Whale Water Splash Guard for Sinks
Yep, definitely feel like I'm in the front row at SeaWorld, and Shamu is in a belly flopping mood, when I sit at our kitchen counter while my wife does the dishes. ... No, that reference does not mean I support SeaWorld continuing to hold orcas captive, and making them do circus tricks for human onlookers. It was just the first thing that came to mind when I saw the whale shape of this Whale Water Splash Guard.
Made for the front, back, or side of kitchen, bathroom, or any other splash-happy sinks you got, the silicone whale cutout serves as a barrier between flyway droplets and your midsection / crotchal region. Or, in my case, the midsection / crotchal region / chest / face of the husband sitting on the barstool directly across from the water source. Who thought that was a good idea, installing the kitchen sink in the same counter, and on the same plane as the kitchen bartop?
The Whale Water Splash Guard has 5 extra strong suction cups running along its base to secure it in front of or behind your sink. It measures 19.7" long x 5.5" tall x 2.4" wide, and comes in a subtle light gray.
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