Household

Metallofficina MOON Chaise Lounge

$7,627 Pamono »

The MOON Chaise Lounge from Metallofficina looks like someone took a waning crescent moon and lined it with the boards on my mama's back deck. Not sure how much comfort that's gonna provide if you're looking for new living...

Saki Automatic Pot Stirrer

$58.12 Amazon »

A lot of us like to stir the pot, right up until it's time to literally stir the pot. Gravy. Soup. Risotto. Who has the patience to stand there and turn, turn, turn the spoon 'til it reaches your desired thickness and...

Llama Duster

$18.52 Amazon »

Do I want to what? Dust the living room? Nah, llama stay on the couch and keep playing Fortnite. I prefer my llamas to be of the loot persuasion...

Nebia Spa Shower 2.0 - Atomized Water Showerhead

$629 Nebia »

The Nebia atomized water showerhead first debuted on Kickstarter in 2015 as a bathroom fixture whose H2MICRO technology atomizes water, streaming it as a deluge of microscopic droplets. In other words, the Nebia showerhead...

Big Red Rolling Creeper Garage/Shop Seat

$24.99 Amazon »

Big Red Rolling Creeper? What are we talking about here? Snuffleupagus, Ronald McDonald, an angry Chucky on wheels? Nah, just a work bench on wheels from Torin with a nice double entendre of a name...

Midori Desk Mini Cleaner

$9.99 Amazon »

Cleaning punched paper and sandwich crumbs and chewed-up fingernails off your desktop has never been so fun! Midori dares you to behold its mini toy truck cleaning up trash and debris from your work surface and not say...

Bathroom Scale Floor Mat

Sold Out Amazon »

Welcome to my home, lardass. Whether set at your front door as a welcome mat or in your bathroom as a floor mat, this replica scale is sure to give guests a moment of panic before they set their hovering foot down. Even...

Ford Lane-Keeping Bed

Bed hogs, get back in your lane! Ford's one-off bed prototype uses the same principles as their vehicles' Lane-Keeping Aids do in monitoring road markings and "nudging" drivers back in their own space, but here keeps...

Trusco 2-Level Toolbox

$60 Amazon »

Normally if my, uh, toolbox turns blue I am not pleased. Not pleased at all. But if we're talking Japanese brand Trusco's blue toolbox, well, I can turn that frown of malaise upside down...

Fur-Zoff - World's Ugliest Pet Fur Remover

$12.99 Amazon »

The Fur-Zoff pet fur remover reminds me of a line from the song "If You Wanna Be Happy." You know, the one about how if you marry a pretty woman she'll break your heart, but an ugly one will stay with you forever. Anyway...

Tassen Moody Cereal & Ice Cream Bowls

$21.99 - $33.68 Amazon »

Emoji-bowls might be the best way to describe Tassen's expressive line of cereal and ice cream bowls. The dishes, sold separately here, come in a few different sizes and several emotive characters sure to make you smile...

Gleener Fabric Shaver & Lint Remover

$19.99 Amazon »

While I'm usually not opposed to pills, the Gleener Ultimate Fuzz Remover, a fabric shaver and lint remover, gets rid of one kind of pill I can't stand: the balled-up fat ones that form all over my sweaters and blankets...

The Shark Emojibator

Discontinued

Turn Shark Week into Shark Every Night of the Year with Emojibator's The Shark. A gift for your girlfriend right up there (er, no pun intended) with the original Eggplant Emojibator, but with a little something for the...

Dadi Kit - Mail-In Fertility Test & Sperm Storage

$99 Dadi »

Who's your daddy? Not quite ready for a kid to point at you when someone asks that question...but still want to make sure all the swimmers are in peak form, trained and ready to take the starting blocks if you need some...

Rock Yur Wall LED Art

$50 - $250 Etsy »

Dave Hammett goes way beyond the Bat-Signal with his Rock Yur Wall LED wall and desktop art. The illuminated pieces are handmade from reclaimed wood. Hammett custom builds them to order, adding LED accent lighting he...

Butter Bell Crock for Fresh, Spreadable Butter

$29.95 Amazon »

Butter Bell Crocks store your butter fresh without refrigeration, so you'll always have smooth and spreadable churned moo juice set right on your countertop...

Terrarium Display End Table

$129.99 Amazon »

Show off your succulent and cactus collection right alongside your collection of remote controls with this terrarium display end table. It's a simple piece of furniture you can keep minimalist in style with the addition...

Lignum Skid Wood Chef's Knives

$466 - $1,830 Amazon »

Why drop $500 to $1,000 on V-day dinner when you can drop it on a Lignum Skid wood chef's knife and cook the meal yourself? Again and again, every night, for eternity. Because if you're like me, you're about as likely...

Hyper Pet Lickimat - Slow Feeder Dog Mat

$5.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

Aw, poor dogs and cats. Getting Labeled Hyper Pets by the Lickimat slow feeder just because they're partial to a scarfing pace when it comes to eating their scrumptious kibble and tuna fish. I'd never force my cat Zanzibar...

Multi-Use Silicone Pyramid Baking Mat

Discontinued

TIL a silicone baking mat covered in more pyramids than Egypt means crispier bacon for me, healthier cooking for my wife, and homemade dog treats for our neighbors' new Mini Sheepadoodle*. With a side of aerated drying...

Medieval Cheese Board

$35 Amazon »

Like I need any more reasons to go medieval on a fat plate of tasty cheese. But OK, Medieval Cheese Board, I'll up my slicing and spreading game with your battle axe for the triple creme Brie, double headed axe for my...

OCti-C Cannon Pen

$50 - $65 Kickstarter »

The OCti-C Cannon Pen won't be the projectile launcher that helps you declare desktop warfare, but it will sit poised and at the ready on your office or home desktop, just waiting for someone to ask what you want from...

OrchidBox Smart Mini Terrarium

While the Beetlejuice Terrarium will always hold the most special place in my heart, the OrchidBox has also won me over. A forthcoming self-contained mini ecosystem, the OrchidBox gets smart about house plants with Wi-Fi...

Death Star Cover for Amazon Echo Dot

$32.75 Etsy »

I figure Alexa has a superlaser somewhere inside her anyway - and even if not, she is definitely on the Dark Side - so it's about time someone made her the Death Star cover she deserves. 9seventy3D 3D prints these holders...