Household

Shark Kitchen Sponge Holder

$17.99 Amazon »

I wouldn't mind sticking a sponge or scrubber into this Shark Kitchen Sponge Holder, but I'm not so sure about reaching in there to take it back out. Might be an Entrance Only sort of kitchen gift for me. Good thing I...

Turbo XL700 Triple Recliner

$2,397 Amazon »

Where a triple bunk bed may look all crowded and unpleasant and Brady Bunch, a triple recliner? Now that's some cushy, butt-inviting Silver Spoons furniture right there. The Octane Seating Turbo XL700 Triple Recliner...

Vertical Rotisserie Roaster Oven

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I saw this Vertical Rotisserie Roaster Oven at the same time as the Slide & Serve BBQ Skewers. Bummer that you can't use them together, but both bring their own flavors of kebab-cooking ease to the BBQ...

Living Moss Wall Art

$1,679.30 Frontgate »

My sense is that the images of this Living Moss Wall don't do it justice. With the photo-realistic printing capabilities around now (see Peanut Butter & Jelly Wallet, Jumbo Shrimp Neck Pillow) the piece of art could be...

Sea Monster Salt Pig

Who better to guard your salt than a creature of the sea? Rachel Kirk's Sea Monster Salt Pig (does that seem like too many nouns in a row to anyone else?) spins the classic seasoning crock into a two-finned, two-toothed...

PlaneAire Travel Mist - Purifying Disinfecting Spray

$14.99 Amazon »

PlaneAire Travel Mist knows you counted down the days to your trip to Croatia for 6 months leading up to it, and now it's finally here. You've trudged through security, shown your passport 9,000 times, waited in line...

Triple Bunk Bed

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Now that's an interesting twist on the threesome. I have never seen a triple bunk bed before Dorel Living's Sierra model. Have you? Is this a thing I missed out on refusing to leave my Nintendo behind for summer camp...

BedShelfie - The Original Bedside Shelf

$34.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

Suckered again. My wife asked if we could get a BedShelfie and I thought she meant could we get naked and take a selfie in bed. (I attributed the shhhelfie pronunciation to a speech impediment caused by the bite of egg...

Toddler Target Potty Training Bullseye

$34.88 Amazon »

The Toddler Target is a potty training tool that projects a green bullseye in your toilet bowl so your little whizzers have something a little more focused than the entirety of your bathroom to aim their stream at. Toddler...

Shark Duvet & Pillowcase Set

$119 - $149 Uncommon Goods »

Aw man, the legs dangling from the jaws of the Shark Duvet & Pillowcase Set are not included with purchase. You have to supply your own. Uh, that is, they're not printed on the bedding as I thought when I first saw it...

Panamalar Smart Space Heater

Discontinued

Oh I can hear my wife now: "Alexa! Turn on my Panamalar Smart Space Heater! Alexa! Hotter! Alexa! Hotter! Alexa! Please turn my home into an inferno!"...

Magnetic Cooking Utensil Set

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A Magnetic Cooking Utensil Set isn't going to change your life or anything. I mean, unless you use the utensils for non-cooking-related...activities...and end up causing a life-changing injury. Or for that matter, life-changing...

Hedgehog Cheese Grater

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You've heard of hedge cheese, right? This hedgehog cheese grater is called Kasimir. According to Wikipedia, Kasimir is the German variation of the Catalan Casimir, which may mean "someone who destroys [an] opponent's...

Microwave Sandwich Grill

$22.99 - $27.99 Amazon »

I guess a microwave sandwich grill has 2 things going for it over a countertop panini press. Well...more like 1 1/2 things. First, the pair of platinum silicone and non-stick aluminum plates squash down and grill-mark...

Wooden Rocket Night Light

$84 Etsy »

Either Sara Collet Watson's Wooden Rocket Night Lights are some real night stand dazzlers, or Sara Collet Watson has a real good photographer to make them look that way. Turned on even in an already well-lit room the...

EggXactPeel Eggshell Peeler

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The EggXactPeel Eggshell Peeler is the type of handy kitchen gadget I would actually consider handy, if it weren't so unlikely to actually work. Removing the shells from hard boiled eggs is the worst, unless you get the...

Steampunk Cyborg Jewelry Boxes & EDC Organizers

$392.68 - $589.02 Etsy »

Above you see the delighted grin of Steampunk Cyborg 002, who craftsman Simon Roy says is "here to raise hell!" Really? He looks more Weeeee! than Muahahaha! to me. Issue 002, like Roy's other Steampunk Cyborg Jewelry...

Even Superheroes Practice Good Hygiene Wall Art

$14.99 Amazon »

Even Hulk Brushes His Teeth?! Even Captain America Washes His Hands?! Even Iron Man Flushes the Toilet?! Even Spiderman Takes A Bath?! OK then, Mama, if superheroes practice good hygiene, then I will too!...

Handmade Walnut Cigar Ashtrays

$74 - $175 Etsy »

Corkcicle has taken care of the snazziest way to hold your cigar while smoking it, and Uneake the most elegant and masculine place to tap your cigar while ashing it. Their cigar ashtrays are all made in Texas, hand-carved...

Thor's Hammer Toilet Paper Holder

$37.95 Amazon »

Thor's hammer has done a lot of dirty work in its day, but living in your bathroom as a toilet paper holder might be Mjolnir's dirtiest yet. The Marvel-themed stand can sit on the back of your toiling storing extra rolls...

Rapid Mac Cooker

$7.99 Amazon »

The fastness of Kraft Mac & Cheese isn't fast enough for the Rapid Mac Cooker. Because it no longer suffices to be just fast. No more just fast, pasta and processed cheese powder! You must be rapid! And the Rapid Mac...

RiserArt Adhesive Stairway Decor

$82 - $109 Amazon »

"At last," RiserArt says, "a way to make your stairway beautiful!" And, I'd add, a way to make sure me and my inferior depth perception trip up the steps at least 3 times as often...

Faux Wolf Fur Bedspread

$199.95 - $698.95 Amazon »

Don't worry, it's not Ghost dyed brown. This wolf fur bedspread is 100% faux. And anyway, it's been announced that Jon Snow's direwolf, who vanished like his name during Game of Thrones Season 7, is set to return for...

The Equalizer Multi-Blade Pizza Cutter

$230.85 Amazon »

The...EQUALIZER! On the one hand, the name sounds kinda extreme for a pizza cutter, but on the other, this is pizza we're talking about here. Disagreements have been had, conflicts have broken out, wars have been fought...