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OXO Good Grips Digital Egg Timer with Piercer

$24.49 Amazon »

A perfect little timer for perfect little eggs every time. The OXO Good Grips Digital Egg Timer is a kitchen gadget that times soft- or hard-boiled eggs to your choice of 7 doneness levels. A built-in egg piercer on top...

Epare Clear Ice System

Discontinued

Clear ice, full hearts, can't lose. Ah, how I miss Friday Night Lights. Why did you leave us, Coach Taylor, why? Guess I'll just drown my sorrows in a nice glass of cognac on the Epare Clear Ice System-generated rocks...

Nature's D*ck Pics 2020 Wall Calendar

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Ring in 2020 long and strong with Nature's D*ck Pics, a 2020 wall calendar here to help you stand tall, and hit the year hard and head first...

Concrete Desk Organizer

Discontinued

It's 10 inches long and strong. Oh, and by complete happenstance, this Concrete Desk Organizer is too. The hefty holder has a mostly stark, industrial aesthetic, with a softening sine wave flourish on its business (card)...

Kingrol Brownie Pan with Built-In Slicer & Rack

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There are pros and cons to 2-bite brownies, which is what this Kingrol Brownie Pan with built-in slicker and rack allows you to bake in ooey, gooey 2"-square perfection. Con: 2-bite brownies are only 2 bites, which in...

Gingko Octagon One LED Desk Lamp

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Get into the Octagon without getting bludgeoned and bruised up, or being stuck for the rest of your life with UFC ears. The Gingko Octagon One is a modern LED desk lamp whose swanky geometric shape is further enhanced...

Dirty Talking Gingerbread Man Christmas Tree Ornament

$12.98 Amazon »

Two notes about this Dirty Talking Gingerbread Man Christmas tree ornament stand out to me: 1) "NOT FOR KIDS"; and 2) "Simply squeeze the body of the Naughty Gingerbread Man ornament to hear him say outrageous things!...

Smartphone-Controlled Ultra-Quiet Garage Door Opener

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I was thinking I might get my mama one of these smartphone-controlled garage door openers from Chamberlain to replace the one she had when I was growing up. This one has an ultra-quiet operation and syncs with the myQ...

Motherboard Chopping Board

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The kind of Motherboard Chopping Board I'd really like to have is one that makes all my food for me just like my mama. Cutting the ugly rough crusts off my sammiches. Slicing and coring my apples into perfect wedges and...

Duraflame 3D Infrared Quartz Fireplace Stove

$166.99 - $229.99 Amazon »

The 3D flames of Duraflame's Infrared Quartz Fireplace Stove might be fake, but they're not the sloppiest of seconds you could have if installing a real wood burning fireplace - or even a gas or electric insert - isn't...

Mars Dust Globe

Shake up Elon and Elon Jr. here inside their Mars Dust Globe, and delight in a red-orange storm of earth rather than your typical snow blizzard in this quirky take on the traditional holiday snow globe. (Another quirky...

Murphy Style Dog Bed

$257.27 Amazon »

A murphy bed for pups, now that is some doggy style. The Eco FLEX Abigail dog murphy bed folds out of a decorative cabinet in your choice of Espresso or Antique White...

Little ELF Gift Wrap Cutter

$14.99 Amazon »

You knew elves have pointy toes, but did you know they also have razor sharp teeth? At least, this Little ELF does. The Little ELF endeavors to be a big helper when you hunker down to wrap your Christmas and other holiday...

Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Holiday Set

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Candied yams, green bean casserole, and pumpkin pie. Mmmm. Smell so good on the way in. But on the way out... The Poo-Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray Holiday Set is here to make sure the gagging stench of a pile of...

Wagner HT400 Heat Gun

$17.99 Amazon »

Not that you don't have enough blowers of hot air in your life, but if you'll give the Wagner HT400 Heat Gun just a moment of consideration, it might prove to be the one whose searing breath can actually do you a service...

HoHoHoH2O Automatic Christmas Tree Watering System

$99.95 Amazon »

Ho, ho, ho meets some hose, hose, hose, and a coupla gallons of H2O, O, O. Disguising itself as a wrapped gift, the HoHoHoH2O Automatic Christmas Tree Watering System provides an inconspicuous and low-maintenance way...

Java Log - Recycled Coffee Grounds Fire Logs

$28.99 Amazon »

Nothing beats the smell of fresh coffee brewing in the morning. Except, perhaps, recycled coffee grounds burning in the evening. Java Logs are eco-friendly fire logs made from recycled coffee grounds. The logs' green...

Never Disconnect Divided Dinner Plate

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Have you been looking for a dinner plate that will solve all your problems? Well. If all your problems are: 1) you hate it when different foods touch; and 2) you hate being away from your game / streaming service / social...

Fizzics DraftPour Beer Dispenser

$124.99 - $149.99 Amazon »

Fizzics' latest model of their DraftPour streamlines the beer dispenser's design without falling flat on the home bar gadget's great gift: Micro-Foam technology that converts any canned or bottled beer's natural carbonation...

Navien Mate Water-Powered Bed Warmer

$449 - $479 Amazon »

Navien Mate endeavors to keep you toasty and cozy this winter by way of water rather than EMF waves. The bed-warming mattress topper uses hydronic rather electrical technology to send and circulate heat safely through...

Honeywell Turbo Force Heater

$66.99 Amazon »

A Turbo Force of heat. My wife's gonna like the sound of that little superpower Honeywell claims to have built into their new space heater. Powerful at 1500 watts, and portable enough to move one-handed from room to room...

Firedragon: Blow Poke Fireplace Tool

$49.95 Amazon »

I blow, you blow, we blow! Judging by the bottom right hand corner of the Firedragon blow poke image above, where a nice little bottle of white wine sits ready to pour, this dude's hoping the "I blow" that stokes some...

Half Ice Whiskey Glass

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The Half Ice Whiskey Glass had to have been invented by accident. Also, it's probably been "invented" by hundreds of people who have, inadvertently or deliberately, set a container of water in the freezer tilted to the...

Chefman Food Mover - Conveyor Belt Toaster Oven

$199 - $299 Kickstarter »

Line 'em up on the conveyor belt, and Chefman Food Mover 'em through for a constant stream of toast, bubbling personal pizzas, crispy-chewy bagels, blown-up Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows, or anything you like. Chefman says...