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effie Automated Ironing Machine

If you get a little Eff. That. S. over the chore of ironing and steaming out your wrinkled clothes, and Eff. That. S. Squared. about your drying cleaning bills, come 2018, you'll be able to effie. That. S. Squared, cubed...

OXO Good Grips Electronics Cleaning Brush

$8.95 Amazon »

Help me, help me, it's the 2-Headed Monster! That's what dirt and dust will be saying when they see the OXO Good Grips Electronics Cleaning Brush coming for them. This double-sided cleaning tool tidies up phones, computers...

Logical Fallacies Poster

The Logical Fallacies Poster! Finally, ladies! A gift for every man you know. And finally, dudes! A gift for every woman you know. Teachers, a wall-mountable token for your students. Constituents, a mailing-tube-shippable...

Hoont Electronic Rat Trap

Discontinued

Got rats? Rats! The Hoont Electronic Rat Trap knows how you feel. It's had a lot of rats too. And mice and shrews. Squirrels and chipmunks as well. But unlike you, Hoont welcomes these rodents into its home. Because once...

Rocket Ship Potato Masher

Sold Out Amazon »

Might be a while before we can take a rocket ship to mars, so in the meantime, let's take a rocket ship to...mashed potatoes!...

Haunted Skull Cakelet Pan

$29 Amazon »

Skull "cakelets." Spooky, sinister, and...adorable. Bring on the devil's food, 'cause you're haunting me with your cuteness, little skulls...

Knork Matte Black Titanium Flatware

$49.80 Amazon »

Modern, industrial, functional, and Black. Knork's set of matte black flatware brings the company's combo cutlery concept to the Dark Side...

Bomber Jacket Leather Swivel Cocoon Chair

$298.11 - $367.97 Amazon »

The Bomber Jacket Leather Swivel Cocoon Chair is like the Evil Villain Chair with a different name. And you know what Shakespeare says about that: "An Evil Villain Chair by any other name would help you devise a plot...

Star Wars Chewbacca Beanbag

$169 - $279 Pottery Barn »

The only thing wrong with this Chewbacca Beanbag, a Wookiee lounger my ass would otherwise love to plop down on, is that it's from Pottery Barn. Just like this Star Wars Bed. So basically the only people who can have...

Day Of The Dead Lace Skull Lamp

$84.98 Amazon »

The lacy-looking Day Of The Dead Skull Lamp follows in the footsteps of Porcelain Skulls and lace skull & crossbones pants. Sure, the table light isn't as intriguing as the former, or as sexy (so sexy!) as the latter...

Mixology Dice

$24 Amazon »

Mixology Dice add a lemon twist to the traditional drinking game format. Rather than telling you when, these cocktail rollers tell you what to drink...

Aire Self-Flying Robotic Home Assistant

$699 - $749 Aevena Robotics »

Aire's approach, a robotic home assistant that flies autonomously, is verrrry interesting. Especially considering my first order of business when I catch something flying autonomously around my condo is to swat or Bug-A-Salt...

Prescription Bottle TimerCap

Discontinued

TimerCaps call themselves "one simple change, that changes everything." And indeed the replacement caps for prescription bottles are clever, and a potential fairy godmother, on a couple of levels...

The Purple Bed

$699 - $1,299 Amazon »

I hope this Purple Bed isn't a People Eater disguised as a mattress. Because it sounds too good to be true. Both soft and firm in all the right spots. Temperature neutral, so it won't absorb heat and make you cold, or...

Fresh Wave Odor Removing Crystal Gel

Discontinued

My mama gave me a jar of this Fresh Wave Odor Removing Crystal Gel, I guess because she thinks my house stinks. Hey, it's not me, it's the cat. And maybe She-Ra: Princess of Power. I smell like sugar and pumpkin spice...

FatIvan Fold Up Door Chock

$22.49 Amazon »

I don't know if I'd be writing about the FatIvan Fold Up Door Chock if it wasn't called FatIvan, but once the magnetic door holder's brilliant name got my attention, I wasn't sorry I stopped to have a further look. An...

Godzilla Humidifier

Discontinued

Godzilla and his hot, humidifying breath are coming for you! You and your flu season and your flaky skin and your dried-out sinus passageways! Arid climates can run and winter chills can hide, but none shall escape the...

Time: Man of the Year Mirror

$32.95 Amazon »

Are you a Lebowski achiever? This Time: Man of the Year Mirror is a Dude-approved addition to your bar, bedroom, or office wall. It will give you a little boost when you're down, and a little motivation before your big...

Pencil Time Pencils

Do you know what time it is? ... It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Going back to school? It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Leaving the kids a list of chores? It's Mother Fucking Pencil Time! Filling out your order at Umami...

Icky Stick Smooth Smoking Hand Pipe

$29.99 - $39.99 Icky »

I don't like the Icky Stick just because I get a kick out of its branding schtick. I mean, that's the biggest reason, but so too am I interested in this hand pipe's claim that it has been "specially designed to provide...

Silicone Suction Lids

$7.95 - $15.65 Amazon »

Someone with a very...very high opinion of these silicone suction storage lids calls them "one part rocket scientist, and two parts supermodel." Uh. What? Not that turning the cups and bowls you just used into instant...

Arcade Sofa

1991 brought Street Fighter II. 2017 brings the Street Fighter II Arcade Sofa. Relive your 90s glory playing the game...and then maybe get a different type of game on...on it...

Belgian Bowl Waffle Maker

$37.99 Amazon »

Seeing the Belgian Bowl Waffle Maker made me understand how dads feel when they see stuff like KEEN UNEEK sandals. I had to go change my shorts. Do you know what this life-altering machine makes? Not a waffle cone bowl...

Kilner Butter Churn

$37.95 Amazon »

Churn, baby, churn - Butter Inferno! - Churn, baby, churn - Churn that mother around! Ahhh, Kilner's manual butter churn sure does bring back memories of my childhood. Not that I used to churn butter by hand as a kid...