Household
Ergonomic Smart Music Pillow
Great. As much as I like the idea of an ergonomic smart music pillow to support my old man neck with 90D high-density memory foam, just take a gander at this angled, contoured mess. The PILO pillow looks like a complex...
Samsung Portable Slim Double Induction Cooktop
Looks like Samsung will be one of the few who accomplishes their New Year's resolution to slim down. The tech giant revealed their Portable Slim Double Induction Cooktop, part of a line of forthcoming modern smart appliances...
Invroheat Decorative Wall Hanging Space Heater
That artwork is hot! The look of it is OK too. Invroheat makes infrared space heaters that double as decorative wall hangings, and decorative wall hangings that double as space heaters...
TOWNEW Self-Sealing & Self-Changing Kitchen Trash Can
Even if you shoot and miss, you'll score with the TOWNEW self-sealing and self-changing kitchen trash can. Well, presuming a major source of disgust and frustration in your life is tying and changing your garbage bags...
Stuul - The Classy Way to Poop
Does your stool need a Stuul? Correction: a muy classy Stuul? The Stuul poop stool isn't revolutionizing the poop stool game, but if you're into highfalutin poopin', I guess it looks a little nicer - and by nicer, I mean...
Little Brick Lane Custom Scale LEGO Home Models
Straw, sticks, and even bricks got nothing on Little Brick Lane bricks, the LEGO bricks this Etsy shop custom builds into a scale replica of the house you live in. Or the house you lived in until your mama kicked you...
Ace Collection Jumbo Mattresses
I've got an ace up my mattress for all the bed hogs, parents and pet owners, tossers and turners, spread-eagle sleepers, and rambunctious rollers in the hay out there: the Ace Collection. The Ace Collection is a line...
Ocean Surf Coffee Table
The ocean's surf. Ahhhh. Even made of resin and laid across the walnut slab of a coffee table it brings such calm and peace. Such longing to walk out into the salty white suds and blue waters. ... I wonder what's the...
The Dog House Sofa
Let sleeping dogs lie...next to you but not all up in your space. The Dog House Sofa by designer Seungji Mun is to be part of the first collection of "the emotional pet furniture brand 'mpup'." There is a forthcoming...
Heat Resistant Microwavable Bowl Holder
I'm not a little wussy girly man Hans & Franz would make fun of, but, Owwww! Bowls that come out of the microwave are hot! They burn my hands! And the worst part is, I often suffer the pain of a nooked hunk of ceramic...
Spaced-X Serpent Water Pipes
The serpent is at it again. This time, though, its temptation is a pair of snaking, maze-like water pipes, since it knows you'll need more than an apple to succumb to Original THCin (that said, in a pinch, you can bore...
Ice Hockey Rink Pendant Light
Kid bummed he didn't get a hockey rink for Christmas? ... Grown ass man of the household bummed he didn't get a hockey rink for Christmas? Check out this ice hockey rink pendant light. It's not a perfect substitute for...
Genuine Ox Drinking Horn Shot Glass Set
Think the vikings sat around like we do, small ox horn glasses in hand, yelling, Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Probably...
Magbulb Magnetic Light Bulb Socket
Sure, light bulb jokes exist because screwing in a light bulb is supposed to be the easiest task in the world. But the Magbulb magnetic light bulb socket exists because even the easiest task in the world can become a...
ICEBREAKER POP Pull & Serve Ice Cube Tray
Need an icebreaker that pops! for your next party? Forget lines like "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?" and "You have the nicest teeth I bet I'll ever come across," and go with the ICEBREAKER POP pull...
Giant Seamen Balls Bath Bombs
You might be surprised how therapeutic and relaxing a good, long soak in the bath with a coupla Giant Seamen Balls Bath Bombs can be for muscles tired and tensed up from all the holiday festivities...
Viski Lewis Bag & Mallet Bartender Kit
Use the Viski Lewis Bag & Mallet Bartender Kit to crush up bar-quality ice for your and your guests' cocktails at this year's badass New Year's Eve party. Or use it to get your aggressions out when no one shows up...
Dualplex Fruit & Veggie Life Extender Fridge Liners
Welp. Hope you like Slimer green as much as you like preserving the freshness of your fruits and vegetables. Dualplex's Life Extender Fridge Liners promise keep your produce in peak piehole-shoving form with an anti-mold...
Victor M1 Smart-Kill Wi-Fi Electronic Mouse Trap
The Victor M1 Smart-Kill Wi-Fi Electronic Mouse Trap attempts to lure you into buying one of their "humane, high-voltage" rodent exterminators with promises of instant kill alerts sent to your mobile device! Oh the anticipation!...
Bacon Bin Grease Strainer & Holder
What comes from pig returns to pig with this oinkerrific Bacon Bin Grease Strainer & Holder from Talisman Designs. The little porker serves as both a receptacle for draining and straining your cooked bacon grease, and...
Wilton B.A.S.H Shop Hammer Kit
I should have gotten my wife's cousin one of these Wilton B.A.S.H Shop Hammer Kits for Christmas. We celebrated with them this past weekend, and my mother-in-law thought the perfect gift for his 2 little girls would be...
Shun Cutlery Premier Chef's Knives
How do you like your chef's knife, long and elegant or tight and tidy? With Shun Cutlery's Premier line of Japanese chef's knives, you have the choice of a 6", 8", or 10" kitchen co-pilot to help you in your slicing and...
Potty Piano
Tinkle, tinkle little star. It's a potty party with the Potty Piano, a play on the toilet mat that allows you to, well, play the toilet mat, and let your creative juices flow right alongside your biological ones...
LightDims Black Out Edition - Light-Blocking LED Covers
It's lights out - all lights out - with LightDims Black Out Edition. These light-blocking LED covers are designed specifically to mask the lights on your laptop / desktop computer, appliances, and other electronics. The...