Charlie Brown Cashmere Sweater
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- Charlie Brown T-Shirt - $16.99
- Charlie Brown Costume - Head Included - $21.99
- Snoopy Wacky Waker Alarm Clock - $12.89
- Peanuts Sheets - $16.74
Who'd have thought Charlie Brown had such expensive tastes? Particularly when Lucy continuously grass stains up his shirts with her football shenanigans. But for all you Charlie Brown high rollers out there who want to drop a grand on a Charlie Brown Cashmere Sweater, have I got a deal for you. Italian-crafted by Michael Bastian, the Peanuts phenom crew neck is luxuriously...uh...mustard yellow with a black horizontal lightning bolt running across its front and back. Vendor Mr. Porter suggests pairing the cashmere delicacy with "classic selvedge denim and a robust leather jacket." I suggest wearing it with a beagle.
Muchas danke to Incredible Things.
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