Jewelry

Octopus Ear Cuff

$49 Etsy »

From the depths of the oceanic abyss, the Kraken emerges. He crawls into your bed as you slumber, creeping up your leg, tentacles enveloping your torso as he makes his way north, closer and closer, readying his inescapable...

Star Wars Huttese Translator Ring

$19.99 Amazon »

Communication, so the saying goes, is key. How appropriate then for the bilinguists of the Galactic Republic to provide us with this Translator Ring, a finger-sized key to communicating with the Huttese. Imagine how Jabba...

Mario 1-Up Necklace

$14 Etsy »

Critical Hit Collectibles, likewise purveyor of the Glowing Hadouken Necklace from Street Fighter and the Glowing Life Bar Necklace from The Legend of Zelda, releases their latest neck candy, this time 8-bit Super Mario...

State Quarter Rings

$29.95 Etsy »

New York, Arizona, Texas, Alabama, it's time to represent. Brent Emily bends and molds state quarters into custom rings for all Americans, as well as residents of Puerto Rico, Guam, and California, with homeland pride...

Moonglow Rings

$275 - $375 Black Badger »

Moonglow Rings take minimalistic colored and metal bands on a trip through classic sci-fi adventures when the lights go out. Though Black Badger Advanced Composites' glow-in-the-dark finger decor comes from Sweden, not...

Out for Blood Bracelet

$28.80 That's Pretty »

Here's a little bloody something for Halloween. Or any day you're feeling morbid. And while at first I thought the Out for Blood bracelet was made from the cheap rubbery plastic stuff my sister used to melt into amoebic...

Glowing Hadouken Necklace

$16 Etsy »

A necklace with punch (oh, come on, if I hadn't said it, everyone else would have). Two flavors of punch, to be exact: the Hadouken ↓, ↘, → kind, and the lights-out, indigo-blue-glowing kind. Street...

Pool Ball Rings

$160 Supermarket »

For 8-ball macs, pool hall hustlers, and billiards champ groupies (uh, the three of you who exist). Eleanor Salazar carves each of her rings from a real pool ball in right-angle or rounded form. No two are identical...

Angel Ring

$255 Etsy »

Does wearing this persuasion of winged creature on our middle fingers make flipping someone the bird an act of goodwill? When the angels on our shoulders travel south and set up shop on Tallman, is the urge to raise him...

Diablo Health Orb Necklace

Discontinued

It's wearable life energy, courtesy of Stephanie Williams' Diablo Health Orb Necklaces. She stealthily scours the Arena, capturing slain monsters' unclaimed floating rewards, and then suspends them in silver plated pendants...

Vampire Hunter Trophy Fangs

Sold Out Etsy »

Abe Lincoln isn't the only one who can spout off at the mouth about his entirely fabricated vampire hunting adventures. I can make shit up just as well as a dead president. For example, I scored this set of vamper fangs...

Mr. Mustache with Fedora Ring

Just when I thought the whimsically crowd-pleasing mustache had danced its way onto every medium on the block, Smiling SilverSmith introduces one more. A wraparound mustache finger ring. But not only that. A wraparound...

Dragon Wrap Earring

$28.18 Amazon »

Will you name the fire breather coiled around your ear Viserion, Rhaegal, or Drogon? Add a little Daenerys Targaryen to your wardrobe with a menacing, yet somehow cuddly-loooking Dragon Wrap Earring. Its tail extends...

Resident Evil Virus Capsule Jewelry

Discontinued

The months leading up to Resident Evil 6's anticipated November 2012 release should be filled with wishful speculation, ripples of spoilers, and inexplicable urges to quell the suspense by amassing random bits of RE merch...

Iron Man Power Band

$199.99 ThinkGeek »

Robert Downey Jr. is almost as cool as Tony Stark, and the fact that RDJ is wearing the Iron Man Magtitan New Legend Power Bands while playing Tony Stark in the new Avengers movie, and the Power Bands ThinkGeek is selling...

Doctor Who TARDIS Necklace

$28 Etsy »

Time Machine Jewelry interprets TARDIS approaching the Untempered Schism in this steampunk-esque pendant hanging from a 20" chain. Stare into the hypnotizing movement and gears of its vintage silver and gold pocket watches...

Skeleton King Triple Knuckle Ring

$22.75 Galibardy »

The Skeleton King and his sword are here to protect your honor, your purity, and your Pointer, Tallman, and Ringman. (Sorry, Pinky, but the English are responsible for this triple knuckle duster. If you want your own...

Chicken on the Spit Ring

$500 Custom Made »

Who'da thunk a ring flaunting a Crayola yellow chicken roasting over an open flame would be in the repertoire of a museum-quality jewelry designer and metalworker? And really, in what frame of mind must creator Andy Cooperman...

Zombie Jesus Pendants

$60 Etsy »

Say hello to Zombie Jesus, replete with putrefying flesh, and oozy bloody matter. This Easter, you may want to think twice before taking communion. Etsy vendor ChewsBrains (awesome, right?) hand carves the Lord's face...

Grass Knuckles - Living Jewelry

Discontinued

When it comes to living things, are you more into cultivating them, or popping them in the jaw? Icelandic industrial designer Hafsteinn Juliusson's live grass knuckles are brilliantly executed wearable flora for the half...

Cremation Ash Diamonds

$3,499 LifeGem »

From ashes to ashes...to bedazzled ashes. Gone are the days of keeping the deceased in our hearts. In their place? Keeping the deceased around our fingers, atop our wrists, or dangling from our necks. LifeGem diamonds...

Cut My Head Off Necklace

Sold Out Etsy »

The irony is, whomever you present this little trinket of awesome to is going to rip your head off as soon as the meaning sets in. Still, it's so flippin' clever and amusing, the resultant shouting match, firing, divorce...

Bear Trap Necklace

The Bear Trap necklace. For when you need a little help landing that burly, bearded, beer-guzzlin', F-150-nuzzlin', buck-poppin', wood-choppin', bar-brawl-squelchin', Star-Spangled-Banner-belchin' homosexual in Carhartts...

Tiny Best Friends Necklace - Pee and Poo

$33 Etsy »

Best friend relationships are difficult. It seems there always has to be a leader and a follower. How these roles are formed is a question best left to someone other then me. But these two, pee and poo, seem to have it...