Rearview Bicycle Camera

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Cyclists, make sure you see the car that's about to sideswipe you in full-color 1080P with this rearview bicycle camera from Funle. It streams real time video of what the H-E-Double-Wheels is going on behind you and...

Outlery Portable & Collapsible Cutlery Set

$59.99 Amazon »

Outlery's portable and collapsible cutlery sets remind me of a fun fact about myself: I can be anywhere, at any time, and suddenly start singing in my head the words, All I wanna do is eat some food to the tune of Sheryl...

Dryer Vent Cleaning Kit

$24.99 Amazon »

Nothing like the smell of fresh laundry and burning lint! This dryer vent cleaning kit comes with 4 professional tools for DIY sucking out and scraping up lint and debris buildup from your clothes dryer vents and ductwork...

Smell Training Kit for Smell Loss & Scent Distortion

$24.99 Amazon »

I don't imagine a smell training kit designed to "help regenerate damaged neural pathways in your nose after experiencing smell loss (anosmia), reduced smell (hyposmia), or distorted smell (phantosmia)" would have gotten...

Black Cat Bra

$26.97 - $54.95 Adore Me »

Ladies, want some kitties for your titties? And your kitty, because this black cat bra also comes with a matching thong. The lingerie set from Adore Me adds a pair of cute cat pasties to an unlined black tulle bra, plus...

Double Ring Pry Bar

$54.99 Etsy »

This Double Ring Pry Bar from Teale Designs looks awesome! Kind of like a smashed C&B, wherein the testicles have both shifted to one side under the weight of the steamroller, or your angry ex-girlfriend, or whatever...

Dangerous Games to Play in the Dark

$10.56 Amazon »

Dangerous Games to Play in the Dark by Lucia Peters clarifies that what we're dealing with here are adult night games, midnight games, sleepover activities, and magic & illusions books. So, yeah, all the creepy occult...

Giant Charcuterie Boards

$500 - $1,500 Etsy »

Forget Arby's, ye who have one of these giant charcuterie boards are ye who have the meats. And the cheese. And the nuts. And hopefully the complementary dried fruits and tasty jams. Kristopher Kirkpatrick handmade the...

Hyper Pong 4-Way Table Tennis

$299.99 Amazon »

Four square, a kinda boring game, meets ping-pong, a kinda fun one in the Hyper Pong 4-way table tennis set. They call the mashup "action-packed," and I believe it, because with that big X of criss-crossing nets to hit...

Mode Wireless Electric Toothbrush

$165 Mode »

Sweet, Mode, I've been looking for a wireless electric toothbrush to go with my black marbled bathroom wallpaper and black toilet. Really...

A Haunted Road Atlas

$14.21 Amazon »

A Haunted Road Atlas: Sinister Stops, Dangerous Destinations, and True Crime Tales comes from And That's Why We Drink podcast hosts, Christine Shiefer and Em Schulz. Take the interactive travel guide with you on road...

Herman Miller x Logitech Vantum Gaming Chair

Desk chair extraordinaire Herman Miller has teamed up with tech mecha Logitech G on the Vantum Gaming Chair, an ergonomic performance seat made, if you hadn't already guessed, especially for gamers. Herman Miller and...

Kindle Scribe for Reading & Writing

$339.99 - $419.99 Amazon »

Highlight by hand, take notes, and doodle on your eBooks with Amazon's new Kindle Scribe, an eReader that also lets you eWrite "as naturally as you do on paper."...

GLD x Marvel Jewelry

$99 - $129 GLD »

Got drip? Yeah, that's right, I just described the new GLD x Marvel Jewelry collaboration using a Millennial meme combined with Gen Z slang. Because, like Deadpool, that's how groovy and rad I am...

KitchenAid Cordless 7-Speed Hand Mixer

$99.95 Amazon »

The KitchenAid Cordless 7-Speed Hand Mixer and I are here to eeeeassse you into the holiday season. Like, this sleek, rechargeable mixer doesn't necessarily scream Turkey Day or Christmas at first glance, but when you...

Gods of Soccer

$22.49 Amazon »

I can't say much about Men in Blazers Present Gods of Soccer: The Pantheon of the 100 Greatest Soccer Players (According to Us), because I'm not a knowledgeable fan of soccer / football / footy / footie. But I can say...

Hip-Fin Hip Flexor Release Tool

$45 Amazon »

My hips don't lie...they frickin' hurt. Tight, ropey, maybe not quite ready for Hip-Fin levels of pain to release them, but, hey. If it's agony for minutes and ecstasy for days thereafter, I'm dude enough to take it...

Chroma Type 301 Porsche-Designed 9-Piece Knife Set

$1,049.95 Amazon »

OK, so it's just the handle F.A. Porsche designed for Chroma's Type 301 knife line, but still. Are these silver steel stunners not some of the sleekest and sexiest chef's knives you've ever seen? And I hear they can help...

Know what I've got to say about Dude's must see products for September 2022? The Mini Jumbotron and Winnie the Pooh: Blood & Honey. That is all...

Pumpkin Scraper Glove

$23.40 Amazon »

When you're sittin' on the lawn, and the pumpkin lid is gone / Be a man, use your hand, Pumpkin Scraper Glove!...

Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager

$79.95 - $99.95 Amazon »

Feel the benefits...and the torture...of foam rolling from anywhere with the Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager. You can even focus the brutality on forearms and triceps, calves and inner thighs, and other arm and leg areas that...

Sushi Costume

$67.91 Etsy »

Sushi Costume and instant backrest! Even if there's nowhere to sit at the Halloween party, you can lean up against a wall, or pop a squat on the floor against the pillowy comfort of Pop Designers' handmade piece of salmon...

Batwing Shoe Accessories

$36.28 Etsy »

Here's a slightly batty idea for Halloween. Batwings for your shoes! The leather flappers fit over the eyelets of your shoes or boots, and secure with your laces to create a festive vibe during spooky season, or a Goth...

Whirly Board Spinning Balance Board & Agility Trainer

$143.96 Amazon »

The Whirly Board says it's fun for all skill levels! But, I'd imagine, pretty miserable for those with no skills at all. Made for exercise, sports training, injury recovery, and people into the whole "active standing"...