Household

TechDen. What a euphemism, kids! More like TechJail. This little apparatus gives your parents a way to lock up your phones and tablets, or - another euphemism, per TechDen - "manage screen time with a physical home."...

You struck gold! It's a note reminding you to fold the laundry - mow the lawn - empty the rat trap. The Gold Bar Noteblock contains over $300 worth of gold-dipped leaves for leaving chore reminders that will help lessen...

It's probably too late to order a Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter as a gift for Dad for Father's Day. But it's not too late to order a Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter as a gift for you for You Day!...

Tomato Shark is here to take a big bite out of your beefsteak. Or little bites out of your multi-colored cherries. The toothy tomato corer pierces and scoops out stems, plus seeds, from the fruits (or are they vegetables...

Nope, not more books about The Simpsons, books from The Simpsons. Unfortunately - or maybe it's better this way - Best Play Ever did not try to write all twenty-some-odd of these books that have appeared over the years...

Well. F*ck. My flight got cancelled, so instead of bringing back coconut bras and pineapples as souvenirs from Hawaii, I guess I'll just shake up this Fuck Snow Globe. My souvenir from life...

I can think of lots of good reasons why you'd get a portable countertop dishwasher instead of installing a full-size dishwasher next to your sink...

This listing's seller promises "Live fat succulent plants!" to anyone who buys their Lithops living stones. Lithops are a type of succulent - part of the ice plant family - native to southern Africa. It's easy to see...

Dude, I hate when I get a hand cramp from holding my bowl of Fruity Pebbles* at perfect spoon-shoveling distance from my mouth. Wha- what's this? A set of Modern Ergonomic Bowls designed to fit comfortably in one hand?...

No cord? The RYOBI 18-Volt ONE+ Hybrid Fan still blows. Up to 2,400 CFM. That's almost as hard as the news I just received that my in-laws will be joining She-Ra: Princess of Power and me for the last 5 days of our summer...

As far as chores go, I find pressure washing OK. Borderline fun, even, due to the instant gratification I get eradicating dirt and mildew from my back patio to the tune of 2,030 PSI. Like a mother F'ing Ghostbuster with...

Bed bug rhubarb pie, anyone? What? What else would you cook in a ZappBug bed bug oven besides delicious bed bug pastries and cuisine?...

The Morus Zero clothes dryer's fast-drying, eco-friendly, countertop-ability probably won't make doing laundry any more fun for you, but it will make the process easier and more efficient. Morus says their mighty mite...

A simple USB wall charger simplifies your cords' access to it with a 180-degree swivel disc connected to its back prongs. The outlets can power up to 4 devices at once, and at any angle by rotating the strip's USB end...

It's appropriate that the I.V. Plant Pot, a planter configured to be self-watering via a bag and flow regulator that look like a medical I.V., comes from a design firm called Vitamin Living. Gotta keep those plants hydrated...

I can say one thing for clean puppies: the ladies love them. Even more than they love Cool James, I'll bet*. So while this Clean Puppy Candle hails from a place called the Stinky Candle Company, the 4-ounce tin of freshly-bathed...

Who figured out that this is the magic combination of words - "Sexed Pair of Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches" - that's going to make every mother in America say, "Why, of course, honey!" when her kid asks to get a pet?...

Better Habitat's SleepReady Memory Foam Floor Mattress is quite the dynamic crash pad. Thanks to its roll-up, portable design the 3"-thick slab o' sleepy time for overnight guests can just as easily slip inside your tent...

Obviously the best thing to write on a Gluteus Maximus Sticky Note is "Nice ass." A gift for your girlfriend. Or maybe, "I'm a giant ass" for your boss. Or, for your father-in-law, "This is where I'm tight." And for your...

Chef in name, Damascus in style, Japanese in origin. The KAN Core Chef Knife is made of AUS-10 or VG-10 steel to maintain a burly, 59-60 HRC hardness without going brittle. KAN says the result is a kitchen blade that...

What do jelly donut stains, tarnished silverware, and a bunch of dirty carrots have in common? According to OmiSonic their new wireless ultrasonic cleaning tool can de-gunk and return all of them to peak wearing, using...

The Flex Toilet Brush would love for you to talk dirty to it. In fact, why stop at talking? Go ahead and show it some the nastiest smut you got. Then watch Flex dive right in to your nastiest nasty and go only Cirque-level...

The miracle of plant growth is back and better than ever with the Miracle-Gro Twelve. The combo planter and side table looks decent, and acts even nicer as a fully integrated hydroponic indoor growing system. Fitted with...

Day of the Dad is coming up, and OakWoodWork has some fine handmade wooden beer mugs for the responsible, go-getter sons and daughters out there. The ones who both want to buy thoughtful gifts for Dad, and to get it taken...