Area 51 5-Foot Glow-in-the-Dark Alien Statue
This Alien Statue from Area 51 is pretty much life-size (I mean, aliens seem pretty short, right) at 5 feet tall, and glows outer-space-radioactive green in the dark, so it's obviously a choice pick for anyone getting...
Wine Enthusiast 6-Bottle Mini Wine Fridge
Chill out. With a wine chiller, and all 6 bottles of wine contained within it, courtesy of this mini wine fridge from Wine Enthusiast. The oeno-fan brand's 6-Bottle Countertop Wine Cooler does exactly what its name say...
NoCry Home & Gardening Knee Pads
No woman, NoCry. No dude, no dad, and no mama NoCry either, if you give them a pair of these home and gardening knee pads. The maintenance, construction, and yard work companions pad and protect your ache-prone knee joints...
April is, of course, home to the great April holidays of Easter, April Fool's Day, and 4/20. But with the exception of that last one, for which I crafted a special Smokin' Hot Gifts for Weed Enthusiasts round-up, none made much of a dent in Dude's must see products for April 2022. Oh well. I'd rather...
MattressJack Mattress Elevator for Easy Bed Making
The MattressJack is sold as an inflatable mattress lifter - or elevator, if you prefer that branding - that makes making the bed easier for the elderly and people with chronic pain. But what about me? And you? We dudes...
Lamp+ Interactive Content Projection Lamp
The Lamp+ from Swiss tech firm is an office gadget that projects content from its overhead pendant light onto the desk, conference table, or other work surface below. Projected content is controlled by ABUSIZZ Haptic...
Spinning Cat Scratcher Ball
Watch your cat have a ball with this spinning catch scratcher toy. Available in 2 sizes, the natural sisal ball adds another dimension of interest and satisfaction for your kitty and its claws mounted to a triangular...
Disco Ball Helmet
This party is DOT-approved. The Disco Ball Helmet is a dazzling piece of headwear, made by Disco 2 Disco (who else?) to help you shine at your next festival, photoshoot, cosplay convention, or walk to the grocery store...
Nike ISPA Link Modular Sneakers
Coming June 2022 to a Swoosh store near you: Nike ISPA Links. Fly modular sneakers with 3 interlocking pieces that connect without glue. And when I say "fly," I don't mean fly-ass. I mean fly-eye. As in, what the soles...
These 15 items that help you when you're lost will find north, map routes, illuminate dark spaces, and, when all else fails, SOS your stranded self some help. In other words, they will pretty much ensure you dudes and ladies can now go where no dudes and ladies have gone before. Or rather, where...
Plufl: The Dog Bed for Humans
Welp, we've got dog food for humans, so why not dog beds for humans? Thank you Soylent, and now, Plufl. Plufl is basically a big ol' human-sized dog bed, designed by "avid nappers" Noah and Yuki to create the ultimate...
The Golden Girls Ankle Socks
I know it's going to be a happy Mother's Day this year, when I give these Golden Girls Ankle Socks as a gift to my mama. A 5-strong set, with pairs mugging pretty damn accurate drawings of Sofia, Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy...
Tenga Flex Spiraling Male Masturbator
Wanna see the Tenga...Flex? Yeah you do, and not because this male masturbator has hard, rippling muscles that will make you feel like an inadequate piece of shit. On the contrary , it's because the Tenga Flex has soft...
Material Bitcoin Wallet
Styled and sized like a credit card, the Material Bitcoin Wallet aims to be a robust, non-electronic solution to Bitcoin storage and use. (And, yes, that's Bitcoin and Bitcoin only, owners of Ethereum, Tether, and other...
Outdoor Waterproof Lunar Light
Make it a full moon - and an excuse for everyone around to act full-moon loony - every night with this lunar light from Apollo Box. Made of acrylic and iron, the Full Moon Light is IP54 waterproof for outdoor installation...
Buff Baby Speed Bag Hanging Toy
Does your baby have a sick right hook? A certain-nose-bleed front kick? A surprise wee-to-the-kisser move? The Buff Baby Speed Bag is a crib or carrier hanging toy that will help hone their skills on something other than...
Mother's Day Kentucky Fried Buckquet
The Kentucky Fried Buckquet, available between May 1 and May 3, 2022 to honor Mother's Day, isn't as cool as it sounds. Which is unfortunate, because it sounds awwwesommme...
Hole-in-the-Bucket Pen & Pencil Holder
When Dear Henry tells Dear Liza about the hole in the bucket of this clever pen and pencil holder, he might get a kiss instead of a face palm for once. As a gift for the office, addition to your home desktop, or even...
Jealous Devil Onyx Binchotan Charcoal
What is Binchotan charcoal? With a name and packaging as sick as "Jealous Devil Onyx Binchotan Charcoal," clearly it's something that's going to turn me into a grilling ninja. A kebab samurai. A BBQ shogun. A hibachi...OK...
MARBOLOUS Modern, Mechanical Marble Track
You. Look. MARBOLOUS! MARBOLOUS, indeed, you mesmerizing marble track going all kinetic with your artfulness on my desktop. The MARBOLOUS marble track is an ode to the popular childhood toy that German BFFs Baffy and...
White Desert Sky Pods at Echo Camp in Antarctica
Escape to the future...I mean outer space...I mean Antarctica with the stay of a lifetime in one of these Sky Pods at White Desert's Echo Camp...
Travis Barker Skull Bowl
The Skull Bowl is part of Buster + Punch's Travis Barker Collaboration, a collection that also includes candlesticks, cabinet knobs, door stops, drum keys, and pendants. All skulls. All day long. All too available in...
Zippo FireFast Bellows
You can't slip Zippo's FireFast Bellows into your pocket like this little blow-it fire starter, but then again, the FireFast Bellows isn't for little fires. And as its name suggests, the Zippo brand of flame stoker doesn't...
Chilly Ghost Pepper Toothpaste
Do you like big, bold, whack-you-in-the-face flavors...in your toothpaste? Then grab a tube of Chilly and let this ghost pepper and twice-mentholated toothpaste take you from the blistering heat of Death Valley to the...