Kitchen
Wonderffle Stuffed Waffle Iron
Holy Shmi, mother of Vader! I just watched a Wonderffle - and I mean Wonderffle! - man stuff his waffle with fried chicken. Built-in chicken & waffles! Made possible by this smoky black feat of deep-dish cast iron and...
E5 Kitchen Knife Sharpener
One of my most notable attributes is laziness. And thanks to the E5 Kitchen Knife Sharpener, one of my most notable attributes is thriving! For a good 3 months my fiancee, She-Ra: Princess of Power, had been nagging requesting...
Sushi Stackers Kit
This Sushi Stackers Kit endeavors to teach brave souls "the art of elevated sushi." I call them brave souls because, uh, isn't just cutting a piece of sushi-grade fish a skill it takes chefs hours of practice to master?...
Star Wars Darth Vader Stovetop Tea Kettle
Luuuuuke! I boil your water! The Darth Vader tea kettle would be better if it were high-speed electric, and even better than that if it were powered by Bogan, but the sturdy vessel for hot beverage fixin' is still pretty...
The Dude's Rug Cutting Board
Obviously, The Dude's Rug cutting board will really tie your kitchen together. And beyond that, this slab of cherry covered in a Persian rug motif is truly a sight to behold...
Kyocera Advanced Ceramic Grater
Kyocera, your advanced ceramic graters had me at "Rinses off in a flash, no digging into grooves for lime peel as often happens with steel graters." As a kind and gentle fiance, I occasionally offer to clean up after...
VW Camper Van Toasters
These stainless steel VW Camper Van Toasters are the updated models of this Volkswagen beaut from a few years ago. They're much more sleek and shiny, sophisticated even, than their predecessor, but still radiate the trademark...
Mark-Eat! Basting Brush
OTOTO's Mark-Eat! basting brush is for those who really want to highlight their special rib sauce or make their buttery pie crusts pop. The marker-shaped brush comes in neon yellow and obviously takes the shape of a highlighter...
American Skillet Company State Cast Iron Skillets
Hey, they made a Michigan mitt out of cast iron, pre-seasoned and ready to cook up some biscuits all the way from the Northport pinkie to the Detroit thenar*. There's a little cast iron something for the Texas dudes and...
Soy Sauce Sprayer
Use Chef'n's new Soy Sauce Sprayer to season your meat and sushi, add an even coating of savory, salty goodness to your eggs, or refresh your face with a fine umami mist when your skin gets parched. It might be the best...
Skalpel Steak Knife
Skalpel is a steak knife designed to be as beautiful and satisfying as the meat you use it to cut. The more imaginative might also appreciate the Skalpel metaphor of diner as doctor, a professional eater making precise...
Song Lyric Parody Tea Towels
Nothing like some foodie-themed song lyric parodies printed on tea towels to keep things comin' hot 'n' fresh out the kitchen. (Mama rollin' that babka / Got every man doin' dishes!) Katie Cleveland of A2D Creations has...
Sharp Pebble Whetstone
Even if you just have a decent set of kitchen knives, you're going to want to keep them sharp or you're just going to be pulling your meat rather than sliding through it. A good whetstone is a nice kitchen tool to have...
Crock-Pot Swing & Serve Triple Slow Cooker
Rats! I wish I'd gotten Crock-Pot's Swing & Serve Slow Cooker for Super Bowl Sunday. I bet the Patriots feel the same way about the Vince Lombardi Trophy. At least for me it's not too late...
Cast Iron & Wood Kitchen Knife
Chifen Cheng's cast iron and wood kitchen knife has won multiple design awards from official contests and organizations, plus one enthusiastic and gentlemanly bow from me. I wish there were a video of the knife's walnut...
Bigfoot Salad Tongs
For the Elaines out there who like a big salad, here's a pair of Big(foot) salad tongs to serve it with. Or if you want to take bites as big as the salad and foot, scrap the knife and fork, and just use OTOTO's new tongs...
PanWaffle - Hybrid Pancake/Waffle Maker
Pancake + Waffle = PanWaffle. If you're being unimaginative. I can think of so many better names for this hybrid pan ready to griddle me 2 delicious breakfast staples in one. Like, Have Your Pancake and Waffle It Down...
Tetra Countertop Dishwasher - No Plumbing Required
Tetra is a forthcoming countertop dishwasher. Its collaborators, Heatworks and Frog, developed the compact unit to function with ease and efficiency; to install it you'll need only a footprint in your kitchen, and a single...
Lodge Mini Skillet
Lodge's mini cast iron skillet may be just a baby, but this 3-1/2" pre-seasoned little precious is still burly enough to sear, saute, simmer, braise, bake, roast, and fry with the big boys. Hash and eggs for 1? Personal...
T-Square Electric Tea Maker
Check out the makeover Gourmia's Tea-Square has given to the electric tea kettle. So modern. So tech savvy. So space-conscious and portable. I guess the great Huey Lewis was right: It's hip to be square...
Motion Activated Paper Towel Dispenser
Why do I need a motion activated paper towel dispenser? No reason that comes to my mind. She-Ra: Princess of Power, however, says: BBQ ribs; chicken wings; greasy pizza fingers; and Flamin' Hot Cheetos dust. She said...
Watering Can Lemon Juicer
Don't just juice your lemons, Lemoniere them with this watering can lemon juicer. 9 out of 10 horticulturists prefer it to electric juicers, reamers, and other citrus extraction tools...
FridgeFork Condiment Fork
Eating straight from the jar approved! The FridgeFork condiment fork is simultaneously going to piss off and please my fiancee. She'll be irritated that Chef'n has developed a utensil that encourages me to stand with...
Micro-Pop Microwave Popcorn Popper
I do like that the Micro-Pop microwave popcorn popper is clearly of a size that indicates its contents are all for me. My concern is, in its attempt to keep others' hands out, the Micro-Pop opening was designed such that...