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Crazy Horse Craft Origami Leather Wallets

$38 - $60 Amazon »

Native America meets old world Japan in Crazy Horse Craft's leather origami-style wallets. The minimalist cash and card carriers have a classic, scholarly look, with 2 openings for quick access, and two interior compartments...

Jacob Bromwell Leather Messenger Bag with Flask Holder

$800 - $1k Jacob Bromwell »

Is it OK to bring a flask of whiskey to work if you're carrying it in a case as luxe and beautiful as Jacob Bromwell's Arcanum Leather Messenger Bag? What about to jury duty? Through the TSA line? I think yes. Absolutely...

Cordarounds - Horizontal Corduroy Pants

$98 Beta Brand »

Aerodynamic horizontal corduroys! Less likely to cause crotch combustion! Side pockets that flash the world ninja throwing stars, Mexican Luchadors, or Sasquatch exhibiting various feats of strength, which is way butter...

Bread Slippers

$14.99 - $20.99 Amazon »

It's not just that Bread Slippers exist, it's that Bread Slippers exist in so many styles of toasty foot loaves! French baguette, country white, marble rye, sesame seed, multi-seed, hot dog bun...my blood sugar is spiking...

Fronteer Aqua Solo Sneakers

$145 Fronteer »

A shoe for the postmodern athlete, Fronteer's Aqua Solo sneakers mash up elements of water shoes, hiking boots, and climbing shoes into their laceless, low-top, hiker-style form. And the sneaks' name and inspiration come...

ECCO EXOSTRIKE Dyneema Edition Hiking Boots

$300 ECCO »

ECCO has upgraded their funky, street-style EXOSTRIKE line of hiking boots with Dyneema bonded leather uppers. As ECCO is a company out of Denmark, I wonder if "Dyneema" is Danish for "World's! Strongest! Leather!" Because...

Zombie Bodysuit Halloween Costume

$125 Etsy »

And thanks to the Zombie Bodysuit's Italian Lycra construction, when Halloween is over, ladies, you can wear the sexy sweat-wicker to the gym, and be the sassiest spinner in Soul Cycle or most spirited hip shaker in Zumba...

Tyrion Lannister Mask

Discontinued

Neck-down complications might prevent you from truly fooling anyone, but this ultra-realistic Tyrion Lannister mask will at least transform your face and head into the man, the myth, the imp who drinks and knows things...

Snittens - The Original Snot Mittens

Sold Out Amazon »

First there were mittens, then there were Shittens, and now there are Snittens. Mittens sewn with soft and luxurious fabrics able to absorb 28 times their weight in tears and snot, so the next time you're out in the cold...

Rumpl Puffy Poncho

$179 Rumpl »

If Rumpl's Puffy Coat Blanket isn't hands-free enough for you when you need to keep warm and dry and, say, jump up to cheer or your team or pee in the woods, perhaps the Rumpl Puffy Poncho is the wearable sleeping bag...

Recycled Firefighter The Chief Everyday Carry Backpack

Discontinued

What happens to all the American fire hose, combat boot leather, and firefighter bunker gear that has served its duty and been decommissioned? It gets sent to your wallets, your notebooks, and your Chief everyday carry...

EEZ-Y Inverted Umbrella

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With their Inverted Umbrella EEZ-Y has managed to make the first umbrella turned inside out I don't want to throw on the ground and stomp on because it's turned inside out. And in fact, when this double-sided rain shield's...

Aftercourse Post-Sex Wipes

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Oh boy, a pocket-sized crotch shower! Aftercourse Wipes are post-sex wet wipes designed specifically to clean up sensitive areas of your body that have just bumped and grinded with sensitive areas of someone else's. Or...

BAGOBAGO Backpack Chair

$249.99 Amazon »

BAGOBAGO makes this commuter and travel backpack with a super sweet chair(y) on top. The bag has a built-in stool that folds out of its interior, and locks in place over a stable frame strong enough to hold 285 pounds...

MecArmy Titanium Tactical Ring with Tritium Glow Bars

$55.90 - $69.90 MecArmy »

MecArmy has made a formidable Titanium Tactical Ring for dudes. In addition to its industrial, and sort of intimidating, design, the ring make the perfect gift for a man who enjoys the intense glow of tritium, the satisfying...

Han Solo in Carbonite Inflatable Costume

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Find out exactly what it feels like to be carbon-frozen this Halloween with a Han Solo in Carbonite inflatable costume. Here's hoping the costume's 100% nylon construction will place you in the same type of non-lethal...

Handmade Custom Straight Razor Kit

$350 - $550 ShaveSmith »

I know no one wants to hear about Christmas yet, but if you want to give ShaveSmith's handmade custom straight razor kits as gifts for men this holiday season, better start putting your orders in now. The "handmade" and...

NoSweat Hat Liner & Cap Protection

$39.99 Amazon »

NoSweat Hat Liners are thin, lightweight, absorbent pads that stick on to hats, caps, or helmets to soak up forehead sweat so it doesn't run into your eyes. The liners also help prevent headwear staining and odor buildup...

Casio G-SHOCK Full Metal 5000

$500 G-SHOCK »

Casio's G-SHOCK Full Metal 5000 is an ode to the original G-SHOCK model*, but with enough design and tech upgrades that the watch has gone from Dad with dad bod to Dad with got-into-CrossFit-and-low-carb-diet bod...

Redneck Boot Sandals

Redneck Boot Sandals, this is an old April Fool's joke, right? Maybe that too, but these cowboy boot-flip flop hybrids are also an actual shoe made in Alabama. Or Oklahoma. Or Texas. Or one of those states where it becomes...

RFID-Blocking Leather Passport Holder

$26.99 Amazon »

I got one of these RFID-blocking leather passport holders as a Christmas gift last year. I smiled politely when I opened it and gave the standard, "Oh wow, a leather passport holder. That's great. Thanks." But 8 months...

Zwilling J.A. Henckels 5-Piece Complete Grooming Set

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If Zwilling J.A. Henckels' grooming set contains tips and blades as sharp as the company's kitchen knives, any dude who gets this luxury collection of tweezers and scissors and clippers is going to look clean and dashing...

Sweet Sweat Thermogenic Workout Enhancer

$29.95 Amazon »

You might get sweaty with your sweetie on the regular, but how often to you get sweet with your sweat? Or maybe the better question, albeit way less linguistically clever is: why the salty beads would you ever want to...

Bite Toothpaste Bits

$12 Bite »

Bite, brush, smile, repeat. Adios, toothpaste tubes! Bite Toothpaste Bits are solid tablets of condensed toothpaste that, once they co-mingle with your mouth and its spit supply, become the whitening, teeth-cleansing...