Denim Bikinis
You might look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Hot." I, however, look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Don't forget the Redneck Boot Sandals, ladies!" Don't get me wrong, I too find them...well, some of them...reasonably...
REST Evercool Cooling Comforter for Hot Sleepers
I'd be sleeping on the couch if I got my wife a REST Evercool Cooling Comforter. No, seriously, me and the Evercool would be kicked out of bed by She-Ra: Princess of Power, who is not only not a hot sleeper with no concept...
Best Made Gerstner Field Chest
The Best Made Gerstner Field Chest is a fine example of classic design meets modern craftsmanship. Historical significance meets contemporary admiration. Nostalgia for the past meets deep...deep...pockets in the present...
Ass Knuckles
Knuckle dusters and butt plugs are two products that never get old around here. So it's a true blessing that Etsy shop Zealeous decided to combine them in this fine piece: Ass Knuckles...
Lacoste Netflix Polo Shirt Collection
The Lacoste Crocodile has gotten a makeover. Eight of them, actually, courtesy of Netflix and its series Stranger Things, The Witcher, Bridgerton, Shadow & Bone, Sex Education, Lupin, Money Heist, and Elite...
Beer Puppeteer - Human Puppet Drinking Game
The Beer Puppeteer is a Dutch drinking game. Yes, that's right. The same people who think it's a good idea to ride bicycles everywhere and eat herring also think it's a good idea to turn yourself into a human puppet...
Skeppshult Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle
Dark. Dense. Powerful. That is the Skeppshult Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle. Handsome. Traditional. Virginal. That too is the Skeppshult Cast Iron Mortar & Pestle...
E183: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 183 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Nintendo Baby Teethers
I mean, I know Game Boys and NES controllers aren't common household items anymore, but won't giving your kids Nintendo Baby Teethers teach them to chew on all your handheld gaming devices and video game console accessories?...
Hostage Tape - Mouth Tape for Better Sleep
We've always known mouth breathers are weirdos, but according to Hostage Tape, they are also the worst snorers. Sleep apnea and low blood oxygen levels plague them too. So maybe it's the never getting a good night's sleep...
Tooletries The Harvey Toothbrush & Razor Holder
The Harvey has a thing for shiny objects. Glass shower doors, polished mirrors, glistening tiles, metal razors, and sparkling clean teeth. The first three, the Harvey loves to plaster himself all over, sticking strong...
Pasta Grande Pasta-Shaped Kitchen Tool Gift Set
This box of pasta, Pasta Grande, combines 4 of the Monkey Business brand's pasta-shaped kitchen tools into a single set ready for all your housewarming, foodie, and Mother's Day gift needs. You'll get a pair of Farfalloni...
TAKAHIROMIYASHITATheSoloist Sounds Speaker
TAKAHIROMIYASHITATheSoloist's Sounds high-performance wireless speaker looks like a high-rise building hatching from a slab of stone. It's as much a piece of high art as high fidelity. And something you can't tell by...
The James Brand Ellis Slim Slip-Joint Pocket Knife
The name's Ellis. Ellis Slim. No relation to Virginia. Though we might pair well together if you enjoy cutting loose threads and opening clamshell packaging with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth...
CIVIVI Precision Tweezers
CIVIVI's Precision Tweezers request entry into your first aid and survival kits with the promise of a surgeon's accuracy, a ballerina's finesse, a strongman's durability, Hugh Jackman's versatility, and Mick Jagger's...
Loewe Pixelated Clothing
No, not Lowe's. Unfortunately, because then the Pixelated Clothing collection might be reasonably priced and rugged enough to hang drywall in. But this is Loewe, Spanish luxury fashion house, and designers of 8bit denim...
Where's Bob?: A Happy Little Seek-and-Find
Where's Bob?: A Happy Little Seek-and-Find should be called Where's Bob?: Another Happy Little Way for People to Make Money Off Bob Ross...
GrillBee Flat Stainless Steel Kabob Skewers
These GrillBee Stainless Steel Kabob Skewers are long, flat, and ready to spear. And honestly, they look like a safety hazard from tip to shaft to...well, OK. I guess the hilt seems relatively benign. Yes, yes, I'm sure...
VanLab Campervan Conversion Kits
VanLab says their Campervan Conversion Kits are DIY start to finish, and "If you can put together other flat-pack furniture then you can definitely do this, it's literally just screws..." Just screws, eh? And what's...
Nakabayashi Kurukkiru Handheld Manual Paper Shredder
Know what will be shredded in addition to your old bills and confidential documents after a few rounds with Nakabayashi's handheld manual paper shredder, the Kurukkiru? Your wrists and forearms. In fact, I'd say after...
Seagate Lightsaber Collection FireCuda SSD
Bwoooaaahhhzzzzz! Zzzhhwooom! That's the hum of a Seagate Lightsaber Collection FireCuda SSD igniting, and thrashing up to 7300MB/s of Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, or Obi-Wan Kenobi-backed speed at your PC...
Mid-Century Wood Shop Birdhouses
Sorry, birds, I know any one of these mid-century modern birdhouses from Mid-Century Wood Shop would be your dream home, but I myself live in a condo because I can't afford a house. So unless you start contributing, round...
AquaRest Premium 300 2-Person Plug & Play Spa
AquaRest. Can you think of a better name for a hot tub company? These cats make big vats that heat and bubble water - Aqua - to provide total serenity and relaxation - Rest. It's beautiful. I might have called the model...
Expandable Multi-Angle Level
I'll level with you: I'm not much for perfection when it comes to DIY tasks. Especially those that involve building, repairing, or hanging something. So I wouldn't add an expandable multi-angle level that can measure...