The CleanShot Bidet & Photo Booth
Dudes, have you yet to accept the wonder and benevolence of bidets into your hearts? If so, I've got something to, shall we say, sweeten the pot for you. The CleanShot. A bidet that rinses and dries your junk, and then...
Classic Whip SPF 30 Sunscreen Mousse
Use a tennis-ball-sized swirl of Classic Whip SPF 30 sunscreen mousse to protect all the exposed surfaces of your body from UV rays. Then, depending on what you got, use some tennis- / volley- / beach-ball-sized swirls...
HOTO Cordless Power Washer
With their stealth and svelte Cordless Power Washer, HOTO claims it will make me "enjoy the car washing experience." Ha! I don't even enjoy the car washing experience when someone else is doing it. Including "when someone...
Your Psilocybin Mushroom Companion
The more you know, right? Your Psilocybin Mushroom Companion is a simple guide to understanding magic mushrooms. Or, if you're totally, fully, my-Aunt-Jan-levels of against magic mushrooms, a simple guide to identifying...
Cat-Proof Toilet Paper Holder
They say this is a Cat-Proof Toilet Paper Holder. I say, "Ha! Hahahahaha!" You think an unlocked, lift-up lid is going to stop my cat, Zanzibar, from having his way with the Charmin? Ha! Hahahahaha!...
BOTE Hangout Suite Floating Chair
A floating chair that's part of a "Hangout Suite," now that's what I'm talking aBOTE. Made with BOTE's unique inflatable AeroULTRA technology, and styled in its trademark seafoam green, the Floating Chair is a standalone...
Banana Sling Grips for Pull-Ups & Lifting
Hey, they might call you bananas, but do they even lift, bro? Using these Banana Sling Grips, you not only hit the pull-ups, bent-over rows, and deadlifts, you do it with a neutral grip, more natural movements, and less...
Whale Water Splash Guard for Sinks
Yep, definitely feel like I'm in the front row at SeaWorld, and Shamu is in a belly flopping mood, when I sit at our kitchen counter while my wife does the dishes. ... No, that reference does not mean I support SeaWorld...
Suicoke Padri Sandals
It's officially spring, so naturally I am champin' at the bit to get to summer. These Suicoke Padri Sandals are about as summer-ready as they come, with a cush, walk-to-the-pool contoured footbed, and rubber sole sporting...
Jumbo x The Standard Pasta Pool Noodles
When you use your noodle, or better, put your noodles together, all things are pasta-ble. Jumbo and The Standard teamed up for this chef's kiss series of pasta pool floats, inflatables in the shapes of ravioli, rigatoni...
Dezin Electric Hot Pot & Saute Pan
Out of Hot Pockets? HotPotIt, and enjoy a meal almost as easy with the Dezin Electric Hot Pot & Saute Pan. Without a stove in sight, you can heat up soup, fry an egg, cook a steak or chicken breast, boil some noodles...
But Did You Die? Neon Sign
Well? Did you? Then suck it up, buttercup, and flip on this But Did You Die? Neon Sign as a reminder things could have turned out much worse. You could have drank that last shot of tequila. You could have exertion-vomited...
Smartflower Sculptural Solar Energy System
The Smartflower isn't exactly a beauty in the world of flowers, but in the world of solar panels? Yeah, I'd agree this all-in-one solar energy system is a sculptural stunner. A clean, sustainable, and intelligent stunner...
Brava Light-Powered Smart Oven
A home-cooked meal, ahhh. Brava! It's delicious, from the heart, and probably way healthier than anything you would eat out. ... Unless it's burnt. Or takes so long to cook you give up and order takeout halfway through...
Meownooker Cat Billiards Toy
A Meownooker? Sounds like a cat lookin' to deliver his goods to a Meownookie. Who will, of course, tell him to take that cookie and stick it up his (yeah). But, no. Meownooker is actually a billiards- / pool-themed toy...
E181: What Is This Thing?
Welcome to Edition 181 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...
Lawn Aerator Shoes
My mama says she's going to get me a pair of Lawn Aerator Shoes, because when I start stomping around her house all teed off she's asking me to do even more yard work, I may as well be improving the health of her lawn...
Craighill Searcher Gift Box
Craighill has assembled, and appropriately titled, the Searcher Gift Box with 4 of their most popular and useful EDC items so all ye searchers of gifts out there can end your search right here...
Weird Things Humans Search For
Weird Things Humans Search For makes an adult party game about two truths we already know: 1. People are strange; and 2. The fastest and easiest way to behold their strangeness is to start typing a few words into Google...
Lion Cat Carrier
Who let the cat out of...no, wait. The real question should be, who stuffed the cat inside the bag in the first place? Was it you, Becky? Thinkin' this canvas tote with a plush lion sewn on the front was just too adorable...
Vented Garden Grow Frame Miniature Greenhouse
Give your outdoor plants a better chance of surviving a temperamental spring, or a gardener who doesn't really know what they're doing, with this Vented Garden Grow Frame, a sort of miniature greenhouse for fledgling...
Anker EverFrost Powered Cooler
Got an Ankering for everlasting coolness? To be clear, it's for your food and drinks in Anker's EverFrost Powered Cooler, not your body that runs perpetually hot, or your geeky image...
Cyberpunk Praying Mantis 3D Model Kit
This fetching and futuristic Cyberpunk Praying Mantis 3D Model does require some DIY activity, but maker Mecrob keeps the assembly fairly straightforward. The kit arrives as a collection of pre-cut and grooved parts that...
Chilewich Worktop Custom Surface Covers
Chilewich created their Worktop for the restaurant and hospitality industry, debuting the custom surface covers at New York's Eleven Madison Park. But as they proved their functionality and style in commercial settings...