Kitchen

Part mercenary weapon, part magnetic field holder for your grocery list, these high quality magnets will hold up to a sheets of paper firmly against your refrigerator or any other metallic surface. Most crappy fridge...

Do you eat, sleep, and breathe your favorite pro football team? Now you can graduate from the proverbial to the literal NFL fanatic with the Protoast Toaster. Its heating coils are fitted with your favorite team's emblem...

Since weight loss is 80% diet, we tend to rely on the voices inside our heads to convince us to reel in the Doritos-crusted mac 'n' cheese and bacon chocolate chip ice cream consumption. Well, it seems those voices have...

Our current Secretary of State and former First Lady certainly has her hands full these days. Fortunately her legs are free. And what better way to set them to purpose than busting nuts. Er... cracking balls. Wait...

To the dismay of chickens everywhere, we've been brow-beaten with the idea that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. And, while that is certainly debatable, it's definitely in the top three. Unfortunately...

Those nights of binge eating and the haunting lure of a fridge filled with simple carbs and trans fats? Send them to their metaphorical death. Die leftover deep dish pizza! See how you like it in your gut, cookie dough...

Now this is a pancake machine Henry Ford would appreciate. It's almost akin to something you'd see Homer lying down in front of with his mouth open wide as the Chef Stack Pancake Machine pumps endless pancakes into his...

I'll skirt the obvious meat pounder jokes here. I do see a pretty nifty dual purpose tool though. I've never tenderized meat before cooking it, but this looks like it might make the job sort of fun. And, if someone breaks...

This ingenious concept product is getting ready to go into production. The juice is so much tastier when it comes directly from the tap. Stick the "stem" right into your favorite sprayable citrus fruit (lemons, limes...

I can't think of anything bad to say about this product. It's not particularly inspired (it's just a plate with an extra level for syrup to pool into) but it does exactly what it is supposed to do. And it's certainly...

After I kill a deer, skin it with my bare hands, and eat its still beating heart, the last thing I wanna do is touch the raw meat. That's why I use these aptly named Bear Paw Meat Handlers when I handle my meat. Gone...

Previously reserved for the likes of your dog, your cat, your children and you after 10 shots of whatever the cool person shot currently is, now, you can enjoy your favorite wake-me-up drink from the rims of your own...

GingerDEAD men. Huh. I wonder if the concept led to the name, or the name to the concept. Sometimes it's surprisingly hard to tell how people who go for obvious puns think. Anyway, have fun trying to frost between the...

Long before Generation Z began itching to replicate 120-ounce 7-Eleven Slurpees in flavors like Razzzmatazzz and Electrocuted Tree Frog at home, Generation X itched to replicate carnie and peewee sport concession stand...

No more cluttered kitchen drawers, no more utensils that rattle and roll around, no more organizing your spatulas and banana slicers only to have them fall right back into disarray...

Behold, the white knight to your entertaining woes. Not only do they look cool, but Ice Kabobs are the one meal followers of low carb, clean eating, paleo, vegetarian, vegan, and raw foods diets can all savor at your...

I like my poison with coffee and cream. But, a pint of Guinness will do as well. And I think it's incredibly polite to notify me that I've been poisoned after, so I really appreciate the frankness the bottom of this pint...

What percentage of people in 2011 actually know the significance of ctrl alt delete anyway? Are people still afraid of computers? Do YOU know what will happen if you hold those 3 keys down in unison? I dare you to try...

Cancer is still a problem, but some damn genius has finally solved the problem of spilling coffee all over the place all of the time. It seems like your arm would get tired having to constantly spin this thing around...

All black and 8.5 inches from tip to tang... once you use this black instrument, you'll never go back to another. My wife has been begging me for one of these. I'm hesitant to oblige her for many reasons...

Shoot up your hamburger in style with this condiment filled side-arm. I have a feeling if a family owns two of these, the mom (or dad if the family is really weird) is going to have a lot of cleanup to do after lunch...

The first few sips from this innocent looking porcelain mug are pretty tame, but as you continue drinking things get a lot more exciting. What's that lurking in the murky depths of your morning coffee? It's a damn shark...

Brilliant ice cube tray based of off the famous painting "The Scream" which is often described as dealing with themes of fear, anxiety and depersonalization disorder. My analysis? Someone did some acid or 'shrooms and...

The Gingerbread Man always acted like such a wuss. Enter The Ninjabread Man. I think he could slide right into all of our favorite Christmas stories and nobody would bat an eyelash. Please use black icing. Stars sold...