Wilton B.A.S.H Shop Hammer Kit
I should have gotten my wife's cousin one of these Wilton B.A.S.H Shop Hammer Kits for Christmas. We celebrated with them this past weekend, and my mother-in-law thought the perfect gift for his 2 little girls would be a Frozen 2 Castle. I mean, she was right, it was the perfect gift; they lost their minds when they unwrapped it. And then...
...we opened the box.
Out came approximately 11,972 Frozen 2 Castle pieces the instructions estimated would take 1 1/2 hours to assemble. Which we all know means at least 4 hours, and up to 8, IRL. My wife's cousin sure could have used a set of Wilton B.A.S.H Shop Hammers to help him with the task.
Not for the castle, but for whatever junk in his garage - or now-junk in his house - he went and took a sledgehammer to periodically over the course of putting it together. A ball-peen hammer to his own head doesn't sound completely out of the question either.
Wilton, who also makes a full rang of B.A.S.H. sledgehammers, is known for a promise of indestructibility in their tools. The Shop Hammer Kit includes a 12" B.A.S.H. sledgehammer with 4lb head, a 14" ball-peen hammer with 32-ounce head, and 16" dead blow hammer with 4lb head. All three have what Wilton calls "unbreakable handle technology," plus non-slip rubber grips. A great gift for a man who likes to hammer away in his workshop...with or without a Frozen 2 Castle waiting for him back inside.
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