Sexed Pair of Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches
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Who figured out that this is the magic combination of words - "Sexed Pair of Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches" - that's going to make every mother in America say, "Why, of course, honey!" when her kid asks to get a pet? I don't know, but I believe a handshake is in order.
According to seller Honeybees 100, hissing cockroaches (scientific name Gromphadorhina portentosa) are big easies. And, no, not just in the "sexing" department, they're also very easy to care for. And they - gifts for kids alert - "make great pets!"
The paired Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches are guaranteed to be delivered alive (always a good trait in a pet) and stay alive for 72 hours after date of arrival as long as they remain in temperatures of no lower than 20 degrees F and no higher than 85 degrees F. The mates should be ready to breed too, just as soon as you get them settled in their new home and make a threshold for the male to crawl over with his lady on his back.
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