Household

Carpet Chair

$5,650 Mousarris »

When you're a genie, or Cypriot designer Stelios Mousarris, you don't just know how to make magic carpets fly, you know how to bend and fold them into a creative and elegant seating option to use when you're not in the...

Hippopotamus Sofa

It's too late to say you want a hippopotamus for Christmas, but maybe if you're real good, kids, Mommy or Daddy (or Sugar Daddy, ladies) will get you a hippopotamus for Valentine's Day. This one you won't even have to...

Diamond Whiskey Decanter

$169 Amazon »

When me and my friend Cornelius host our Super Bowl 50 box pool I think we're going to start a yearly tradition of giving this Diamond Whiskey Decanter to the winner as a trophy. Filled with the alcohol of his choice...

NEMO Puffin Blankets

$99.95 - $169.95 Amazon »

NEMO's Puffin Blanket is essentially a sleeping bag, un-mummified and without the zipper. It provides cozy, camping-quality warmth around the open fire or in front of the fireplace when the temperature drops, or the mood...

Inception Coffee Table

$5,425 Mousarris »

Designer and model maker Stelios Mousarris calls this coffee table his Wave City, but you know this stellar assemblage of a city folding on top of itself comes straight from the trippy scenes of the movie Inception. Mousarris...

4' x 4' Cable-Lifted Storage Rack

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Where are you going to put all that crap you got for Christmas? How about all that crap you got new crap to replace at Christmas? I like this 4' x 4' Cable-Lifted Storage Rack from Racor for 3 reasons: 1) It allows me...

Mechanical Wooden Clock Kit

$50 Amazon »

I was going to get my 14-year-old nephew one of these Mechanical Wooden Clock Kits for Christmas, but then I remembered they don't teach kids how to tell analog time anymore so he wouldn't even be able to read it. I also...

Luxury Star Wars Pens

$2,070 - $24,500 Wheelers »

I never understood why anyone would pay thousands of dollars for a fountain pen. But ST Dupont has created a series of them honoring Star Wars, including a Tie-Fighter, an X-Wing, and two extra super special Darth Vader...

Your Slyce Pizza Topping Divider

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I guess the Your Slyce pizza topping divider--or as they call it, "personalization tool"--is a good idea for, say, the 1% of Americans who eat only 1 slice of pizza. For the rest of us, it's a terrible tease...

Edison Light Bulbs

$5.99 - $29.89 Amazon »

Nothing like tacking a Tesla or Edison onto your product to make a quick buck these days (you've seen the lighter and the board game, right?) Here at least we have an item that is nearly synonymous with Edison's name:...

Water Preserver Concentrate

$16.48 Amazon »

Now that you've designated a bathtub to store your waterBOB it's probably a good idea to make sure the giant reservoir's emergency contents are actually safe to drink in the event of an emergency. This little bottle holds...

Elite Executive Fire Safe

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Stack-On goes for security tested, fire rated, and convertible with their Elite Executive Fire Safe. It takes care of protecting your valuables from sticky fingers and encroaching flames as a registered California Department...

Chalkboard Table Runner

Discontinued

The Chalk Table Runner completes the party, allowing you to draw your own decorations, designations, or directions around the food spread. Use the included ButterStix Zero Dust chalks to create festive fireworks and Happy...

Amazon.com E-Gift Cards

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You: Crap, the gift I ordered hasn't arrived yet. Arrived busted. Arrived way smaller / bigger / uglier than it looked in the photos. Crap, was I supposed to buy Christmas presents again this year?...

Honest Monk Postcards

$5.45 Honest Monk »

It's not just that Honest Monk makes funny, frank postcards. It's also that they will send them to your desired recipient anonymously. Yep, just like WTF Prank Candles, but with an instant payoff. Know someone who sucks...

Transparent Electric Kettle

$50.11 Amazon »

Like the MoMA store's transparent stock pot, Hamilton Beach's Glass Electric Kettle makes watching water boil a damn good time simply by providing a 360-degree view (well, almost) of the process. Bonus points go to the...

King Bed with Doggie Insert

Discontinued

Jason Barton made a king bed with enough room for the King of the Bed. Which means you'll be sleeping on a cut piece of memory foam stuck in the 23" insert tacked onto its side...

Voodoo Cutting & Serving Board

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Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like charcuterie and voodoo. The OUCH! cutting and serving board is carved in the likeness of everyone's favorite stitched-up human likeness, and even includes the ominous knife in the back...

Custom LeatherCraft 75-Pocket Tool Backpack

$146.59 Amazon »

A tool bag for your favorite tool mule. Custom LeatherCraft has overhauled this traditional backpack into the handyman's ultimate companion. The heavy-duty bag is made of ballistic poly fabric and divided into 5 zippered...

The Slate Mobile LapDesk

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From desktop to laptop, and from desk to LapDesk. The Slate supports both our need for mobility and our desire to just stay at home and make a butt dent in the couch with its go-anywhere functionality and sit-anywhere...

Furniture-Grade Cabinet Heater

$142 Amazon »

Baby it's cold outside. As a matter of fact, it's kind of cold inside too. Drafty in between these el cheapo paper walls of my office. Of course, while this fine looking furniture-grade cabinet housing an infrared space...

BlueFire Waterproof Smartphone Endoscope

$22.99 - $30.99 Amazon »

How many times would you have performed your own throat endoscopy if only you'd had a smartphone-compatible snake tube camera system? I'm guessing close to a thousand. But if not, maybe there have been other times a 10-meter...

Liquor Log Booze Dispenser

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Now this is the kind of Yule Log I'm talking about. How better to bring good tidings to you and all of your kin than with a nice bottle of Jameson or Jack chug-a-lugging out the tap on an urban harvested Ohio hardwood...

Ship in a Bottle Whiskey Decanter & Dispenser

$160 Amazon »

I don't care how they got this ship in the bottle as long as I know how to get the booze it's sailing through out. A wood base handcrafted in Kentucky serves as a classy pedestal to the mounted glass whiskey decanter...