Pets

Fresh Pawz - Official Streetwear Brand for Dogs

Fresh Pawz doesn't just call itself the official streetwear brand for dogs, they've trademarked the term. Because if you're going to call yourself street, you better do it legit...

Cuddle Clones - Realistic Stuffed Versions of Your Pet

$229.99 Cuddle Clones »

Let me get this straight, Cuddle Clones. I send you photos and details about my cat Zanzibar, and you spend 4 to 6 weeks hand-turning them into a stuffed animal? So that I will then have one cat that walks on my face...

Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Dog Leash

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Ah, I can just hear Darth Vader at the dog park: "Charlie, come to the Dark Side. Come on. Come to the Dark Side, Charlie. Charlie! Charlie, come! Sigh. Alright then - Schvrmmmmmmm - off-leash time is over."...

Mousr Interactive Robotic Cat Toy

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No sneaking up and pouncing on the Mousr, kitteh! Petronics' interactive robotic cat toy has built-in sensors that detect and react to your pet automatically. The feather teaser on wheels has 3 different strategy selections...

Twistep - Truck or SUV Hitch Step for Dogs

$249.95 - $349.95 Amazon »

Dogs young and old can benefit from the graduated entry the hitch-connected Twistep provides into the back of your truck or SUV. In addition to making it easer for pups to access their go-for-a-ride spot, the Twistep's...

Pet First Aid Kit

$39.99 Amazon »

The contents of the Pet First Aid Kit don't seem all that different from the contents of a human first aid kit. Gauze, bandages, tweezers, a tongue depressor (a tongue depressor?! Ha! I perish the thought of what would...

Mermaid Dog Life Vest

$23.99 - $26.99 Amazon »

ArrrRawrrrArrrooooo! It's the siren song of the mermaid dog. The merdog, that majestic creature of the sea, paddling and panting 'round the water in her iridescent scaled life vest with all the elegance and grace of a...

Django City Slicker Raincoat for Dogs

$42.95 - $47.95 Amazon »

Rain in the city, mud on the trail, or sand on the beach. Django says their City Slicker will keep you clean and dry in the face of them all. And by "you" I mean you, Mr. Squiggles. Bella Jane. Luna. Horace. The Django...

SwiftPaws - Capture the Flag for Dogs

$199 - $225 SwiftPaws »

SwiftPaws challenges pups with the zoomies, plus pups who didn't know they still had the zoomies in them, to meet their match: a Capture the Flag game for dogs...

DIY Vintage Camper Birdhouse

$25 - $35 One Man One Garage »

I actually think the rest of the birds would be jealous if your birds lived in a van down by the river. In one of these sweet Vintage Camper Birdhouses they'd be the classy rather than the trashy ones...

The Ultimate Cat Scratcher Lounge

$49.95 Amazon »

A cat scratcher and lounge that's modern and sexy and might even be nicer than any of the hooman furniture I own? And that's way, way cheaper than the other best cat scratching post I've ever seen? My cat, Zanzibar, and...

Pet Teepee Dog & Cat Bed

$39.99 - $69.99 Amazon »

Is the name of the dog in this Pet Teepee "Little Dove?" That's adorrrrrable! It's also what Cersei Lannister used to call Sansa Stark, so I hope that pup grows up and grows fangs faster than the Lady of Winterfell...

Iron Throne Cat Bed

$198 Etsy »

Is your cat the rightful heir to the FELIRON THRONE? A bright spot in my week of Game of Thrones withdrawal (2019? 2019?!) Kate Agafonova's Iron Throne Cat Bed invites kitties from all families - royals, wardens, lords...

SureFlap Microchip Pet Door

$150 - $170.99 Amazon »

Tired of the neighbor's cat Willard and his local gang of raccoons letting themselves in your dog door to clean you out of tuna fish and play poker at your kitchen table? Lock them out with SureFlap's Microchip Pet Door...

Ruffwear Highlands Sleeping Bag for Dogs

$109.96 Amazon »

Ruffwear sure knows how to capture a happy family. Mom. Dad. Baby Doggo in its very own baby doggo sleeping bag nestled in between. Awww, how adorable. Guess who woves their wittle baby doggo!...

Calmz Anxiety Relief System for Dogs

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The Calmz Anxiety Relief System thinks it can settle down your nervous pup using some of the same techniques research shows help people with the same high levels of stress and anxiety. Have you seen the weighted blankets...

Samurai Pet Armor for Cats & Dogs

Don't let that samurai-armored Shiba Inu's smile fool you. The dog is ready for feudal Japan levels of combat. See his samurai sword? Hiding there in his mouth? If I were you I'd armor up, find a weapon, and brace yourself...

Dog & Cat Temperament Leashes & Collars

$14.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Dexil's leashes and collars announce your dog or cat ahead of its licks and wags...or tucked tails...or snarls, hisses, claws, and teeth. The line of leads and restraints display pet temperament both by color and big...

Cat Cool Pot Bed Pet Cooling Tray

Japan Trend Shop says the Cat Cool Pot Bed "functions as both a pet bed and as fun decoration to make your cat look cute." I thought they were going to say the dish made from "cooling aluminum" functions as both a cat...

Kurgo Mud Dog Travel Shower

$13.95 Amazon »

But, but, my whole purpose in life is to roll in mud, and then on your couch! Kurgo's Mud Dog Travel Shower aims to put a wrench in your dog's plan to bring his nice & dirty self home from the park or hike as is, and...

BarkBath Portable Dog Bath System

$99 - $149 BarkBath »

Looks like the BarkBath is about to make bathing your dog at home way easier on you. Hehheh, but judging by the I-damn-well-better-be-getting-paid-for-this look on the face of that golden retriever in the demo video...

Katris Tetrimino Modular Cat Trees

$248.95 - $338.95 Amazon »

Even though they're made of paper these Tetriminos are each strong enough to support up to 300 pounds of cats climbing, scratching, sleeping, and getting up to no good. Just don't use the modules to make a tree that aligns...

Cardboard Cat Playhouses

$27.99 - $58.99 Amazon »

After wrecking one too many real cars and getting banned from the road, Toonces the Driving Cat went into the make-believe business and developed this line of cat houses for Suck UK. Sure, "piloting" a cardboard airplane...

Oscillot Cat Containment System

On first viewing of the Oscillot video you might think installing one of the spinning paddle perimeters along the top of your fence is like building a prison for your cat. Condemning him to being that inmate who gets...