Corn Stripper has a kitchen tool made me so excited for summer's bounty. Ah, I remember the summer of 2016. I must have eaten a hundred bushels of corn. With the...

Shatter-Resistant Chip & Dip Bowl

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It's a 2-tier basket of treasure! Classic Cuisine's chip & dip bowl is made of shatter-resistant hard plastic, with a 10" chip basin on the bottom, and a detachable dip reservoir perched on a transparent rainbow arcing...

DASH Mini Toaster Oven

$35.90 Amazon »

I think I have juuust enough room for a DASH Mini Toaster Oven on my desk at work. It's got a perfect 9" footprint on the outside so it's great for small spaces, and I'll bet it's bigger on the inside for cooking, like...

Football Stadium Snack Bowls

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Is it football season? Either one of them, American football or soccer? Yes to MLS, but no to NFL? But the NFL is about to have their draft? OK, then it sounds like something exciting is going on with both of these sports...

Over-the-Sink Dish Drying Rack

$207 Amazon »

This over-the-sink dish drying rack is a 2-tier space saver with a side of storage and organization. A real multi-tasker that does it all with poise and elegance. Sound like any maternal figure you might know? One who...

Octopus Citrus Reamer

$16.95 Amazon »

Lemons and limes and oranges, beware the kraken! OTOTO's OCTO octopus citrus reamer further drives, drills, and burrows home the design studio's creativity when it comes to reimagining beloved plants, animals, and mythical...

Rivsalt Rock Salt & Grater Set

Discontinued

Need a little salt on your brontosaurus steak? Continue the prehistoric gastronomic experience with some ancient Himalayan rock salt grated fresh from the rasp of the Rivsalt. Kikkerland's tableside (or over-the-pot)...

Shark Kitchen Sponge Holder

$17.99 Amazon »

I wouldn't mind sticking a sponge or scrubber into this Shark Kitchen Sponge Holder, but I'm not so sure about reaching in there to take it back out. Might be an Entrance Only sort of kitchen gift for me. Good thing I...

Vertical Rotisserie Roaster Oven

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I saw this Vertical Rotisserie Roaster Oven at the same time as the Slide & Serve BBQ Skewers. Bummer that you can't use them together, but both bring their own flavors of kebab-cooking ease to the BBQ...

Sea Monster Salt Pig

Who better to guard your salt than a creature of the sea? Rachel Kirk's Sea Monster Salt Pig (does that seem like too many nouns in a row to anyone else?) spins the classic seasoning crock into a two-finned, two-toothed...

Magnetic Cooking Utensil Set

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A Magnetic Cooking Utensil Set isn't going to change your life or anything. I mean, unless you use the utensils for non-cooking-related...activities...and end up causing a life-changing injury. Or for that matter, life-changing...

Hedgehog Cheese Grater

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You've heard of hedge cheese, right? This hedgehog cheese grater is called Kasimir. According to Wikipedia, Kasimir is the German variation of the Catalan Casimir, which may mean "someone who destroys [an] opponent's...

Microwave Sandwich Grill

$22.99 - $27.99 Amazon »

I guess a microwave sandwich grill has 2 things going for it over a countertop panini press. Well...more like 1 1/2 things. First, the pair of platinum silicone and non-stick aluminum plates squash down and grill-mark...

EggXactPeel Eggshell Peeler

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The EggXactPeel Eggshell Peeler is the type of handy kitchen gadget I would actually consider handy, if it weren't so unlikely to actually work. Removing the shells from hard boiled eggs is the worst, unless you get the...

Rapid Mac Cooker

$7.99 Amazon »

The fastness of Kraft Mac & Cheese isn't fast enough for the Rapid Mac Cooker. Because it no longer suffices to be just fast. No more just fast, pasta and processed cheese powder! You must be rapid! And the Rapid Mac...

The Equalizer Multi-Blade Pizza Cutter

$230.85 Amazon »

The...EQUALIZER! On the one hand, the name sounds kinda extreme for a pizza cutter, but on the other, this is pizza we're talking about here. Disagreements have been had, conflicts have broken out, wars have been fought...

Saki Automatic Pot Stirrer

$58.12 Amazon »

A lot of us like to stir the pot, right up until it's time to literally stir the pot. Gravy. Soup. Risotto. Who has the patience to stand there and turn, turn, turn the spoon 'til it reaches your desired thickness and...