Based on Belgium's Manneken Pis, this Pee My Plants Watering Statue is...pretty dumb. Not only because it's a silly gag gift statue of a boy pissing on houseplants to water them, but because to use the Pee My Plants Watering...

Whale, whale, whale, what do we have here? This Wooden Whale Pendant Light from Beavers Craft will certainly make a splash as your new living or dining room chandelier, not to mention the perfect follow-up encounter for...

Five-finger shoes meet...um...a stone man's toenails and some truck tire treads?...in The Cryptide, a 3D printed sneaker created by German designer and architect Stephan Henrich, in collaboration with Swiss 3D printer...

Walk. Work. Walk while working. Work while walking. Ugh. It's like a bunch of F-words in a row, but with Ws. And speaking of F-words, F Walkolution manual treadmill desks. It's bad enough I have to perform mental gymnastics...

Apparently these Kids' Helper Towers, ladder-style step stools that convert to tables and desks, are pretty common amongst the child-having. But I, being a child-free dude, saw this one from PID Kids and was all, Daaaaang!...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: no one ever suspects the Monarch winged sleeping bag*. Not even Mother Nature. Whether she's looking to freeze you to the bone, or douse you in her summer sweats, ust's Monarch...

Cliiimb eeevry mountain...or save yourself the physical labor and just hang the best of them on your wall, courtesy of the physical labors - and creative vision - of Buttons & Pearl. The Nashville-based shop handmakes...

"There is no better way to explore all of handheld gaming history than with Pocket." Granted, those are Analogue's words, not mine. And Analogue is the maker of Pocket, a handheld multi video game system with a tribute-to-Game-Boy...

This Industrial Storage Dresser looks great! Like an old file cabinet or set of apothecary drawers. And, also like an old file cabinet or set of apothecary drawers, each drawer in the Industrial Storage Dresser looks...

Of course EverBlock can't say it out loud, but one look at these big ol' building blocks, and it's obvious what they are: life-size LEGOs! I first wrote about EverBlocks in 2015, but with the pandemic and WFH requirements...

Meep MealCubes see SquarEat's Food Block Meals, and raise them...gummies. Another quick, dirty, and preternaturally preservable way to get your daily nutrients, Meepo MealCubes pack their protein, carbs, fat, vitamins...

Cake Pops, you're out. Cake Push Pops...Get! In! Mah! Belly! I'm not even a rainbows 'n' sprinkles kind of dude, but these stacked, spongy Roy G Biv treats from Flour Shop are making me all Veruca Salt levels of covetous...

A dude in an Ice Barrel? A 100-gallon barrel filled with water and...ice? This photo is a still of a torture scene they're filming for some, like, Russian spy movie right? Gah! And I thought the Glacial Shower was a ridonkulous...

cactus, makers of the Groomatic, say cats are going to love this automatic grooming brush. But I wonder if cats could possibly love the Groomatic more than I love watching them use it. All that feline rubbing and nestling...

The Emerge Home is a forthcoming VR companion for the Oculus Quest 2 virtual reality headset. A very, you could say, touchy-feely companion. The Emerge Home system uses the Emerge Wave-1, a device that emits ultrasonic...

Oooo, da ball's flyin' back at my face. Better punch it again or it's gonna fall! The OODA Ball combines the weight of a medicine ball, with the tactile sensation of a boxing bag, with the bounceback-right-at-your-kisser...

The Flez 2 is a modular sofa design from Nick Potter. Backless, armless triangular seat cushions sit on similarly-shaped wood bases, allowing loungers to use the segments individually, or push them together to form squares...

Welcome to Edition 133 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

Leave your enemies be, and hack up the ones you love with this Viking Pizza Cutting Axe. And by the ones you love, of course I mean the Sausage Supremes, the Margheritas, the Veggie Lovers, and the Pepperonis...

Banana Vase seller Kiwimana, in promoting their tropical fruit flower jardiniere, asks, "Who do not love banana?" To which I respond, "Who do not indeed! Everyone love banana! And this Dude especially love Banana Vase!"...

Platform 9-3/4 headed straight to...the opportunity to snag one of these superb 3D Magic Castle Notepads (i.e., 3D Hogwarts They Can't Call Hogwarts Notepads.) Carved out of a stack of paper you can really tear and use...

Be Stillness my heart! Kohler's Stillness freestanding bath, a whole spa experience tucked into a trendy smart tub, won't be available until the end of March 2022, but I'm sure my wife - and yours - will accept an IOU...