Living Childfree Decals, T-Shirts & Mugs
- Child Free By Choice T-Shirt - $17.99
- I Love the Smell of No Kids in the Morning Mug - $14.95
- 3 Kids No Money / No Kids 3 Money Mug - $16.95
- Living the DINK Life - $17.98
Who's ready for some DINK humor? Etsy shop Living Childfree's decals, T-shirts, and mugs join the contemporary American phenomenon of expressing one's every belief, contention, and sentiment on a clever sticker, piece of clothing, or cup of coffee. And clever stickers, pieces of clothing, and cups of coffee they are.
I myself happen to be a cat owner rather than a child owner, but while I am amused by the image of a couple with a baby stroller carrying a cat instead of a kid, I'd also call myself a "begrudging" cat owner since may cat, Zanzibar, is my arch nemesis, so my hands-down favorite Living Childfree design is the one of the couple pulling a buggy full of cash. Ha! True. That.
The Nike and Apple slogan parodies are pretty alright too. Of course, sporting any of Living Childfree's decals, T-shirts, or mugs is going to garner the wrath of all Karens and Chads, which will probably delight anyone already enjoying the DINK life. So if that's you, I'd recommend pairing a Living Childfree issue with one of Steven Rhodes' Nostalgia with a Twist of Darkness T-Shirts for the ultimate effect.
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Johnsonville Sizzling Sausage Grill Plus
Are you coming up short in your search to sizzle sausages to supreme succulence sans the swiney mess? Aren't we all, dude, aren't we all. Or rather, we were until the pork masters at Johnsonville cooked up the Sizzling...
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18 Groovy, Gnarly & Dope Gifts for 70s, 80s & 90s Kids
If you were groovy in the 70s, gnarly in the 80s, or dope in the 90s, these 18 throwback gifts are for your own nostalgic self...
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Mind The Gap: A Trivia Game for the Generations
A boomer, a Gen Xer, a Millennial, and a Gen Zer walk into a bar...nah, just kidding. Those 4 would never walk into the same bar, unless, I guess, it was a juice bar. Let's try again. A boomer, a Gen X-er, a Millennial...
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Slap Luggage Tag
Children of the 90s who grew up to be world travelers, check it out. No, slap it out. It's a luggage tag for an entire generation. Kikkerland's Slap Luggage Tag turns the iconic slap bracelet into a piece
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Blockbuster Video Credit Card Skin
"Wow! What a Difference! Blockbuster Video...Credit Card Skin. No, really. This cover for your Visa, AmEx, or debit card isn't just a bit of nostalgia and nerdery for 80s and 90s kids who refuse to let Blockbuster - or...
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First World Problems Pencils
Hey First World Problems, shouldn't your box read "Standard No. 1 Pencils"? Or maybe, "Standard No. 2 (Is Just Fine Because I Tried My Best and Haven't Had My Triple Nonfat No-Foam Latte Yet Today) Pencils"? Or how about...
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Whalecum Mat
Whalecum, my friends. We have nothing but whalecum for you in this house. Spermy the Whale gives a gushing "Hello!" to all guests who cross the threshold in this delightful Whalecum Mat...
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The Disaster Novelist: The 10 Worst Books Ever Written
No, smug smarty pants, I haven't read every book ever written, so I can't say with absolute authority that these are the 10 worst books ever written. But I, along with hundreds of your peers reviewing them on fine online...
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Death By Toys Parody Playsets
Death By Toys Parody Playsets are here to slay your White Elephant and Dirty Santa parties this year thanks to one dude, and one dude alone. Dan Polydoris calls himself a "one-man action figure boutique," and from conception...
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World's Smallest Violin
This is the world's smallest violin, and I'm gonna play it just for you...whiners! So many whiners! At work. On the road. At the checkout line. In my inbox. And the biggest one of all: right there in my bathroom mirror...
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Borrow My Pen Subversive Pen Set
What's that? Can you borrow my pen? You too? You need one? And you? Well. I don't usually do this, but I'm feeling very Oprah today, so...here you go. You get a pen, and you get a pen, and you get a pen, and...oh, I know...
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Nostalgia with a Twist of Darkness T-Shirts
This line of Nostalgia with a Twist of Darkness T-Shirts comes from the dark and nostalgic mind of artist Steven Rhodes. I've included some of my favorites in the images above, but there are dozens more to choose from...