Sara Hayat Modular Tetris Couches
T3 and T4 are the unassuming names for the very standout Tetris-style couches Sara Hayat includes in her modular furniture collection. A pile of colorful tetromino cushions link together to form a clean, modern sofa...
Kraken Dildo
Unleash the Kraken Dildo! Seven inches long and suction-cup ready for anal penetration! ... Uh, what? On second thought, dude, keep that thing to yourself. I'm still reeling over the Corn Dog Butt Plug...
Tyson 2.0 Mike Bites - Cannabis Gummy Ears
Mike Bites. Now this is the kind of earful I'd take gladly. No real human body parts or nagging from my mama required with Mike Tyson's cannabis gummy ears, just a chill night and better sleep. And a bit of glee sinking...
NutBustir Drill Attachment Mixer for Peanut Butter
I think this natural peanut butter mixer that attaches to your power drill is called NutBustir because NutBuster was already taken by a locking tune stabilizing system for guitars. And also, every Karen out there...
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Iguana Smart Sack - App-Enabled Bluetooth Hacky Sack
The Iguana Smart Sack, being app-enabled with a Bluetooth sensor insert, is smart...yes. I guess. Technically. But take a look at its app interface, which reminds me of the Oregon Trail screen on my Apple IIGS. The lithium...
Bulova Computron D-Cave Watch
What NFTime is it? It's Bulova Computron D-Cave Watch time. Physical meets Metaverse in watchmaker Bulova's retro-futuristic collaboration with digital cultural space D-Cave, resulting in a timepiece that pays tribute...
Pontos Packable Kayak
Pontos is tossing their packable kayak into the mix of small vessels debuting for Summer 2022's boating season. And I mean, literally tossing it. The Pontos kayak weighs only around 7 pounds, and packs down to a size...
The Change Game - Next Level Quarters Game
In today's world, The Change Game could mean anything. A TikTok challenge that times who can change from work clothes to sweats the fastest (in honor of and sympathy with those of us returning to our offices.) A bit of...
Folk Art Erotic Guns (NSFW)
Now this is an interesting take on how to cock a gun. Dudes, I know the term "art" has a broad, very broad, definition, and these "Folk Art Erotic Guns" from Mexico aren't even close to the most bawdy sculptures ever...
LavaBox Ammo Can Portable Propane Campfire
Created in Colorado by a group of raft guides, LavaBox is a portable, forest fire safe(r) propane campfire housed inside a military ammo can. It produces no smoke, embers, or ashes, and the amount of firewood and charcoal...
Terra Nova Bothy Bag - 4-Person Emergency Shelter
I see your bivy sack, and raise you the Terra Nova Bothy Bag, a lightweight emergency shelter erected and held in place by your own body weight and form. Or rather, your own and your friend Cornelius'. Or, given this...
E136: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 136 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Ujjo Hot Sauce for Coffee
Mama Mia, that's a spicy m-...cup of coffee? Ujjo hot sauce for coffee is here to spice up your morning brew. In a good way, if you agree that Lauren D'Souza's hours of experimenting and taste testing during quarantine...
The Decimator Carbon Fiber Pickleball Paddle Set
I cannot say that I've ever played pickleball, but calling this carbon fiber pickleball paddle set "The Decimator" sure makes it sound a lot more formidable than the name "pickleball." Which always just makes me think...
RotoShovel - Handheld Automatic Shovel
"With RotoShovel, you can drill it, dig it, scoop it, or plant it!" Ugh, battery-operated automatic shovel making it easier or not, none of those activities sound fun to me. But, alas, I have a mama, and my mama has demands...
Seletti Daily Glow Soap Lamp
I guess Seletti named their Soap Lamp Daily Glow because Skyrim had already taken Cleansing Light. And actually, Daily Glow is a whole series of accent lamps from the funky Italian design firm; you can also get yourself...
Free Hugs Xenomorph Decal
You need a hug? I'd be careful what you wish for. ... Unless you're one of my arch nemeses, such as my ex-girlfriend Karen or my Aunt Jan, in which case, free hugs all around, courtesy of this Free Hugs Xenomorph Decal...
Uncle Bekah's Inappropriate Trucker Hats (NSFW)
Cover up your bad hair, and score yourself some evil glares with Uncle Bekah's Inappropriate Trucker Hats. Mama may have told you if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all, but Uncle Bekah believes...
Zero Gravity Lounge Chair with Shade Canopy
I've had enough Netflix & Chill for the year, I'm ready for some Pool Time & Chill, some Sandy Beach & Chill, some Back Patio, BBQ & Chill on a Zero Gravity Lounge Chair - with shade canopy! - to take it from here...
Handso Soap Holder & Sponge Combo
Handso claims to be the world's first soap holder and sponge combo. A soap dish you can use like a sponge. A soap storer and body washer in one. I don't keep saying it in different ways to try to wrap my head around Handso...
Upside Down Wooden Tissue Box & Storage Shelf
Good news: this upside down wood tissue box and storage shelf calls on the power of gravity to help prevent the tissue that comes after the one you grab from getting stuck inside of the box. Bad news: if gravity isn't...
Essential Oil Diffuser Air Freshener for Car Vents
I approve of the idea of car air fresheners, because most cars I've been in without them smell of stale fast food, b.o., farts, and, if there's any in the household, dog. However, most cars I've been in with air fresheners...
In February 2022, I kicked up my coverage of crowdfunding projects. Either because there were a lot of cool crowdfunding projects out there, or because I received a lot of crowdfunding project roundups and tip sheets, and was simply too lazy to search for cool products elsewhere. What can I say...