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Steel Roses

$63.69 Etsy »

It's cold as balls in Findland, so metalsmith Anssi Routavirta gave up on trying to give his wife roses from the florist, and set to making her the bouquet himself. From steel. His hand-forged results are all freestyle...

Brocade Dinner & Smoking Jacket

$625 Etsy »

Come on, Cousin Larry, don't be re-dikoolous, this is a niiiice jacket. I would wear it to my wedding. And I'd definitely wear it to your wedding. Machete 'N' Sons' Brocade Dinner & Smoking Jackets are part of their Decadence...

Forsvarets Hudsalva Swedish Military Balm

$19.90 Amazon »

Yesterday I showed you Fatworks, tasty animal fat you can use to cook. Today I bring you Forsvarets Hudsalva, soothing vegetable fat you can use to fix up your lips chapped from drooling and smacking at the sight of duck...

Alaska Salmon Leather Wallets

Discontinued

Think the tanned leather of Alaska Salmon Wallets retains that delightful, "oceanic" scent of where it came from? Oh boy, I hope so. No one will ever sit next to me on the bus, or get up in my personal space at a show...

Trayvax Cinch Belt

$26.99 Trayvax »

Trayvax got into the industrial minimalist game in 2013 with their metal-plated wallets, and stuck pretty much exclusively with the card & cash carriers for over 3 years. But now they've decided to expand, following up...

Your Pet's Fur Watches

Wait! Don't throw away the dog fur you just lint rollered off the couch, or the cat hair you dug out of the vacuum cleaner filter! Stuff that cuddly wad of goodness into a Ziploc and ship it off to Analog Watch Co. They...

What? Perpetual Calendar Watch

Discontinued

It should be called the What's Up? Watch because that's exactly what this connected hybrid does: tells you what's up. There's your standard analog time circling the What? face all simple and modern, with nice hash marks...

Sitting-Pocket Sweatpants

$79.20 Beta Brand »

Pockets. Designed to hold stuff while your hands are busy. Pockets. Designed to drop stuff or make it really, really hard to get to when you sit down. Sitting pockets. Designed to conquer. Sitting pockets hold things...

Bullet Boutonniere

$15.95 Bullet Bouquets »

Look even more bangin' in your tux or suit coat with one of Bullet Bouquets' Bullet Boutonnieres. Remember Bullet Bouquets? The overnight bloomin' ammo sensation has expanded its line of potted rounds to include wearables...

Creative Versa-Tool Burn Pen for Pyrography

$25.40 Amazon »

Pyrography. It's when you're not obsessed with setting things on fire, you're just burning them for the sake of art. And this Creative Versa-Tool is the burn pen maker Walnut Hollow would like you to use to do it...

SweatBlock Clinical Strength 7-Day Antiperspirant

$19.99 Amazon »

Yeah, yeah I know sweating is healthy, but everything in moderation, right? And if your glands produce more of a torrential downpour than a morning dew every time you get hot, winded, or stressed out, SweatBlock antiperspirant...

Adult Achievement Stickers

Sold Out Amazon »

Children receive stickers for achievements such as pooping in the pot, getting straight A's, and coming in last (but participating!) Why shouldn't adults get some comparable adhesive words of affirmation when they done...

Dino Case - T-Rex Lunch Box & Carrier

$34.95 Amazon »

No one will steal your lunch - or your maker tools, or your stash - ever again with T-Rex guarding it. The Dino Case from Suck UK uses the impenetrable strength of beastly prehistoric jaw to protect your most beloved...

Nimuno Loops LEGO Compatible Adhesive Tape

$11 - $50 indiegogo »

LEGO my Eggo. Really. Stick a strip of Nimuno Loops LEGO-compatible adhesive tape on your frozen waffle box, or maybe the plate you're serving them on, and go to LEGO town building a fortress none shall pass as you eat...

Damascus Steel Folding Coin Knife

$49.98 Huckberry »

The curators at Huckberry have partnered with the bladesmiths at BucknBear to add every gumball machine's favorite knife to their Damascus EDC collection. The BNB Coin Knife features a distinctive Damascus-style arced...

Solaris Lockstone Fragrance Bracelets

$49.18 - $79.93 Vanacci »

Sexes, styles, and personas collide in the Solaris Lockstone braceleta. These pieces give a nod to the night sky encircling wrists with a choice of dark and dreamy semi-precious stones leading to a series of personal...

Cut-Resistant Kevlar Sleeves

Discontinued

I was surprised at how many of the reviews for cut-resistant Kevlar sleeves aren't from motorcyclists, welders, mechanics, or even landscapers, but from pet groomers, cat owners, and, uh, people who work with the elderly...

Leather Star Wars Hats

$149.99 - $594.99 Etsy »

Swans have a reputation for both beauty and aggression, and I think The Blonde Swan nails both with her lavishly brash Star Wars-themed leather hats. All come out of Swan Elisabeth Martin's custom Victorian milliner's...

Hushamok Okoa Baby Hammock

$488 Hushamok »

Rock-a-bye baby in the hammock / When momentum sets in the cradle will rock. / When the Okoa stand stills the baby will weep / And out will run Mama to Hushamok him back to sleep...

KeyKlip Carabiner Key Holder

Sold Out Amazon »

We've seen plenty of foldaway keychains before, but I like the KeyKlip's rugged, flat plate design and carabiner edge to some of the longer and narrower versions. The basic KeyKlip has an interior KeyDisk that holds up...

Microwaveable Heat Therapy Stuffed Animals

$11.99 - $21.78 Amazon »

Does Squirt need a warm 'n' cozy stuffed lamb to snuggle up with when he's sick, sad, scared, or revolting against bedtime? ... Do you? Intelex, makers of the microwaveable slippers, offers up kiddos pint- and gallon-sized...

Mini Titanium Katana with Tritium Insert

$149 Metal Worn »

Just as the Bride conquered O-Ren Ishii with a Hattori Hanzo katana, Metal Worn has conquered the ultimate gift for a geek with their Ti-Katana, a miniature titanium katana sword whose tsuka contains a tritium vial insert...

The Tempus "Who's Buyin'?" Spin Coin

$43 - $181 Kickstarter »

Coin flipping is so Ancient Rome*. The Tempus offers a fresh spin on recruiting the fates to help us make decisions and settle arguments today. A spin that's more contemporary, more in line with our current obsession...

STORY Levitating Timepiece

$399 - $499 FLYTE »

Remember FLYTE the levitating lightbulb? Its creators have expanded their free-floating repertoire from Edison to Einstein with this levitating timepiece. STORY is a magnet-guided metal ball that rotates around a wooden...