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Breweries of the United States 2020

$80 Pop Chart »

In 2012 Pop Chart released their Breweries of the United States map for the first time, pinpointing over 1,000 of America's micro- mid-size, and big fat corporate breweries. For version 2020, by how much do you think...

Pelex Dishcloth & Sponge Holder

The Pelex dishcloth and sponge holder is one of Peleg Design's newest releases, coming soon to keep your kitchen sink company. Your Egguins too, if you bought a waddle of them for your egg-boiling needs...

Life-Size Baby Giraffe Holding a Chandelier Light

$39,150 1stdibs »

Is your house a zoo? Does it have room for one more beast of the jungle? What if it's a life-size fiberglass baby giraffe bearing a Maria-Theresa chandelier? Sure, it might add to the chaos of your living room, but at...

Woo Warmer - Under-Rug Electric Floor Heat Mat

$134.85 - $249.85 Amazon »

Dudes, are you ready to warm your woo? Or should I say, warm your boo's woo? The Woo Warmer is an electric floor heat mat that slides under any area rug or carpet to transfer up to 115 degrees of toastiness to the toes...

Electric Bubble Bath Massage Mat

$122.99 Amazon »

An "electric bubble bath," that sounds sssssexy. ... And a little bit scary. Will I have any hair left on my body, and thoughts left in my brain after emerging from a splish-splash with Serene Life's Bubble Bath Massage...

McDonald's Quarter Pounder Scented Candle Pack

Huh. I woulda thought scented candles would be something they'd make to cover up the smell of McDonald's Quarter Pounders in your home. But I guess that's if you're making candles for wives and mamas who don't want aromas...

Raptor Rippers - Dinosaur Meat Claws

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You can also use the Raptor Rippers, dinosaur-themed versions of meat-shredding kitchen claws, to "easily lift and transport a whole chicken, turkey, or brisket." ... To your mouth. ... Still alive! Rrraaawwwrr!...

Magnetic Refrigerator Rack

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I like how the bottom shelf of this magnetic refrigerator rack is saving me precious cabinet and countertop space by storing...3 cans of Coca-Cola. Because, as luck would have it, my fridge itself holds only 21 cans...

Oregon Trail Wagon Bed

$9,360 - $11k Etsy »

Welp, at least if you die of cholera now, you won't be out roughin' it on the Oregon Trail, but tucked all cozy into your Oregon Trail Wagon Bed. Not the best place to get dysentery though...

Supreme/Mac Tools T5025P Tech Series Workstation

When Supreme reopens its webstore on February 27, this collaboration with Mac Tools, the T5025P Tech Series Workstation will be there. Right along with a fuzzy faux fur varsity jacket, a Tupac hologram tee, and a wool...

SNOOZ White Noise Sound Machine

$89.99 Amazon »

I found the SNOOZ white noise sound machine because I'm on a business trip*, and holy mother freighter did I sleep bad last night. Up at 2 a.m. and then again at 5 a.m. listening to a cacophony of rail squeal conducted...

Intermodality Desk

The Intermodality Desk by Attila Stromajer just won a Gold A'Design Award for its, I have to say, exquisite marriage of the elegant lines of a grand piano with the functionality of a work desk...

HUROYAMA Drain Volcano

Grimy drains clogged with hair and soap scum, and bubbles got you ready to blow? Pop on a HUROYAMA drain volcano and let your water continue to flow fast and free like lava up and over the debris. The strainer traps clogging...

MySmartBlinds - Blinds Automation Kit

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I wouldn't say I have blind(s) faith in the MySmartBlinds Automation Kit, but I do really, really want them to work. Not because I'm too lazy to open my own damn blinds or want a fully pimped out smart home, but because...

Better Shredder for Meat & Food

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Infusion Living makes this Better Shredder for meat...and, you know, like, food. In general. So while you can certainly grind up some sliders, pull you some pork, and shred the cluck out of a batch of chicken wings, I...

Physio Logic Fever-Bugz - Stick-On Fever Indicators

$6.95 Amazon »

Physio Logic Fever-Bugz monitor whether your kids (or you) need more cowbell in 2-degree increments for up to 48 hours per sticker. Fever-Bugz aren't thermometers per se, but for parents who want to check and monitor...

Spaghetti Monster Pasta Servers

$16.95 Amazon »

OTOTO's new Spaghetti Monster kitchen utensils are technically called pasta servers, but I think in being true to their inspiration, and honoring the FSM, their highest and best use at your next dinner party would be...

SuninX Multi-Functional Infrared Mirror Heater

If the bathroom is your best room, the SuninX Infrared Mirror Heater from Infralia is going to make you want to get out of the shower / off the toilet / away from that sexy face looking back at you even less than you...

SnapSafe Under Bed & Trunk Safe

$357.11 - $375.49 Amazon »

Guess what my favorite part about this line from SnapSafe is: "With SnapSafe Specialty Safes, your valuable belongings will be out of the sight of ne'er-do-wells, and you'll have peace of mind, knowing that they're not...

61" Freestanding Cedar Wood Bathtub

$2,501.10 Amazon »

Rub-a-dub-dub, 1 dude in a tub. ... Unless a coupla ladies out there would like to join me in this 61" freestanding cedar wood soaking masterpiece...

Just Text Us Doormat

$55.99 - $109.99 Etsy »

"Just text us when you're here. No need to knock and get the dogs involved." Whether you're a pet owner or not, this doormat sends a relatable message. And since anyone who comes over is certainly on their phone right...

Cut-N-Seal Crust Remover & Sandwich Sealer

Discontinued

A crustless PB&J sealed up like a calzone? Ya, Mama, you can fix me one of those with the new Cut-N-Seal crust remover and sandwich sealer you got at Aunt Jan's Pampered Chef party. Did you say it can make a fully ensconced...

Helicopter Bed

Helicopter parents, this one's for you! Though you'd have to be a Wolf of Wall Street to afford* the Helicopter Bed from Dragons of Walton Street, ye hovering mamas and papas out there can take as much delight in the...

Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter

$79.95 Amazon »

Get your Baseball Bat Whiskey Decanter, your tolerance, and your gullet ready, 'cause it's time for Spring Training! Dry January is over, and those winter blues, well, they're still here for a stretch. Might as well keep...