Jewelry

Knuckle Duster Engagement Rings

$425 Kate Mess »

When you can't remember if Mama said you can't hurry love, or if Mama said knock you out, it's best to cover all bases. These gleaming symbols of betrothal let everyone you encounter know you are blissfully off the market...

Israeli Bullet Rings

Discontinued

Where on earth are there enough spent bullets lying around to support the production of an entire line of jewelry? Detroit? St. Louis? Probably, but now where on earth does the local population also have the artistic...

Skull Ring

Discontinued

Skulls used to symbolize death and mayhem, but now we have zombies and vampires and the possibility of a Rolling Stones 50th Anniversary tour to symbolize death and mayhem, so today skulls are just cute, cuddly little...

Turntable Ring

$351 OYE Modern »

This Christmas, give a turntable ring to your favorite 50-something frenemy along with a copy of A Visit from the Goon Squad, and grab a front row seat for the launch Mid-Life Crisis Part II. The record is even made of...

Inner Message Ring

$169.99 Infmetry »

It's the relationship and commitment hairshirt! Currently available in "Always" and "Marry me", Inner Message Rings are the perfect way to say, "If you really love me, you'll wear this ring that never stops gouging your...

Alice In Wonderland Ring

Discontinued

If you're going to have a trippy terrarium ring protruding 3 inches from your finger, it may as well be filled with characters from the most bizarre tale of an acid trip ever passed for children's literature. Too bad...

The Halloween Ring

Sold Out Etsy »

A scene from a scary movie is sculpted in polymer clay under a glass dome and you can wear it on your finger. The perfect goth inspired engagement ring perhaps? Certainly a terrific conversation piece at the very least...

Predator Claw Rings

Discontinued

Do you trust your girlfriend or wife? Implicitly? If you're going to let her own these, then you damn well better because she could slice your fat face up real nice and quick with these bad boys. OR she could give you...

The Gunmetal Boombox Watch

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We used to call these "ghetto blaster" watches when I was a kid. Sounds a little racist now. Actually, saying it sounds racist is a little racist, but in and of itself, it isn't racist. I digress. It's a watch made to...

THE ET Ring

Discontinued

ET will be wrapped around your finger... his goofy looking head at least. I feel like I should come up with some kind of phone home joke here, but... I'm not every sitcom on television right now, so I'll pass...

Gotham City Ring

$225 Noir Jewelry »

Having the whole world in your hand is great, but Gotham City around your finger is something few can claim to have. The Ring is solid brass plated in Gunmetal and has Cubic Zirconia stones that make up the windows of...

The Ring Clock

$349 - $399 Ring Clock »

August 2013 Update: Thanks to crowdfunding campaigns, concept products are making their segues into reality much quicker these days. Two years ago, the Ring Clock emerged from a Moving Innovation challenge set forth by...

Zombie Stitch Necklace

$28 Etsy »

The living and the undead are vastly different creatures. But one thing holds true... zombie snitches get zombie stitches. This choker acts as a suture across a non-existent gash in your neck undoubtedly given to you...

The World In A Bottle

$25 Etsy »

Tiny, intricate and detailed. How someone has the patience to do this, I don't know. You have to have very small, steady hands to get into this kind of work I'd imagine. Maybe it's the same person who did this nano origami...

Lil' Jason Necklace

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A smaller cuter version of the always lovable psychopath Jason Voorhees. Complete with signature hockey mask and machete, this Crystal Lake resident hopes to find a safe home between a nice set of breasts...

The iNecklace

Sophisticated. Elegant. Open Source. The iNecklace is a gorgeously machined aluminum pendant with a subtle pulsating LED. Perfect for the playa or with Prada. Made for women who celebrate art, science, engineering and...

Bobcat Eyeball Ring

Discontinued

How many bobcats did this guy have to kill just for these rings? Who cares... it's worth it, because these are awesome. Great for punching people in the face and scaring off every woman that has a visual on you because...

TRON Stainless Steel Black Ring

Discontinued

Do you really want to irritate your wife? Then demand that this be your wedding ring. Why not? Kind of makes a statement to would be criminals too. You're a dude wearing a black steel ring... you're a dude not to be messed...