Inflatable Tanning Tub & Pool Float
- Inflatable Adult Tanning Pool - $34.99
- Inflatable Swimming Pool with Canopy - $195.00
- Inflatable Swimming Pool - 120" x 72" - $59.95
- Inflatable Family Swim Play Center - $49.88
- Sloosh Inflatable Tanning Pool Lounge & Float - $39.99
This tub-like inflatable as a pool float - whatever. There are a million pool floats and loungers out there, and if you're already at a swimming pool, who cares if your float can hold 6" of water? But on the balcony of your condo, or in your mama's backyard on a scorching summer day? An inflatable also deemed a "tanning tub," and fitted with a backrest and enough space for your lady to chill out in its hose-filled glory with you?
Now that's the kind of ingenuity I'm talkin' about. A real level-up on the kiddie pool, and perfect for a grown-ass man. A perfect grown-ass man gift for his girlfriend or wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, too. Now you both can settle in with a cold beer or Vinglace glass topped up with pink wine, catch some Vitamin D, and not worry you're going to sear and / or sweat your epidermises off.
The Inflatable Tanning Tub & Pool Float has dimensions of 85" x 57", and includes two 3" diameter cup holders. It comes in blue and pink.
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