Nature's D*ck Pics 2020 Wall Calendar
Ring in 2020 long and strong with Nature's D*ck Pics, a 2020 wall calendar here to help you stand tall, and hit the year hard and head first.
Nature's D*ck Pics first penetrated the wall calendar scene with their 2018 monthly tracker. In the 2 editions since then the team behind the "100% all natural wall enhancement" photos has just kept on finding phallic symbols made by a seemingly horny Mother Nature. All of those included in Nature's D*ck Pics are rock formations, and their resemblance to the male penis is uncanny enough that I wonder why we call it having wood or a woodie instead of a rock / rocky.
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