MONITREE - Living Computer Monitor Vines
MONITREE isn't really a money tree, but if you're of the mind that plants make your life richer, these living computer monitor vines should indeed increase your emotional net worth...
Cadbury Dairy Milk Egg 'n' Spoon with Oreo Filling
Oooh, Cadbury is laying an O-R-E-G-G right in our laps this Easter. Their Cadbury Dairy Milk Egg 'n' Spoon line sees a sizable fowl fetus filled with, not creme, not caramel, not a baby chicken, but Oreo filling!...
Bacon-Scented Rubber Flying Disc for Dogs
Does your dog do back flips for bacon? Freak out over flying discs? Well, imagine the total spastic meltdown he's going to have over this bacon-scented rubber flying disc from Kobe. Bacon and fetch together! The Great...
Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls
If you ask me, Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls are pretty silly. But also if you ask me, Gender Reveal Exploding Golf Balls are a helluva lot better than Gender Reveal Exploding Fireworks That End Up Causing One of...
LEBAND Lumbar Back Support for Office Chairs
It's cool, bro back, I'm with LEBAND. The LEBAND Lumbar Back Support is an ergonomic attachment designed to align and cradle the entire back to help relieve pain in the upper, middle, and lower areas, as well as reduce...
Bowler Hat Wall Sconce
Hey, Chappy, how's about a Chaplin chapeau for your ch-...er, wall? This Bowler Hat Wall Sconce is a charming piece of household lighting suitable for solo installation, or scattered about the room like a hat rack that...
Phone Umbrella - Anti-Glare Sunshade for Smartphones
Anti-glare sunshades for smartphones are becoming the new, like, face masks for humans. I'm seeing them everywhere now, in an array of styles and colors and...OK, fine. I've seen 2 anti-glare sunshades for smartphones...
Kichler Kyte Modern Ceiling Fan
I like the modern look of the Kichler Kyte Ceiling Fan. Very cool indeed. Wonder how many fingers it would shear off if I touched its giant spinning pan in motion. And I'm thinking total knockout + concussion if it hit...
MecArmy PS14 Super Bright Tactical Flashlight
The MecArmy PS14 is a 1200-lumen tactical flashlight able to shine its super bright beam, in full, around 330'. It is IPX8 water-resistant for use even in heavy rains, and even has a trident tail section for emergency...
The Man Fork
Eat like a pig...er, I mean, a man...a man pig (!) with The Man Fork from Clever Donkey. With 50% more tines than the average fork, this 6-pronged piece of silverware will have you spearing steak, scooping stir fries...
E139: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 139 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Instant Sandwich Decruster & Sealer
Obviously, this instant Sandwich Decruster & Sealer is made for kids. Spoiled kids. Kids who expect their parents to waste piles and piles of bread over the years so that they don't have to eat the icky crusts, or suffer...
Dude's must see products for March 2022 get jiggy with it. And by that I mean they satisfy normal urges in a strange, jiggy if you will, kind of way. Craving chocolate? Try ChoClits. Jonesing for sexy time? How about with a giant Kraken Dildo? In the mood to speak your mind? Uncle Bekah's Inappropriate...
The LEGO Maxifigure - Life-Size LEGO Minifigure
I'm not even going to pretend like a 5'6" LEGO minifigure - sorry, LEGO Maxifigure - isn't an April Fool's joke. Especially since, while the idea for the gag is a good one, LEGO couldn't put more than a modicum of effort...
Penis Fishing Lure
UFISH USA puts the following note about their Penis Fishing Lure at the end of the rod-for-a-rod's description, but I think it merits stating right upfront: "PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT A SEXUAL TOY, THIS IS A REALISTIC...
Aged & Ore Bottle Flight Boozy Travel Set
TSA-approved! Well...maybe not their contents. But Aged & Ore's Bottle Flight, does pass muster in terms of the 3-ounce capacity of each container included in the boozy travel set.
Inside the Bottle Flight's zippered...
The Exotic Blades Shop Knuckle Duster Axe
Knuckle duster meets axe. Is that a good idea? Certainly the axe won't fall out of your hand when you use it to chop whatever's on the chopping block today, but again I ask, is that a good idea? All those steel spacers...
Matador Meggings - Leggings for Men
Not sure Matador Meggings are right for you, dudes? Not sure any leggings, even those designed especially for men and their anatomies, are masculine enough for a place on your legs and crotchal region? Well. Matador Meggings...
uKeg Twist Portable Seltzer Maker & Dispenser
Leave the 6-pack of White Claw at home, and enjoy your hard seltzer homemade and straight from the source with the uKeg Twist Seltzer Maker. Available in 24- and 36-ounce sizes, GrowlerWerks' fizzy drink maker looks like...
Pizza Pan & Skillet Gripper
Open wide, and get ready for a big bite of...cast iron. Or maybe it's aluminum on the menu for you tonight, pizza pan and skillet gripper. Made by Chef Pomodoro, the Pizza Pan Gripper is a wrench-style tool made to help...
Mouse Melon Seeds
Looks like a watermelon, tastes like a cucumber, pops like a grape. Mouse Melons are itty bitty relatives of the cucumber that look, delightfully, like watermelons sized for your action figures. Or, perhaps in a less...
Tekto Gear Amber Automatic Knife
The Amber OTF automatic knife from Tekto Gear pairs a corrosion-resistant chrome steel blade with a deep red, marbled wood for a piece of EDC you may be more keen to show off on the outside of your pocket than to hide...
Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear
All you need to stay afloat this summer is a pair of Inflatable Beach Ball Underwear! A swimsuit and life raft in one!...
BLVD Chromb Car & Truck Combs & Bottle Openers
Baby, you can drive my car / Yes, I'm gonna be...in the passenger seat sprucing up my hair and beard with one of BLVD Chromb's car and truck combs. Then I'll use the bottle opener at the end to pop open a nice summer...