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Florigami Animal Sculptures

$207.17 Etsy »

I know. All these expertly crafted origami animal sculptures should be called Faunigami, not Florigami. But there is more than rhyming behind the play on the words. This bestial collection of Japanese papercraft is all...

RunLessWire Wireless Light Switch Kit

$149.92 - $333.84 Amazon »

They say this RunLessWire Wireless Light Switch Kit runs on kinetic energy rather than electrical wire. But even after reading about how you generate the power the switch needs to communicate with the receiver in your...

Mario Cart Coffee Table

$2,576 Backyard Resin »

I guess Backyard Resin calls it a Mario Cart Coffee Table for reasons of trademark and copyright (still don't really know the difference between the two). But you know and I know that they know that you know and I know...

Wobble Wedge Interlocking Shim Kit

$25.99 Amazon »

Weebles wobble, but they won't fall down. The same is basically true for furniture. But not necessarily the stuff sitting on top of it. More importantly, while wobbling Weebles are cute and fun and awesome ways to keep...

Lov Air Purifier

$350 - $375 Komma »

Germs, dust, and toxins may be in the air, but Lov is in the air too. And this kind of love in the air is strong enough to purify all the germy, dusty, and toxic hate out there. Or at least all that's floating around...

Sprouting Seed Faces - Plantable Paper & Edible Sprouts

$5 Etsy »

OK, every one of these Sprouting Seed Faces clearly did not listen to their mama when she told them not to stick food in their ears or up their nose. And now, not only have those hunks of broccoli and bits of radish taken...

Gear Hugger Multipurpose Lubricant

$12.89 Amazon »

Hehheh, hehheh. Beavis. They said...multipurpose. Yes they did, Butthead, and Gear Hugger means it. Their lubricant is very, very multipurpose. 1,001 uses and counting, they say. ... And, yeah, it's also probably very...

Wad-Free Bed Sheet Detangler

$19.99 Amazon »

Cash, gum, sheets, product of sexy time. Only one of those wads sounds unpleasant to me, and the Wad-Free Bed Sheet Detangler is here to shoot that wad right off the list...

FluoroSphere Fluorescent Light Show

$45 Amazon »

My dudes, my kids, my psilocybin partakers, meet the FluoroSphere. It's not exactly a magic ball, but it's certainly a magical ball, filled with water and UV-reactive FluoroGel that creates an enthralling fluorescent...

Heatless Flame Essential Oil Diffuser & Humidifier

Sold Out Amazon »

It's earth, wind, and fire! Well, presuming you fill this diffuser with a cedarwood or baking spice essential oil, fire up the fan on its cool mist humidifier, and ignite its heatless flame to achieve the ambience and...

Velvet Potato Pillow

$84.01 Etsy »

It's the most expensive, yet also the most cuddly, potato you'll ever own. Krystyna Dulinska's Velvet Potato Pillow might be the best potato gift I've seen since the Potato Parcel, whose cost and cuddliness are also up...

Butt Plug Sink Plug

$12.65 Etsy »

Ain't nothing getting past this sphincter! The Butt Plug Sink Plug is a mighty - and extra cheeky - addition to the bathroom on so many levels. It's silly and funny. It serves a real and useful purpose. And it allows...

Kama Sutra Bucket List Scratch Poster

$22.82 Amazon »

A whole bucket list of Kama Sutra positions? Um, I feel like my whole bucket list contains making it through just one single Kama Sutra position. I mean, seriously dudes, The Spider? The Sidekick? The Tornado?! They all...

Air Removing Bag Clip

$11.99 Amazon »

Here's an Air Removing Bag Clip for all the chips you'll have leftover Sunday night after the Super Bowl. It will give them back their factory fresh seal until, well, in all probability, the next morning when you eat...

Spatty Daddy Mini Spatula

Sold Out Amazon »

It's a big ask, but I would be willing to call this Spatty "Daddy" if it helps me scrape an extra tablespoon of Biscoff Cookie Butter or Fly By Jing Sichuan Chili Crisp out of their jars. My wife, She-Ra: Princess of...

Anytongs - Turn Any Eating Utensils into Tongs

$12.99 Anytongs »

Will turning any eating utensils into tongs have you singing "The Tong Song?" Or rather, "The Anytong Song?" Hmmm, maybe...

IceLiners Martini Glass & Ice-Lining Silicone Mold

$20.42 Amazon »

According to IceLiners, this martini glass and silicone mold combo allows you to create "a thin lining of ice attached to the inner wall of your glass, keeping its temperature near freezing for a prolonged period of time."...

Toilet Paper Holder with Wet Wipe Dispenser

$34.99 - $42.99 Amazon »

If you like the looks of this Toilet Paper Holder with Wet Wipe Dispenser, but are worried installing one in your own bathroom might delay or inhibit your preferred habits and routine, just stop right now. Because maker...

LG Styler Sanitizing & Deodorizing Home Steam Closet

$1,295 - $1,498 Amazon »

Why stop at wrinkles? The LG Styler Sanitizing & Deodorizing Home Steam Closet will take all the germs, pollens, pet dander, dust, and stench out of your clothes too during a session in its chemical-free hot air chamber...

Flow Wall Desk

$2,875 Van Embricqs »

Cue the Naughty By Nature, because the Flow Wall Desk and its designer, Robert van Embricqs, have every reason to sing, Holla if ya hear me though, come and feel me flow...

Bottletop Baster

$12.99 Amazon »

Turn your bottles of BBQ sauce, salad dressing, and marinades into sex toys for your meat! I mean, there's really no better way to describe the Bottletop Baster. It's a head of tickly silicone bristles that fits onto...

Eva Solo Digital Kitchen Scale

Sold Out Amazon »

X marks the ounces. The pounds. The grams. And the milliliters in Eva Solo's contemporary Digital Kitchen Scale. The Danish design is a minimalist, yet eye-catching, take on standard food scales, with its bright red hue...

Black Bag Porcelain Vase

$109.90 Etsy »

This Black Bag Porcelain Vase is black. Deep, dark matte black, almost the same shade as my ex-girlfriend Karen's heart. (Almost. Hers is even more similar to that Black 3.0, Blackest Paint in the World Black.) So in...

LED Cube Chair

$139.99 Amazon »

Why, LED Cube Chair, you're glowing! ... Are you...pregnant?! No? Full of light, not life? Ah, well, you look beautiful either way...