Gear

The BREKX, a 54-quart cooler with built-in Bluetooth speakers, is new to the game of summer chillin'. But despite the clear party vibe its 6-watt blasters and iPhone / Android compatibility from up to 35' away project...

Sportnoculars. A pair of hands-free binocular glasses that will make me look just as cool as that portmanteau word sounds. But if they work OK, hey. I don't mind looking like Doktor Opto if it means I can see everything...

The Ring Pen is set to launch a writing-by-hand comeback tour! According to its makers, "This is a unique ergonomic design to make writing task fun again." Maybe with a Ring Pen slipped over their pointer fingers, kids...

Hiuni is a smart, interactive telescope designed for accessibility and affordability to all. (Huh, maybe once they've wrapped up their Kickstarter campaign and gotten the telescopes shipped, Hiuni Team can work on our...

I haven't done too much research on BDSM audio gear before now, but if these Tormenta Cage Headphones are any indication, BDSM audio gear is more expensive than the therapy I needed after mistakenly answering, "Yes" when...

Oh hey, a switchblade phone case. A phone case with a sharp 4" blade that flicks! right out of it. That's going to go over well with 100% of knife collectors, EDC fiends, and OGs, and 0% of law enforcement officials...

Caution: both ends bite. Metal Worn's T-Rex Folding Knife don't need no stinkin' proportionately-sized arms to do pushups or give high-fives. He don't need no stinkin' arms at all! With a 3.25" 440C stainless steel "tail"...

Here are some Fighting Ninja birthday candles to help you hold your resolution to kick ass and take names this 8th...28th...38th year of your life. I'd ask them to start by sending some Ninjutsu moves the way of anyone...

Of their Elko pocket knife, The James Brand says, "Your keys just got a new best friend." Awww, that's good news. I recently had to put my 8-year-old tritium keychain down, so my keys have been particularly lonely...

According to Bibi Lab, 10.4 humans per hour Tweet, "I want to be a cat!" In response to this rampant cat envy, and also because Bibi Lab is a Japanese retailer, and this sort of thing isn't even a little weird in Japan...

Cerapost makes creepy skull mugs to help your morning coffee scare the living grogginess out of you. And along with the hollowed eye sockets and gumless toothy grins, many Cerapost creepy skull mugs also have flourishes...

ArrrRawrrrArrrooooo! It's the siren song of the mermaid dog. The merdog, that majestic creature of the sea, paddling and panting 'round the water in her iridescent scaled life vest with all the elegance and grace of a...

Collapsible, reusable, easy to clean. It's the Final Straw for single-use tubular plastic polluters everywhere...

Rain in the city, mud on the trail, or sand on the beach. Django says their City Slicker will keep you clean and dry in the face of them all. And by "you" I mean you, Mr. Squiggles. Bella Jane. Luna. Horace. The Django...

That Wearhaus Arc's fancy on-ear Bluetooth headphones have fancy LED rings in colors you can change with a tap running' round their ear cups might appeal to the teens and club kids out there, but me, I like something...

Dehydrated Water: it's just like a cup of Ramen, only without the Ramen! This can of premium water is all natural and contains no artificial colors, flavors, GMOs, antibiotics, or weird, unpronounceable ingredients. And...

Need something to cover the empty 10' white wall in your dining room like I do? Senior Woman with Asthma Wall Mural. Need a housewarming gift for your friend Cornelius? Senior Woman with Asthma Wall Mural. Need someone...

SwiftPaws challenges pups with the zoomies, plus pups who didn't know they still had the zoomies in them, to meet their match: a Capture the Flag game for dogs...

The StubbyStrip is an insulated neoprene drink carrier that furls and unfurls with up to 6 bottles or cans in tow. It loads stretched long, with individual koozie compartments for each beer, sodie, or energy drink you...

While designer Lei Yang's Energy Tape, a roll of sticky solar panels, is still just a concept, the idea is based on technology that is currently available. infinityPV makes Solar Tape, flexible, printed organic solar...

Once you've picked your ice cold poison, BruMate's Hopsulator Trio, a 3-in-1 insulated glass, will let you pick the ice cold way you want to drink it. This version of the Hopsulator was built to fit 16-ounce cans, but...

I actually think the rest of the birds would be jealous if your birds lived in a van down by the river. In one of these sweet Vintage Camper Birdhouses they'd be the classy rather than the trashy ones...

Not only does the LeviZen look like something out of the Legion lab, but its description, a "liquid levitator," also sounds like something Loudermilk might build to, I don't know, harness and suspend David's subconscious...

This Prison Pen from Shomer-Tec reminds me of the Season 2 premiere of Legion. Like, that guy with body integrity identity disorder disorder who stabbed himself him the leg with a pen should have had his pen use restricted...