Household

GloFish Fluorescent Fish

$6.59 - $98.95 GloFish »

One fish, two fish, GloFish, blue fish. Fluorescent Cosmic Blue fish. Or Starfire Red. Or Galactic Purple. GloFish are brilliantly bright fish that fluoresce, or glow, under blue light...

Trudeau Toss & Chop Salad Tongs

$22.77 Amazon »

The Trudeau Toss & Chop Salad Tongs may not be as dreamy as Justin, but they'll still win you over with their helpfulness in the kitchen, and ability to get along with all different types of fruits and vegetables...

Electrostatic-Generating Silicone Broom

$39.99 Amazon »

Give it up for silicone injection technology! The ElectroSilk Electrostatic-Generating Silicone Broom applies everyone's favorite implant and athletic wedding ring compound into everyone's least favorite household cleaning...

Cookiray Anti-Odor Pendant Lamp

Looks like the Cookiray Anti-Odor Pendant Lamp went with Slimer Stew as the sample dish in its demo video. What the ghosts-from-hell else smokes neon green on the stovetop?...

Eruption Disruption Volcano Microwave Cleaner

$9.99 Amazon »

You could spend 30 minutes placating your erupting mama by scrubbing out the microwave with dish soap and steel wool after you accidentally think it takes 5 minutes to melt butter, and reheat her homemade marinara sauce...

QuadHands Soldering Tool & Vise

$41.95 Amazon »

Though less QuadHands and more QuadPincers, this soldering tool and vise drives home an important point: every now and then we could all use an extra hand pincer. For makers and tinkerers, 4 pincers is even better...

UrbAlive Indoor Worm Farm

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The UrbAlive Indoor Worm Farm is for all you city-dwelling birds who want to practice sustainability, but don't have the outdoor space for the Most Beautiful Composter in the World. Or maybe you'd just like to have a...

PongTu Disposable Sticker Toilet Plunger

Sold Out Amazon »

To truly get how the PongTu Disposable Sticker Toilet Plunger works, you've got to watch the video. Granted, it's not the best quality, and if you're like me you'll get a little caught up on, How many times is that dude...

ROST Coffee Roaster

$5,700 ROST »

The ROST Sample Roaster, a forthcoming $5,000 home coffee bean cooker, further proves that coffee is fast becoming an interest / habit / obsession as expensive as whiskey & women. Scotch & cigars. Weed & Twinkies. And...

AvoSeedo - Grow an Avocado Tree

$9.96 Amazon »

Hit the guacamole jackpot with the AvoSeedo. This plastic tool serves as a base for growing your own avocado tree at home. The best part: true to nature's form, it takes an avocado to make an avocado, so you'll need to...

Delectables SqueezeUps - Go-Gurt for Cats

$15.76 - $17.99 Amazon »

I can has creamy tuna Go-Gurt? Yes, cats of the world, thanks to Delectables SqueezeUps, you can. Fire up your tongue and mind your claws because this is how this treat session's gonna go: I hold and squeeze, you lick...

The Odorless Toilet Fan

Discontinued

The Odorless Toilet Fan claims to be "the #1 way to eliminate #2 odor." The unit installs inside your toilet tank to inhale all the foul-smelling air your bowel movements produce so you don't have to...

OGarden Rotating Indoor Plant Wheel

$1,397 OGarden »

OGarden thinks your plants might like to take a ride on the ferris wheel too. This rotating indoor garden gives those of us without the space or climate conditions we'd need to grow our own food in a VegTrug outdoors...

Kitchen Ninja Knife Block

Discontinued

A Kitchen Ninja Knife Block for all the Kitchen Klutzes like me! Skilled, stealthy, and precise with my blade hovering above an onion I am not, but my inner covert agent of feudal Japan would still like to see this knife...

Herb & Lou's Cocktail-Infused Ice Cubes

$15.99 Herb & Lou's »

Melted, not stirred. Herb & Lou's Infused Cubes arrive as 3 things waiting to happen: 1) 12 blocks of ice; 2) 12 rounds of tasty cocktails; and 3) 12 times the good times, since you won't have to play bartender all night...

The Miracle Cube Timer

$12.99 - $18.88 Amazon »

Miracle Cube Timer? Haha, kids, more like the Miracle Cube Time-outer. Mama and Daddy are getting a new gadget to count down their workouts and number of minutes they must breathe deep and calm before freaking out. But...

Split Decision Pie Pan

$15.72 Amazon »

A Split Decision Pie Pan is genius because pie is always a split decision in my house. She-Ra: Princess of Power invariably wants some Frankenstein abomination like Blueberry Lemon Cheddar Streusel, and I, true to good...

Dash Masha 2X

Sold Out Amazon »

Dash says its Masha-ed potatoes are the doggone fluffiest. And smoothest. And creamiest. The rotor-cone technology behind this mashing machine purees foods ranging from potatoes and yams to guacamole and hummus in under...

Hendrick's Steampunk Cocktail Garnish Slicer

Sold Out Cocktail Kingdom »

Your most practical purchase of the year: Hendrick's Gin's steampunk-y Petite Garnisher, a complex contraption that relieves you of the tedious, unending task of...slicing cucumbers. And! ... Making sure they are all...

Twist Whiskey Glass

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I wouldn't normally take my whiskey with a twist, but if it's an Ashcroft Twist whiskey glass providing the service rather than a slice of citrus...you could probably twist my arm...

Carbon Fiber Race Track Drink Coaster Set

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These Carbon Fiber Race Track Drink Coasters are light, fast, and slick. Which is exactly what I myself am going to be long about the 6th beer I set on one of them this 4th of July weekend...

Muista Fidget Chair

$180 - $340 Muista Chair »

Muista isn't a desk chair just for fidgeters, but the antsy and unfocused will probably be the first to appreciate its backless, rocking design, bouncy, bouncy rungs, and curved, saddle-esque seat. Deemed an "evolved...

Handmade Slanted Bar Glass

Calling the Slanted Bar Glass "handmade" isn't quite right. More accurately, it's lung-blown. The lungs doing all the blowing are those of Ben Dombey, a New Orleans glassblower who creates fine artisan bar glasses to...

Steampunk Octopus Door Handles

$700 Etsy »

If Tolkien went steampunk, these giant octopus door handles would make the perfect substitute for a wizard wielding a sword and staff. Kraken says, You shall not pass!...