Third Assist's vintage-style hockey gloves could eliminate fights in the sport. Because who's ever gonna wanna take these sweet throwback gloves off? I wouldn't. Even to punch some a-hole's teeth out...

Become the President of the PEN15 Club with a Offensive Pens 15-pack. Haha, sike! It's just a 5-pack. Are you mildly irritated yet? Well, follow me, my dudes and ladies, and we'll make our way to fully offended in 250...

Rechargeable Heated Slippers may be a boring, uninspired idea for a last-minute holiday gift, but they're not a bad idea. Think of all the people with cold feet out there. And all the people who have moderately warm feet...

Nothin' says, Happy Holidays! like a 7.5' x 4' Christmas Vacation Airblown Cousin Eddie's RV in your front yard. Especially if...say it with me, dudes...the shitter's full...

The ghost of Patrick Swayze not included. Sculpd Pottery Kits are beginner-level boxes of all the (probably very messy) goods you'll need to sculpt, carve, paint, and varnish your own clay masterpieces. ... Or at least...

The Bookie Cushion, a whoopee cushion Bookmark from Fred, accomplishes something very rare: it manages to be both the perfect gift for kids and the perfect gift for Dad this holiday season. It could easily slip into your...

Sarah Knight brings all her F*cks together in No F*cks Given: Naughty Words to Live By. The book is a compilation of the "no-bullsh*t, life-changing advice" she offers in her 5 previous F*ck-filled books: The Life-Changing...

Who wants to take a shot from the Monkey's Fist Espresso Cup? Maker Texas Mud Monger says this espresso sipper is "for all the nautical enthusiasts out there," but I would add it is also for all the enthusiasts of clubbing...

Welcome to Edition 169 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

The Interactive Glow in The Dark T-Shirt from Illuminated Apparel will have its wearers beaming. A great gift for kids and teens (and also probably people on mushrooms, ye who live in psilocybin-legal states) the DIY...

The Hypelev sneaker stand enables anyone - even you - to defy gravity with a pair of Air Jordans just like Michael. The only catch: you can't be wearing them. The Hypelev from Everknown is a levitating display stand for...

An 88-piece Champagne Bottle Balloon Kit you can inflate and use to decorate down the stairs, up the wall, arcing over the window, any which way you want?! This DIY decor looks like a job for...not this dude. Uh-uh. No...

Make Christmas spectacularly silver (-haired) and Golden (Girls) this year with a set of glass Golden Girls Christmas Ornaments. Head-to-toe you'll get Dorothy, Blanche, Rose, and Sophia in moderate facial likenesses...

Pushing snow. That sounds a little nicer, a little less likely to throw my back out, than shoveling snow. Don't get me wrong, I'm still not excited about the prospect of receiving a Snowcaster Wheeled Snow Pusher & Barn...

Earthling, meet Earthing, makers of so-called "grounding mats" intended to replicate the effects of walking barefoot on the bare earth. Not the feeling, mind, you, but the effects. Oh yeah, dudes, someone call Gwyneth...

Aelfric Eden calls their Dinosaur Sherpa Coat a "women's" zip-up, and would probably tout it as a gift for a teen girl, but...come on hip young adult street clothing brand! A 40-something dude could rock it too, right?...

Hit the slopes, without ruining them, with mountainFLOW biodegradable ski and snowboard wax. Deemed safe "for both the user and the environment," mountainFLOW is a plant-based wax that contains no petroleum, the active...

The HummViewer is a wearable hummingbird feeder that essentially inserts a pair of hummingbird feeder straws into COVID face shield, and tops it with a redesigned Devo hat. It looks absolutely ridiculous. But...

Hands-free? That all you got, newfangled tech? Well, Wayband sees your hands-free gadgets, and raises you one that's eyes-free and ears-free too. The Wayband Haptic Navigation App & Wristband is a personal navigator that...

If your favorite pastime is being offended (i.e., Karen) or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others (i.e., Karens) get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons!...