Household

The best gifts I ever get are the ones I can eat, and especially the ones I can eat that come in a mason jar. Jam. Pickles. Moonshine. I even like beets. Oh, and dude, a lady from my office building gave me a mason jar...

What's nice about the Revolution wine glass being turned on its side is that it makes it easy for someone else to hold the stem and feed me more wine, or whiskey, when I'm too incapacitated to do it myself. Oh no wait...

Even if your Bam Vino is wearing the cap of your favorite MLB team, it's OK to pray for a swing and a miss when the bat's your $300 bottle of Richebourg Grand Cru. Or, if you're not into wine, this baseball player bust...

Complement those lazy, hazy, crazy...miserable, cold-ass days of winter with a Vigo tabletop fireplace. The piece's dual stainless steel burners run on Moda Flame ventless ethanol fuel, so no electricity, gas, chimney...

It's time for a tactical chowdown. No Netflix marathon is complete without a parade of snacks on the coffee table, and every parade marches better with a bowl of Froot Loops as its grand marshal. Frosted Flakes if you...

And you thought you'd never find the perfect gift for Medusa and Voldemort. The Boa Sofa was designed by brothers Fernando and Humberto Campana, and I just wonder what this snaky, sultry joint venture says about their...

The Stuff Stopper stops dropped fish eyes, spilt civet poop coffee beans, and that edible dehydrated zebra tarantula that wasn't quite fully dehydrated from scurrying into the abyss beneath your fridge. Install the extendable...

Displease the Captain and he'll throw you overboard squirt you in the kisser with the sprayer of his Wheel Pull Down Kitchen Faucet. Maker Waterstone took its inspiration for this standout fixture from the (super rad)...

Need a gift for a man? Even if he doesn't drink whiskey--hell, even if he drinks only Kool-Aid--I think Ashcroft's 5-piece set of Everest glasses and decanter is a jaw-dropper for display. The liquid amber of an 18-year...

They say Ruggie is "LOUD." In all caps. It's the equivalent of "a blender going off in your bedroom." Also, the floor mat alarm clock must sense the pressure of your feet for at least 3 seconds before it stops its LOUD...

If you've always wanted a sweet jellyfish aquarium, but had to concede that Beyonce was right when she kept telling you, "I don't think you're ready for this jelly," have a look at JellyTank. The forthcoming aquarium...

Filthy Rich Cocktail Napkins are a speculative purchase. At printing they were available only for pre-order, so you're investing in the whimsical fun they'll bring to future BBQs, fried chicken dinners, and mondo Cheetos-eating...

Tops, fidget spinners, and now the Japanese Kururin. Why is hand-eye coordination storming pop culture so hard right now? I have many gifts and endowments--huge ones!--but, as evidenced by my attempts to school my girlfriend...

When they say, "Feng Shui," I bet they mean, "Ring It When You Get Laid." And I also bet a lot of us out there with roommates or coworkers who share online dating adventures could make some pretty good use out of a Ring...

If you're really careful you'll probably never nick...or slice clear through...your finger scrubbing your kitchen knives clean. Probably. But if you've done it before, or even felt the blade lick and the blood flow while...

Where the Red Fern Glows...you'll find Mariana Folberg's Lamp Plants. The artist behind Mar de Fe designs took inspiration from the rain forest to construct a thriving pot of green-lit leaves. Add one of the lamps to...

Let me clarify: Bambooees are not at all paper towels, they're bamboo towels. I just named them "Reusable & Washable Paper Towels" because that's how they act. Absorbing crap, cleaning crap, dusting crap, shining crap...

Glitch Artwork goes 3D geeky with cut prints and foamboard in their series of video game shadow boxes. What's your 8-bit pleasure? From Street Figher to Super Mario Bros., Pac-Man to Mega Man, these hand crafted pieces...

Tap that, let it breathe heavy as you pour on the good stuff, and then stop it back up. Let it rest 'til next time. Guess that's how things work in the wine world too...

I might like to go to a Black Tie event as my gift for Valentine's Day this year after all. They got any with Girl Scout Cookies around the Northern Lights? Black Tie Grinders is an independent shop out of Ohio that feels...

Awww, look at the olden days still stuffed all compact and neat into the barrel of a pen. Fisher's original Bullet Space Pen got its start in 1948 when Paul Fisher machined the #400 Bullet Pen from a piece of solid aluminum...

When it's time to flip your omelette, Happycall says, Don't flip out, dude, flip over. Their nonstick Double Pans feature FDA-approved silicone seals to reduce smell, smoke and oil splatter during use. The symmetrical...

Despite its charcoal color--and composition--this is not a bad egg. It's a good egg, a great egg, that attacks all the bad smells in your fridge. Charcoal eggs, sold here in sets of 4, slip one at a time into your refrigerator's...

Need more than a CouchCoaster? Need an entire flat tract of space mounted to the arm of your sofa for keeping drink, snack, remote, and phone all within finger's grasp? The Couch Arm Table volunteers to relieve you of...