Household

Smart Sterilizing Bed Robot

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Feeling lonely and isolated? Cheer up! According to the ROCKUBOT smart sterilizing bed robot, "Nobody sleeps alone." You snuggle up next to at least a bazillion bacteria every time you lie down at night. And don't worry...

Skull Decanter Set with Skull Shot Glasses

$39.95 Amazon »

Stay thirsty, my friends. If you don't, you might end up like the dead dude in this Skull Decanter Set, drowned in the glass globe of whiskey he couldn't drink himself out of...

Bacon Sponge

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Paper towels now too precious to waste on your bacon grease? Bacon Sponge that pork fat up with this reusable "unpaper towel" from Green City Living. Sewn up nice with quilted polyester microfiber and organic cotton...

Flattering Video Chat & Meeting Ring Light

$21.99 - $24.99 Amazon »

Try out one of these ring lights if you want to wear a different kind of face mask - a more flattering face mask - for your next video chat or meeting. The adjustable 3-color, 10-brightness discs mount to any M1/4" tripod...

Noodles Towels

I already have a Ramen Towel. It doesn't have screen-printed bowls of noodles hanging off the sides of it though. It's just a red towel I really like, and always keep tucked in the neck of my shirt while I eat Ramen to:...

Star Wars Death Star Glass & Ice Mold Set

Discontinued

This Star Wars Death Star Glass & Ice Mold Set might be a victim of extended delivery periods for online orders, but at printing anyway, there was still a chance the 4-piece tumbler and giant cube tray set would arrive...

Giant Crystal Glass Brandy Snifters

$31.90 - $119 Amazon »

Nothing does the Remy Martin XO justice like a giant crystal glass brandy snifter that can hold a whole bottle of it. Several bottles of the red-gold liquor when you go with a 12000mL version of the stemware, but that...

Petsfit Dog Bunk Bed

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Not only does this dog bunk bed from Petsfit look precious, the wood panel pooch chamber is begging to look even more precious, as it arrives primed and ready for a custom paint job from Dad. I mean, come one, Petsfit...

Taco Toaster Taco Shell Makers

$14.99 Amazon »

The Taco Toaster! Here to save us from the horrible taco shell shortage we've been experiencing! It's a pair of dashing red tortilla shapers that slip right into your home toaster to turn your store-bought (or homemade)...

Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven

$49.99 Amazon »

The Pizzazz Plus Rotating Pizza Oven isn't trying to school you on yeast whispering and dough tossing, bubbling up tomato sauce, or perfecting cheese and topping distribution. This 1,235-watt bad boy for the countertop...

BIC Special Edition Lighters

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BIC Special Edition Lighters are like the frosted Lucky Charms of smoking paraphernalia. Neon green pickles! Scooter-riding T-Rexes! Nebula-drifting tacos! Angelic grinning beavers! They're magically auspicious!...

99-Hour Timer Lock

$29.59 Amazon »

Kids need punishing? Willpower need a boost? This 99-hour timer lock - well, actually 99 hours and 59 minutes timer lock - will buy you 4+ days of isolation from anything from phones and gaming consoles to booze and bags...

Screwpop Hit Kit

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They call the Screwpop Hit Kit a "personal herb tool," which sounds like a major clash of the dialects to me. Urban Dictionary meets...corporate PR lingo that won't offend my Aunt Jan. Or how 'bout this SAT-ready analogy:...

Silikomart 3D Silicone Baking Mold

$39.95 Amazon »

Oooh, that Silikomart 3D Silicone Baking Mold creation looks like my mama's Flamingo Surprise Jell-O Salad got its hybridization on with a big hunk of Cherry Laffy Taffy. What's even cooler is that what it really is is...

Couchmaster CYBOT Ergonomic Lap Desk

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Open your laptops and open your laps to the Couchmaster CYBOT, an ergonomic lap desk for gamers, work-from-homers, social media socialites, online shoppers, and internet trolls alike. Designed specifically for high-output...

Sococo on the Bottom Coaster Set

Discontinued

Sococo on the Bottom is a Japanese coaster series of, uh, how to put it? ... Smooshed school girl body parts designed to serve as underlying surface protectors for your glassware. The effect makes it appear as if your...

Universal Lid for Pots, Pans & Skillets

$18.49 Amazon »

One lid to rule them all? Blink twice and rub your eyes, dudes, because the Universal Lid from Modern Innovations will cover most any of your pots, pans, and skillets 7" to 12" wide...

Indoor Relaxation Fountain

$29.99 Amazon »

I don't know how relaxing the HoMedics EnviraScape Silver Springs Indoor Relaxation Fountain really is, but I do know I could use some relaxation right now. You'd think the extensive quality time with my couch I've been...

Penlaser Mini 50' Laser Distance Meter

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I thought the Penlaser, a mini 50' laser distance meter, would be an appropriate topic after my friend Victor told me what he's witnessed out his living room window the past few days: a 60-something neighborhood woman...

XOOL Computer, Smartphone & Game Console Repair Kit

$9.98 - $20.39 Amazon »

Become an Apple Genius or one-man Geek Squad with XOOL's electronics repair tool kit. It's a magnetic precision screwdriver set designed to service most iPhones, iPads, MacBooks, PCs, watches, laptops, game consoles...

Preserved Botanicals Hanging Terrariums

$742 Etsy »

Bring the garden inside, and preserve it indefinitely, with this stunning hanging botanical terrarium from Jami of Jupiter Oak Jewelry. The artist creates and captures flowers, ferns, moss, and other plants in ice resin...

Sobro Smart Side Table

$599.99 - $699.99 Amazon »

Lights, volts, beer! The Sobro Smart Side Table shrinks all of the benefits of the original Sobro Smart Coffee Table into a piece of hi-tech furniture sized for the end of your couch, or next to your bed. Wake up hot...

Dog Bathrobe

$24.59 - $32.99 Amazon »

If you're currently sitting at home living in your bathrobe, don't leave your doggo out of the lounging fun. The Dog Bathrobe lets four-legged friends of all sizes join their humans in experiencing what it's like to be...

Bissell Barkbath Dual Use Dog Bath & Deep Cleaner

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The Bissell Barkbath sees you. Sittin' at home. Coronavirus quarantined. Your dog's so damn happy he could do a backflip. Hey, maybe with all this spare time on your hands, you should teach your dog how to do a backflip...