But Did You Die? Neon Sign
- But Did You Die? Neon Sign - $129.99
- But Did You Die? Keychain - $8.95
- Set of 10 But Did You Die? Hangover Kit Bags - $14.99
- But Did You Die? Car Decal - $8.99
Well? Did you? Then suck it up, buttercup, and flip on this But Did You Die? Neon Sign as a reminder things could have turned out much worse. You could have drank that last shot of tequila. You could have exertion-vomited in front of the entire HIIT class. They could have denied you a severance package. She could have said no at the altar rather than at the proposal. Your mom could have resisted the urge to stop by when you told her not to, and you wouldn't have found out your date was a second cousin until after you'd slept with him.
The But Did You Die? Neon Sign is available in 7 different sizes, ranging from 25" to 45" in length. You can also choose to have your tough love inquiry glow in a choice of 10 different LED colors.
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