Design

The Like Sitting on Air Stool

$466 Studio Toer »

Possible Dome Stool Disclaimer: "Toer designed a stool that gives the appearance of sitting on air." Appearance? As in looks like one is sitting on air, not that one experiences the buttock tactile sensation of sitting...

DJ Leggings

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I have to admit, part of the reason I like these DJ Leggings is that they make it look like you can just temporarily unplug a girl's tubes to keep her from getting pregnant. Which, to whomever out there is working on...

Les Frites Bustier

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This seems like a bad idea. When I see a plate of fries that isn't mine, I instantly begin salivating, fighting the urge to grab a handful and shove them in my mouth. I can't image seeing a rack of fries that isn't mine...

R2D2 Flash Drive Cuff Links

Sold Out Amazon »

I guess because they're made of silver-plated enamel. Oh, and officially licensed by the Grand Poobahs of greed, Lucasfilm. That's the answer to your Why are R2D2 USB flash drive cuff links so effin' expensive?! question...

Tritium Keychains

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Two things. One maybe you already know, one probably you don't. 1) Tritium is a radioactive isotope of hydrogen, and its natural occurrence on earth is extremely rare. However, the dopeness that is humankind can produce...

X-Ray Leggings

$90 Nike »

X-Ray Leggings have images of real bones digitally printed on their front and back. With an inexplicable collection of screws, broken femurs, and hip replacements decorating the gluteus maximus side. Oh, actually the...

Batman Contact Lenses

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Batman. He's conquered the comics. He's conquered the big screen. He's conquered Lycra and plastic composites armor. Now, he's here to take on eyeballs. Batman Contact Lenses make their wearers one with the Dark Knight's...

The BevBuckle

$34.99 The Beer Buckle »

BevBuckle! It was on Shark Tank. I didn't see the episode, but that's what it says all over the Internet, so it must be true. Respectable programming like Shark Tank wouldn't allow a retractable booze-holding belt buckle...

"Hold Me, Aliens" Coat

Well, maybe it's just called the "Hold Me" coat, but this bizarrre gem from Si Chan's fall collection of handsy fashion looks like a line of little green men flanking the zipper--and the wearer's torso--to me. Chan explains...

Calligraphuck Profane Greeting Cards

$6.50 Calligraphuck »

What do you get when you add two parts graphic designer to one part comedian? According to Linus Boman, the answer is Calligraphuck. Boman's brainchild, Calligraphuck Profane Greeting Cards, combines famed flourishes...

Nintendo Controller Briefcase

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If you're gonna make a Nintendo Controller Briefcase, might as well make it look like one that should be handcuffed to the carrier's wrist. There's no way anyone's getting through TSA without a cavity search carrying...

Alien Facehugger Corset

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I just cracked the ever-loving Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Alien vs. Predator, and Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem out of my knee cap on the corner of a coffee table, but somehow, as I gaze upon the Chesthugger...

Star Trek Towels

$29.99 ThinkGeek »

What's the first thing you like to think of when you step out of the shower? If you said William Shatner, have I got a bath towel for you. Star Trek Towels turn drying off after bath time, beach time, and backyard dunk...

Batman Party Invitations

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Set the tone for your super party with some super invitations. No envelope needed! When you open the bat covered flaps the invitation is inside. Constructed from high quality cardstock, the invitations are quite sturdy...

Street Art Walls Notebook

$4.82 Amazon »

Practice your best Banksy rip-off on 80+ pages of New York City walls in this cleverly designed notebook. I guess if you come up with something decent, you can search out the real scene and replicate it. Then go to jail...

Porcelain Skulls

These remind me of the inside of a seashell combined with the skull of a superhuman... like Tom Cruise, Angelina Jolie or Larry David. I think these are the type of pieces that you can't own if you also own little kids...