Kirk Fu Manual
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Star Trek: Kirk Fu Manual: A Guide to Starfleet's Most Feared Martial Art drops on March 3, 2020, just in time to cannon punch the stock market back into shape, and tornado kick the coronavirus to Mars. Oh wait, we need that planet now too. Edit: Tornado kick the coronavirus to Turkana IV.
While Picard might be the talk of streaming TV, James T. Kirk is not one to sit back and let another Captain soak up all the Trekkie love, especially not when he has almost a year to wait until Shatner Claus sales start to pick up again. Star Trek: Kirk Fu Manual is a celebratory compendium of Captain Kirk's "singular fighting skills," and "every Starfleet cadet's must-have training guide for surviving the final frontier."
During his USS Enterprise tenure, Captain Kirk got into many a scuffle with many a Klingon, alien gladiator, and genetically engineered superman, and in Star Trek: Kirk Fu Manual author Dayton Ward and illustrator Christian Cornia discuss and draw out the techniques he used to emerge victorious from dozens of them. The book catalogues Kirk's myriad combat moves, noting how the Captain seamlessly blends elements of different Earth-based martial arts forms with those he picked up going boldly into the bars and back alleys of planets throughout the galaxy.
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