My dudes, my ladies, we have reached Z end. Welcome to the Z gifts, and to the zen of this Dude, happy to be done with this little A(-to-Z)dventure...

Indo Trick Trampoline Scooter

$49.95 - $119.95 Amazon »

Tramp not included. The Indo Trick Trampoline Scooter is a wheelless board-and-bar design made to help scoot enthusiasts practice freestyle tricks, plus come up with new ones. I'd say it's a safer way to learn Triple...

Middle Finger Toilet Paper Holder

$119.99 Etsy »

Flipping the bird becomes much more than a cheap gesture with this Middle Finger Toilet Paper Holder. Instead, Pygmallionaire's 3D-printed and hand-painted metallic design is a functional luxury!...

I can't tell you Y there's so much hostility in the world today. I can't tell you Y the box of frosted shredded wheat and gallon of milk I bought yesterday cost $14. I can't tell you Y sealed bottles with foil tabs and plastic flaps that say "Pull to open" never f-ing open when you pull. I can't...

SIFTR Can Strainer & Mini Colander

Sold Out Amazon »

The SIFTR Can Strainer & Mini Colander looks like it might work a little better than my method of straining the liquid out of canned goods, which is to place the jagged-edged lid of the opened can back inside it and smooooosh...

Jumbo Star Wars Millennium Falcon Crayon

$3.96 Amazon »

Who'd-a thought this piece of junk could clean up so well? The Jumbo Star Wars Millennium Falcon Crayon splashes every color of the rainbow - or at least every color in your standard box of Crayolas - over the dismal...

X marks the spot. The 24th spot in the alphabet, and the letter I was most concerned I'd be able to represent in my presentation of alphabetical gifts. But finding X gifts proved not to be all that difficult after all. Here are 12 X-ceptional ones for you...

2-in-1 Dumpling Maker

Discontinued

Dumplings are not on my list of DIY desires for the year - not when I have a papercraft Commodore 65 to build! But if anyone else out there (ahem, Mama) is interested in trying their hand at dumpling creation, this 2-in-1...

Tempo Move - Home Gym in a Side Table

$395 Tempo »

Tempo Move is a home gym, virtual personal trainer, fitness tracker, and piece of IKEA-lookin' contemporary furniture in one. Or maybe I should say Apple-lookin' contemporary furniture, because Tempo has designed this...

Who, what, where, when, why? The Dude. 21 gifts that start with W. Here. Now. Because that's the letter we've reached in my journey of alphabetic gift gift-giving...

Car Air Vent Decorative Strips

$4.99 Amazon »

Can you dudes think of anything you need more than a set of Car Air Vent Decorative Strips? ... No, wait, I mean less. Can you dudes think of anything you need less than a set of Car Air Vent Decorative Strips?...

Cousins Explained T-Shirt

$21.37 - $25.65 Etsy »

This Cousins Explained T-Shirt is most illuminating for those of us who have always wondered or struggled to keep track of how our relations are related to us. Although, after reading through the tree of lineage, and...

Viski Cigar Flask

$26.38 Amazon »

Looks like Viski's Cigar Flask can hold one 54-gauge cigar, and one...tiny sip of liquor. OK, 2 ounces of liquor - Scotch if you're following the rules of cigar-and-booze consumption - so basically a shot...

Imperatorworks IW-R1 Zero Gravity Office & Gaming Chair

$3,299 Amazon »

If your New Year's Resolution was to work harder...or play harder, the Imperatorworks IW-R1 Zero Gravity Office & Gaming Chair has you covered on both ends. The luxe workstation comes loaded with a bevy of features, ranging...

Oreylo Helix Hook Ear Cuffs

$24.95 - $29.95 Oreylo »

Earrings meet ear cuffs...meet hat pins meet cocktail toothpicks in Oreylo's line of Helix Hook Ear Cuffs. Yes, I know what you're thinking: Dude, that's a good way to puncture some lymph nodes in the name of fashion...

I've got some good news. No, some V-ery good news. We're almost to the end of the alphabet. After these 16 gifts that start with V, I have only 4 more letters to go! And aside from panicking over what I'm gonna do about X, I am very excited to be so close to claiming victory over this 26-entry task...

Jettle Electric Travel Kettle

$36.99 Amazon »

Ah, the Jettle. For all you jet setters in the worlds of travel mugs, electric kettles, and boiling water. Here I was thinking my Star Wars Corkcicle and Stagg were the snazziest of snazzy options for coffee, tea, and...

Snack Attack Organizer

$24 Etsy »

When the snacks attack, what's the first thing you do? Yep. Organize the troops - your cups, your bowls, your utensils, and your napkins - and attack them right back. With your hands and teeth. 3D McMaster, who should...

E171: What Is This Thing?

$139 Amazon »

Welcome to Edition 171 of What Is This Thing?, my recurring visual riddle series consisting of one simple photo - see above - and one simple question: what is this thing?...

NightWatch Magnifying Clock Dock for Apple Watch

Sold Out Amazon »

I don't have an Apple Watch, so I don't need a NightWatch Magnifying Clock Dock for my Apple Watch. But. My mama has an Apple Watch. And, based on the imprints of a square with rounded edges and a little dial sticking...

Hippo Catch-All Dish

$29.99 - $35.99 Amazon »

This hungry, hungry hippo is gonna help you, help you out by holding, holding all your keys, phones, wallets, candies and cough drops, and other small items. And despite being a hungry, hungry hippo, since he's made of...

U...U...U...letter, U! U have gone and done it again! What am I going to do with U? I'll tell U exactly what. I'm going to showcase and applaud U in the form of 18 gifts that start with U...

MK Lighter Outdoor Series Windproof Jet Flame Lighters

$16.99 Amazon »

MK Lighter's Outdoor Series of their windproof jet flame pocket lighters are both most pleasing to the eye, and most igniting to your BBQs, lanterns, candles, and campfires. Just don't get so taken with their cool colors...

Letter & Number Ice Molds

$22 - $54 Etsy »

Only thing that could make my Old Fashioned better is a big ol' "D" lookin' at me like, "Dude!" every time I take a sip. Well, gulp, really. Dry January is nowhere to be seen in my house in 2023, and given how fast I...