Swimline Lotus Blossom Double Comfort Lounge
A January afternoon at the beach, floating in the ocean - pssssh! Only in my Mind Media meditation app. No, the Lotus Blossom Double Comfort Lounge from Swimline gets my attention as a reminder of brighter, warmer, vaccinated days to come. My countdown to them has begun.
It replaces my countdown to the end of Dry January, which became obsolete a week ago when I realized if I can't assuage my stress and anxiety by snuggling with my wife while lounging in a pool on a hot summer's day, I may as well try to do it with the thing that always goes with snuggling with my wife while lounging in a pool on a hot summer's day: a few beers and a cocktail.
Looking like a baseball mitt ready to give you and your s.o. a squeeze, the Lotus Blossom Double Comfort Lounge measures 56.5" pinky to thumb.
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