Crossbow Dice Roller & Holder

$29.95 - $39.99 Amazon »

It's your roll, and your shot, with this nifty Crossbow Dice Roller & Holder from MunnyGrubbers. The 3D-printed crossbow loads and shoots up to one full set of standard sized polyhedral dice using a loading mechanism...

Chess Set in a Ring

I lay down my King and resign. Before even beginning a game on Joe Turner's wonderful, but Grandmaster-level, Chess Set in a Ring. Sorry, make that Grandmaster-vision-and-fine-motor-skill-level Chess Set in a Ring. Made...

Blackhead Plucker Fidget Toy

$16.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Never thought a Blackhead Plucker Fidget Toy would be part of an Angel's Wonderland, but indeed this Blackhead Plucker Fidget Toy comes to us straight from Angel's Wonderland. True, it's the brand, not the theme park...

The Unkillables

$12.79 Amazon »

The Unkillables could be a book about the flies that swarm my mama's house in the summer. All the cheaters in Fortnite. Certain - ahem - dictators and old-ass politicians. Or even just a new team of superheroes or antiheroes...

Mario Cart Coffee Table

$2,576 Backyard Resin »

I guess Backyard Resin calls it a Mario Cart Coffee Table for reasons of trademark and copyright (still don't really know the difference between the two). But you know and I know that they know that you know and I know...

The ANT Tarp Dragging Yard Tool

$52.99 Amazon »

I've always considered myself a bit of a draft horse - able to move some weight, haul a load, but with no real style or elegance...or coordination behind it. I plow through the job, but it's not pretty...

Odin Wooden Watch

$287 Etsy »

The only Odin I know much about also goes by the name "Mr. Wednesday," and had the honor of being played by Ian McShane...and then the dishonor of being run into the ground by poor writing and producing on American Gods...

Chazz Genitalia-Flavored Kettle Chips

$10.70 Chazz »

You dudes and ladies gotten a load - or a whiff - of Chazz Genitalia-Flavored Kettle Chips yet? They're available in both D*ck and Pus*y flavors, but (oddly? obviously?) not a mixed bag of both. And though you probably...

Oscoda Flat Nose DIY Knife Making Kit

$30 Etsy »

Check out my new Oscoda Flat Nose Knife. Smithed by mine own hands. ... Nah, just kidding. I'm pretty sure Andrew St. Peter made the one you see here, because if I had, its namesake flat nose would definitely be either...

Wobble Wedge Interlocking Shim Kit

$25.99 Amazon »

Weebles wobble, but they won't fall down. The same is basically true for furniture. But not necessarily the stuff sitting on top of it. More importantly, while wobbling Weebles are cute and fun and awesome ways to keep...

E176: What Is This Thing?

$239.99 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 176 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

HotWave Heated Hose Nozzle Sprayer

$94.35 Amazon »

All your dirty cars, dirty pavers, dirty patio furniture, dirty camping dishes, dirty dogs, and maybe even your dirty selves are gonna love the HotWave, a heated hose nozzle sprayer that provides on-demand hot water...

Lov Air Purifier

$350 - $375 Komma »

Germs, dust, and toxins may be in the air, but Lov is in the air too. And this kind of love in the air is strong enough to purify all the germy, dusty, and toxic hate out there. Or at least all that's floating around...

Sprouting Seed Faces - Plantable Paper & Edible Sprouts

$5 Etsy »

OK, every one of these Sprouting Seed Faces clearly did not listen to their mama when she told them not to stick food in their ears or up their nose. And now, not only have those hunks of broccoli and bits of radish taken...

Julbo Vermont Classic Mountain Sunglasses

$159.95 - $219.95 Amazon »

Be a retro Vermont mountain dude (or lady)...and up your steampunk cosplay game...with a pair of Julbo Vermont Classic Mountain Sunglasses. With their round lenses and leather side shields, Julbo calls the shades "timeless...

Gear Hugger Multipurpose Lubricant

$12.89 Amazon »

Hehheh, hehheh. Beavis. They said...multipurpose. Yes they did, Butthead, and Gear Hugger means it. Their lubricant is very, very multipurpose. 1,001 uses and counting, they say. ... And, yeah, it's also probably very...

NETVUE Birdfy Lite Smart Bird Feeder with Camera

$144.49 Amazon »

Who needs a NETVUE Birdfy Lite smart bird feeder fitted with a camera and camera-recharging solar panels when you have a property like the one in the photo to look out over? Huge grassy yard, lush landscaping, situated...

Wad-Free Bed Sheet Detangler

$19.99 Amazon »

Cash, gum, sheets, product of sexy time. Only one of those wads sounds unpleasant to me, and the Wad-Free Bed Sheet Detangler is here to shoot that wad right off the list...

Moonwalkers - Walk at Running Speed

$1,399 Shift Robotics »

Moonwalkers? Hmmm. Well, these shoes that claim to make you walk at running speed definitely have the "moon" part right - they make your feet look like they're donning a big ol' pair of moon boots. The aesthetic doesn't...

Fleece Bunny Hoodie

$26.99 Amazon »

Now that Valentine's Day is finally over, we can move on to Easter, my favorite holiday of the year. Haha, sike. Easter is dumb too. ... Unless you plan to give me an adults-only Easter basket, in which case, I'll honor...

FluoroSphere Fluorescent Light Show

$45 Amazon »

My dudes, my kids, my psilocybin partakers, meet the FluoroSphere. It's not exactly a magic ball, but it's certainly a magical ball, filled with water and UV-reactive FluoroGel that creates an enthralling fluorescent...

Loop Lasso Glow-in-the-Dark String Shooter

Sold Out Amazon »

Here's the catch: despite its catchy name, the Loop Lasso can't catch a thing. But with glow-in-the-dark strings spinning and undulating in response to the tricks and fidgets of kiddos and adults alike, it's still quite...

FLIK Middle Finger Car Windshield Light

$29.99 Amazon »

Put yourself on the receiving end of some road rage with the FLIK of your wrist middle finger car windshield light. The FLIK is a partly funny, all the way horrible gadget drivers can install on the backs of their vehicles...

Heatless Flame Essential Oil Diffuser & Humidifier

Sold Out Amazon »

It's earth, wind, and fire! Well, presuming you fill this diffuser with a cedarwood or baking spice essential oil, fire up the fan on its cool mist humidifier, and ignite its heatless flame to achieve the ambience and...