Jewelry

You gotta be a big fan of Michael Myers, Halloween, horror movies, and/or creeping people out to drop $650 on a 14K Gold Michael Myers Pendant. It's not even made of hand-cut diamonds - though I'm sure there's some cutting...

Maybe she calls herself a queen. Maybe she calls herself a princess. She's definitely some level of royalty. So I think it's time to bow down and crown her. No, lower. Nooooo...not that low. This crown is for her nipple...

Shine bright like a...piece of Patagonian virapita wearing this titanium band engagement ring topped with a radiant-cut piece of wood. A good 3 carats from the looks of it...

Can't find an Octopus Teacher? How about an Ursula Octopus Bracelet instead? Can't find the unleashed Kraken? How about an Ursula Octopus Bracelet instead? Can't find a unicorn gift for your girlfriend? How about an Ursula...

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways on my Abacus Ring. One...two...three...four...

Listen, ladies, if you were wearing one of Wood All Good's Aurora Borealis Necklaces, you would have to cut me some slack. Yes, I would be staring at your chesticular area for a long period of time. But I swear, I wouldn't...

Are these 3D animal earrings - 3D in both style and printing - not the most adorable skin skewers you've ever seen? From the cat that looks pissed to be stuck hanging from a lobe, to the narwhal who's wondering why he...

Not only does Stark Contrasts make 3D-printed Sword Earrings, Stark Contrasts makes 3D-printed She-Ra: Princess of Power Sword Earrings! Holy Etheria, Swift Wind, I thought I'd hit the jackpot with Astrosex, but Sword...

There are some cooooool cats over at Substance Jewelry making these Dune Futuristic Rings - and really all the rings available in the designers' Etsy shop. Each of the Dune Ring listings kicks off with a quote from Frank...

Didn't get that hippopotamus for Christmas? How about a Happy Hippo Ring instead? Those denied cats, dogs, snakes, cockatoos, koalas, and frog princes, Good After Nine has its finger on the pulse of your disappointment...

Let everyone know how you're faring this year with a Personalized Glowing Life Bar Pin. The horizontal health meters charge up in sunlight, and then glow neon green in the dark at your choice of Full Life, Mostly Alive...

His name is Rrrico. Rrrico Pave. This sold 18K gold and diamond pave skull ring sees 2.9 carats of ethically sourced South African diamonds embedded flush and showy in a human-style skull made in your choice of hollow...

Your woman sure as shiny baubles won't be singin' out to Santa Baby this year if her Dude Baby gets her one of Tiffany & Co.'s Advent Calendars. Twenty-four days of diamonds and drop earrings, platinum and pendants, and...

The story of Manly Bands wedding bands starts with a proposal and ends with a couple taking two sets of vows: one to each other; and the other to people like themselves who are "horrified" with their experience of shopping...

The alluring glow of the Voltage Ring might look familiar to Dude readers, reminding you of these luminescent forged carbon fiber rings from Carbon6. And indeed, John Paul Easley of Carbon6 had a hand in their creation...

The Shark Learns to Fly Necklace isn't artist Teresa Chadwick's first time at the Whimsical Clay Rodeo. I first saw her Etsy shop, Curious Burrow, about 6 years ago when she won me over with her Sloth Rings. I hadn't...

Oooh, the Vesper Vibrator Necklace also comes in a 24K gold version in case you're still compiling your adults only Easter basket, or need a gift for Mother's Day...

Wallis Reid's line of men's wedding bands and engagement rings are stunners in 18K gold, oxidized sterling silver, and raw diamonds. Dark without going goth, wild without looking messy, if you're a dude into statement...

Sofia Ajram calls this the "Tender Abduction UFO Earring." As in, some poor soul is getting abducted by an alien UFO that landed in your earlobe, but the delicate little ship is going to do it tenderly...

Chainmail Creations invites you to share some medieval style with your loved ones - or the other fanatics at the Renaissance Faire - this holiday season with their collection of handmade chainmail bracelets. Bracelets...

While pretty in their pearl and flower styles, Defender Rings carry a deeper purpose under their surface. Figuratively and literally. The self defense rings for women have baubles on top that unscrew to reveal a sharp...

MecArmy has made a formidable Titanium Tactical Ring for dudes. In addition to its industrial, and sort of intimidating, design, the ring make the perfect gift for a man who enjoys the intense glow of tritium, the satisfying...

Three Wolf Moon, meet Three Skull Diamond Eyes. This ring from DeMer Jewelry might not be your next solid gold meme, but if you've got the money and the gothic sensibilities, it could be your next solid gold piece of...