Life-Size Bigfoot Statue
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It's not so much a Bigfoot sighting as it is a Bigfoot companion for life with this life-size Garden Yeti Statue from Design Toscano. If you thought the 8-1/2-foot-tall garden gnome would increase your home's value and your yard's chances of winning Garden of the Month, imagine what a 6-foot-tall Bigfoot could do.
Or add. Why not gift your garden the pleasure of both?
Design Toscano's Garden Yeti Statue is hand-cast from real crushed stone bonded together with designer resin, and then hand-painted by the historical replica house's artisans. Adding to his 72" height is a 45" width x 38" depth, and 147 pounds of lovable, huggable, dress-uppable whimsy.
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