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Though slippers with headlights fall more into the novelty category, flip flops with headlights may actually be one of the more useful footwear innovations. Not quite up there with Marty McFly Nikes, but certainly superior...

Here's a little bloody something for Halloween. Or any day you're feeling morbid. And while at first I thought the Out for Blood bracelet was made from the cheap rubbery plastic stuff my sister used to melt into amoebic...

See, chivalry isn't dead. It's just been co-opted by the hoodie-wearing hipster crowd. This Medieval Knight Hoodie drips of irony akin to permutations of the mustache, and trending fads akin to bacon two years ago. Thanks...

Well, maybe it's just called the "Hold Me" coat, but this bizarrre gem from Si Chan's fall collection of handsy fashion looks like a line of little green men flanking the zipper--and the wearer's torso--to me. Chan explains...

Tom Kollmer sculpts, casts, and paints by hand his creepy, key-corraling zombie miniatures, rightfully termed Tombies. Available in three atrociously undead styles--the Creeper (featured), the Licker, and, my personal...

Though many people who get tattoos fancy themselves hardasses, it doesn't mean they don't want to coddle and pamper and amplify their sweet baby ink jobs. Fresh Ink Tattoo Enhancing Moisturizer endeavors to amp up the...

Antagonist. Necromancer. Lord of the Rings. SRG Armoury brings the darkness and malevolence of Tokien's Sauron to life in this custom-made Full Plate Armor Set. Constructed from 16 - 18 gauge mild steel, all suits are...

Will you please hold my beer while I check my phone for the precise margin by which I am dominating my fantasy football league? Yeah, I'm talking to my sweatshirt. My mom said it never hurts to be polite. The Beer Pouch...

Nope, they're not drawings, they're not Photoshopped, and they don't exist only in the realms of Cool World and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Cartoon Bags, by JumpFromPaper's dynamically creative, Taipei-based designers Chay...

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...no, wait. I come from a generation of spoiled, entitled, self-righteous narcissists. I can do better than that. I want three hippopotamuses. And I want them to have pearly white...

While I'll probably just use my Zombie Survival Kit Messenger Bag to carry, like, books and Funyuns, I'm hoping that when the actual Zombie Apocalypse hits, nests of walking dead that are considering chasing me down to...

You know, Marc Summers, I think I'll take the physical challenge. Wait, as long as it's not Messy Basket Balloons. I am not comfortable with balls flying at my head and then unleashing liquid explosions upon impact. Being...

Interestingly, the Etch A Sketch Belt Buckle is designed for belt installation such that others, not the wearer, are best positioned to make use of its fully functional knobs and x- and y-axis action. Hmmm, I'm picking...

A necklace with punch (oh, come on, if I hadn't said it, everyone else would have). Two flavors of punch, to be exact: the Hadouken ↓, ↘, → kind, and the lights-out, indigo-blue-glowing kind. Street...

One thing I'll say for Tokyo Flash is their line of hi-tech, space-agey watches never runs the risk of going stale. New releases debut regularly, and always with a notable twist or tweak to existing flavors of timetelling...

Dexter, Walter White, Jesse Pinkman, Rick Grimes, Ron F**king Swanson, they already hold a place close to our hearts. Thanks to the design maestros at Tauntr.com, so too can they hold a place close to our corns, callouses...

This is a Vans bi-fold wallet made out of cork. It has a zipper on the back for coins and condoms and such, and many slots on the inside for cards and condoms and such, as well as a large pocket on one of its flaps for...

Betabrand, which also gave life to the Dress Pants Sweatpants, now sets its sights on helping you to, I quote, "make a nuclear-fueled spectacle of yourself" with its Reversible Disco Hoodie. Black cotton business on the...

Fetuses & Feet. They go together like Salt & Pepper, Heisenberg & Pinkman, Mildly Disturbing & Steve Buscemi. In the surrealist world of Etsy vendor L.S., sickly fascinating soap #1 begins with a handmade mold mimicking...

One thing I would like to learn how to do is cut in a straight line. From there, maybe I can progress to the precise and exacting skills Etsy vendor Tori uses to create her custom Comic Book High Heels from the pages...

Out of this world? How about out of this Whoniverse? Black Milk Clothing's James Lillis ups the ante once again with the Who Dress, a TARDIS homage that would probably make the eyes and jaw of the Eleventh Doctor himself...