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Escape & Evasion Gun Belt

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From forth the shark's belly comes a belt for your own. And while the Escape & Evasion Gun Belt didn't make it out of the Tank alive its creator, former CIA officer Jason Hanson, is still hoping you'll give the strip...

Schmitz Mittz Super Duty UtilityArmor Gloves

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Schmitz Mittz calls their gloves "hard hats for your hands." These Super Duty versions of their UtilityArmor Waterproof line add abrasion-resistant Kevlar fourchettes* as reinforcement between the fingers (the standard...

FEBO - Draw with the Sun

$44 - $97 FEBO »

FEBO is your paintbrush, the sun is your watercolor. Your acrylic. Your oil. Well, no. Really still just a big ball of fire, but now your big ball of fire. The clever FEBO design magnifies and focuses the sun's rays such...

myLAB Box - At-Home STD Test Kits

$79 - $285 Amazon »

As the holiday season comes to an end, myLAB Box would like to invite you to explore just how merry yours was. Did Santa "slip" you any extra "gifts" this year? Did you enjoy one too many ho, ho, hos? The myLAB Box STD...

Wearable Diaper Bags for Dads

$89 - $99 DadGear »

A wearable diaper bag for dads may not sound like it wants to be less humiliating than the Daddle dad saddle for all you new papas out there, but I promise you subtlety is DadGear's primary focus with their baby-ready...

FNDN Heated Scarf

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I think the day after New Year's should be summer. But since that never seems to happen, I guess being able to stay warm with the FNDN heated scarf until then is an OK consolation. Developed in Detroit, the FNDN ("foun-dey-shuh...

Otter Wax Water-Repellent Fabric Wax

$12.95 Amazon »

Wax on, water off. Otter Wax is a canvas wax handmade (and continuously tested) in soggy Portland, OR to repel water from shoes, bags, packs, hats, and jackets. The compound incorporates only natural drip-and-dew-eschewing...

Bushbalm Pubic Hair Oils

$21 Bushbalm »

Bushbalm is for us men who have spent one too many joyless nights this holiday season sitting around "just talking" and listening to Christmas music with our wives, girlfriends, and online dates, only to realize that...

Primal Pit Paste Natural Deodorant

$9.85 - $11.85 Amazon »

Ready for an all natural, chemical-free, paleo-approved armpit rubdown? Primal Pit Paste, in addition to sounding formidable and manly, is a deodorant made with only real, organic ingredients, such as coconut oil, baking...

Titanium Embrite Glow Fob

$38.95 Amazon »

The bad news is that this titanium glow-in-the-dark fob is not fitted with a vial of tritium, and therefore does not glow without help, shine brighter the darker it gets, and have a half-life of 12.3 years. The hand-made...

The Godfather Safety Razor

$18.97 Amazon »

Treat the Godfather right and he'll lend you a hefty, solid brass and bronze hand, and give you smooth, manly shave with his raw, platinum-coated super blades. Treat the Godfather wrong and...he'll cut you...

Self-Balancing Spinning Top Keychain

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Tiny top, big spin. This stainless steel precision spinner is about half the size of your standard key, so it won't overwhelm your keychain or make it look like you have a side boner if you stuff it in your pocket, and...

Groomarang Beard Styling & Shaping Template

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The Groomarang always returns...to the basics of good shaving and haircare practices. Tangle-free beards and mustaches. Crisp shaves. Clean neck lines. The curved comb serves as a shaving / clipping template for precise...

Philips Norelco Vaccuum Beard Trimmer

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If you don't enjoy cleaning your clippings out of the bathroom sink...and counter, and floor, and crevices behind the toilet, the Philips Norelco Beard Trimmer 7200 gives you an alternative: vacuum them directly off your...

Matador Waterproof Packable Backpack

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Matador is known for their ability to make big stuff little, and stuff it into even littler stuff. The Pocket Blanket. The Droplet Wet Bag. And, here, the FreeRain24 Waterproof Packable Backpack...

Megamouth Tool Bag with Integrated Speaker

$125 Amazon »

If you like a little EDM or NPR paired with the sounds of your power drill and hand saw, Custom Leathercraft Tech Gear's stereo speaker tool bag has both your gear and your ears covered. The 18" carrier features a Megamouth...

Tanda Zap Acne Clearing Device

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Merry Christmas, fix your face. Heh. I think giving someone the "gift" of a Tanda Zap acne clearer is kind of like giving them a treadmill or some Beachbody workout DVDs. More of a gift for you than for them. But. It...

Memory Foam Wallet

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A Memory Foam Wallet. Huh. I guess that's a little more practical than my Memory Foam Pants solution for ass and inguinal region padding while carrying my cash and cards. I can't say this is the best looking wallet I've...

DU/ER Performance Denim & No Sweat Pants

$120 - $129 dish & DU/ER »

dish & DU/ER sent me a review pair of their N2X No Sweat Pants, and here's how I tested them out: I wore them to Thanksgiving dinner. Three plates and two pieces of apple pie...a la mode...later, I still didn't feel the...

Dope on a Rope Soap

$5.99 - $12.99 Amazon »

Dope on a Rope says, "Don't smoke it, SOAK it!" But probably if you buy one of their hemp oil soaps carved into the shape of a cannabis leaf, it means you're as much a fan of the former as the company hopes you'll become...

Eletrunks "Lifter" Underwear

$28 Eletrunks »

Though the above video is slightly NSFW, Eletrunks are not a dirty or obscene pair of underwear. At all. The company's demo of their functional, comfort-enhancing, package-adjusting Lifter cord just makes it look like...

YO Sperm Tester for Smartphones

$49.95 YO »

They've had smartphone attachments that tell you whether or not you're sober enough to drive for years now, so it's only logical YO is coming out with one to tell you whether or not you're fertile enough to make babies...

T.HANKS Thank You Card

$4.50 Etsy »

'Tis the season of giving, and the season of gratitude. A time to hide presents under the tree, and a time to say thank you for those with your name on them. Or, if you're a cool kid like Allen Bauer, Josh Baskin, Det...

Self-Installing Car Seat

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The 4moms self-installing car seat may not be the most sparkly, fun, or pampering gift for new moms to unwrap this holiday season, but it could prove to be the greatest they've ever received. Paired with its watchdog...