Woozie Can Cooler & Cone Holder

$16.50 - $18.50 Etsy »

High-five to John Olwig not only for his Woozie Can Cooler & Cone Holder, but for his introduction to it: "Here today we have a rather special type of can cooler or can sleeve." Rather special, indeed. So a high-five...

Drop Cup - Pong That's On A Roll

Sold Out Amazon »

Do you throw like a girl? Try rolling instead. Drop Cup is a new take on beer pong (or sodie pong, since they advertise it as both a family and an adult party game) that has players roll the ball rather than throwing it...

Makita Portable Cordless Microwave

Makita might be known for power tools, but while the company's new Portable Cordless Microwave Oven looks like a beast, it doesn't bring a whole lot of power to the tool table. With an output of either 350 or 500 watts...

Supernova Bluetooth Speaker & Lantern

$179.95 Gravastar »

The Supernova is coming to blast you out of your bedroom...with sound and light. Though possibly also with advanced mecha weaponry controlled by AI. Could really go either way these days...

PVC Stitch Liquid Patch

$15.99 Amazon »

Rafters, divers, general outdoorsmen (and ladies), people who float in the pool, vegan leatherheads, and houseguests who find a leak in their air mattress, PVC Stitch Liquid Patch was made for you. The repair serum is...

National Parks Aprons

Yo, Semite Joshua, these are some Grand Yellow National Parks Aprons from Hedley & Bennett. Use them for cooking or grilling, give them as gifts to Mom or Dad, or snag one for yourself as a reminder of childhood trips...

Sparkling Sprinkles Champagne-Shaped Sprinkler

$28.41 Amazon »

Can I interest you in some Sparkling Sprinkles, a Champagne-shaped sprinkler and mister that could have also been called Bubbly Cock & Balls?...

Make Me Pretty Lighter Cases

$20 - $25 Make Me Pretty »

Ladies with large purses, Make Me Pretty Lighter Cases are calling to you. They're saying, Hey! Don't you need something superfluous and extra bulky to help fill that thing up? Not only can we double...triple...quadruple!...

RMP MOwok Collapsible Cooking Grill

$299.95 Amazon »

Need MOwok in your life? Check out this collapsible propane cooking grill / griddle from RMP. The powder-coated steel base - with bitchin' flame cutouts - supports an 18" steel disc with stainless steel handles RMP designed...

NO Sunglasses

$13.99 Amazon »

I don't got NO Sunglasses, and I don't want NO Sunglasses. What am I, a contrarian? ... Nevermind, don't answer that...

Kitchen Cooking Oil Dispenser Bottle with Basting Brush

$10.99 - $13.99 Amazon »

If you like a brush of oil on your meats and veggies, or a squeeze of it in your salads and saute pans, then this kitchen cooking oil dispenser bottle and its basting brush topper are for you...

REALROOMS Metal Locker Storage Cabinets

$99.99 - $223.99 Amazon »

No thank you, REALROOMS, I won't be decorating my home with metal storage cabinets, nightstands, or any other piece of furniture that reminds me of my high school locker. Don't you know forgetting my combination and not...

Black Dragon Backpack

Looks like Puff the Magic Dragon puffed himself to make this Black Dragon Backpack. Oh wait, nevermind. It says the bag is made from "eco leather," not real dragon skin, so Puff is probably fine...

Cobra Storage Garage Door Rack

$35 - $39.99 Amazon »

I don't know if feng shui or Marie Kondo would like the looks of a Cobra Storage Garage Door Rack, but dudes. What a way to maximize space in your garage. Cobra Storage originally developed their Cobra Racks to secure...

Yoshino B330 SST Solid-State Portable Power Station

It looks like a portable speaker, but rather than blasting sound, the Yoshino B330 SST blasts power. To your portable speaker, if you like. Or your smartphone, tablet, laptop, fan, mini fridge, CPAP machine...CPAP machine?...

Master Lock Bluetooth Outdoor Padlock

$126.03 Amazon »

The Master Lock Bluetooth Outdoor Padlock opens sesame using your smartphone and the Master Lock Vault Home or Master Lock Vault Enterprise app. So, yeah, that means you must have your smartphone and the app on hand...

Wooden Hammock Swing

$509.19 - $613.95 Etsy »

Is this Wooden Hammock Swing from Hi Home Decor giving anyone else Indiana Jones vibes? Or at least Indiana Jones Cat Bridge vibes? Good thing the handmade tree swing is for lounging, napping, and swaying supine in the...

Garmin eTrex SE GPS Handheld Navigator

$144.99 Amazon »

Garmin's eTrex SE GPS is the latest in the company's (surprisingly long) line of handheld navigators. It is comparable to the eTrex 10 in size and simplicity, but has a 168-hour standard battery life, whereas the 10 lasts...

Reusable Wine Bottle Straws

$11.95 Amazon »

Reusable Wine Bottle Straws mean you won't get lipstick or pucker marks all over the bottle of 2000 Chateau Lafite-Rothschild when you take a swig before serving it to your guests...at the executive retreat dinner you're...

Anti-Tracking Rearview Mirror Sunglasses

$17.99 Amazon »

You won't just look slick in these shades, you'll be performing slick tricks of "I see you, smarmo!" on anyone who might be tailing you, thanks to the sunglasses' anti-tracking mirror coating. They're basically mirrored...

TORRAS Coolify 2S Neck Air Conditioner

$199.99 Amazon »

The TORRAS Coolify 2S Neck Air Conditioner has one question for you: how's about one more smart gadget to pile on your pack mule of smart gadgets body? You know, to accompany the over-ear noise-cancelling headphones...

Bubba Goose Design Duffel Bags

$140 - $200 Bubba Goose Design »

Born in Seattle, WA in Summer 2022, Bubba Goose Design is about to turn 1 year old. Their lightweight, heavy-duty duffel bags are designed by Delian Scudder, a 20-year veteran of product development for the US Military...

E186: What Is This Thing?

$10.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 186 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

TheraCup At-Home Cupping Therapy Device

$149 Amazon »

Can I interest you in a DIY red polka-dotted epidermis? The TheraCup is an at-home cupping therapy device you can use on your own body to increase blood flow and provide relief to areas that are tight or in pain. But...