Wedigout Underwater Metal Detector
I heard we're heading into a recession. Know what that means? Yep. Time to start treasure hunting! Last weekend I went to my mama's house, intending to haul out the ol' metal detector just like I did after the Y2K dot-com bubble. Or the 2008 financial crisis. Know what I found?
My mama, ever the optimist, thought nothing like that would ever happen again, that we as a society, a global network, learned our lessons. So she threw away my metal detector.
No matter, though. It was time for an upgrade anyway, and Wedigout's metal detector isn't just a simple metal detector, their MD-750, MD-780, and MD-790 models are underwater metal detectors. So I can leave all the losers on the combed-over beaches behind this summer, and go for the real gold with my mask and snorkel.
Wedigout Underwater Metal Detectors are waterproof up to 100 feet, with LED light and vibrations alerting you to hits in place of the beep, beep, beep, beepbeepbeepbeeeeeeep that you woulnd't be able to hear underwater, and that is also incredibly annoying.
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